Keeping it family friendly with Clean Christmas memes – safe for sharing with loved ones with little chance of offending them. With the holiday season and Christmas stress in full force, there is one natural stress reliever that I love the most. Well, next to a good glass of wine, my favorite thing is LAUGHTER.
Funny Clean Christmas Memes 2023
From the Digital Mom Blog Christmas memes collection, we know some of you like it less raunchy and naughty and more funny and CLEAN!
That’s exactly what we are doing here, with our clean Christmas memes. Make someone laugh or smile, while trying not to offend.
This is our fifth year sharing clean Christmas memes and each year these go viral.
These are clean memes that you can share with everyone from your kids to grandma without them being offended.
BONUS, these aren’t raunchy – we are keeping it appropriate for all ages in this post. Don’t miss our Christmas memes which aren’t terrible but a little more edgy.
Don’t miss out on our fun Christmas Drinking Game
Christmas Movie Memes
The most epic Christmas movie, National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation delivers us a whole plethora of movie lines and imagery of Christmas funnies. Enjoy these Clark Griswold memes.
Don’t miss all of our Christmas Vacation memes!
Jesus is the Reason for the Season Memes
With all the lights, music and activities, these clean Christmas memes bring back the reminder what this holiday season is all about. Jesus is the reason for the season meme as a gentle reminder that it’s about more than gifts.
It’s a Jesus birthday meme because December 25th is His big day.
“Can I share your clean Christmas memes?” Our funny memes are meant for sharing! We just ask that you tag us @digitalmomblog (on facebook/instagram and link back to us so more people can enjoy the Christmas humor. Don’t miss our Jesus memes.
Best DIY Ugly Christmas Sweater Meme
This photo of a guy wearing a mirror as a ugly sweater is everything. If you are needing a DIY ugly Christmas sweater, just find an ugly sweater – and tape a mirror to it. BRILLIANT!
Check out our ugly Christmas sweaters, not as gross as that but pretty ugly nonetheless!
Another collection of clean Christmas memes from yet another iconic movie! This time we are looking at Christmas Home Alone Memes, perfect for sharing.
House too big forgets child – sorry kids, we will not have that problem with our current home.
Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Meme
And oh we have heard Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal is a line we have heard over and over.
Clean Santa Memes
Because Christmas and Santa Claus go hand in hand, check out these funny Santa memes. Also, if you want a good LOL – don’t miss our post on Scary Santa photos!
Elves, we pay for the gifts – so you get how us parents are feeling!
Santa is Judging You
Santa works one day a year and spends the rest of the year judging you.
And of course we have Santa memes.
Christmas is Cancelled Meme
This Christmas is Cancelled meme might be best not to show the kids. RIP – sadly, last year our local Santa Claus died.
It was tragic and so many parents who had taken their kids to the same Santa for years were left with some explaining to do or shuffling to find another Santa.
These funny Santa Clause memes kind of make Old St. Nick feel creepy!
Clean Memes About Christmas
These funny graphics are clean, so share away. Well, I should say that some people don’t get humor and there are ALWAYS that relative that is offended by SOMETHING.
Teachers at Christmas Meme
And even MORE clean and funny Christmas images for sharing.
Teachers, we get you. Dont miss our teacher memes!
Clean Christmas Presents Meme
Saved a ton of money by discussing politics on Facebook.
Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cakes
Christmas tree – you are drunk! See our Christmas Tree memes.
Batteries Not Included
This funny Christmas meme make me LOL! I have learned you MUST buy batteries for all of the toys you buy on Christmas morning.
Jingle Bells Batman Smells
Poor Batman, doesn’t even get to defend himself.
Christmas Lights Meme
I hope those are LED, that electric bill for those Christmas lights hurts me to think about!
Aretha Franklin Christmas Meme
Bless you, Aretha Franklin. This a wreath of franklins meme is the gift that keeps giving year after year.
Birth of Christmas
The irony in this just kills me! Who knew the Flintstones new about Christmas before the birth of Christ!
Christmas Shopping Meme
The stages of Christmas shopping. 1. I have plenty of time. 2. Oh no.
I should probably start Christmas shopping for everyone else since I just keep buying things for myself. WHOOPS.
Yes, everytime someone says they are done Christmas shopping – I am sending them this Christmas shopping meme!
Who is done Christmas shopping?
Christmas Gifts Meme
Don’t buy drugs with your Christmas money, y’all. This is what I tell my niece and nephew each year because Christmas gift cards are what you buy teens.
When you stop believing in Santa, your Christmas gifts might as well be underwear.
For our neighborhood White Elephant Gift Exchange, this is what I actually did.
Christmas Wrapping Paper Jesus Meme
This is actually a really great idea. Turn Happy Birthday wrapping paper into Happy Birthday Jesus Christmas wrapping paper!
Christmas Decorations Meme
Don’t miss our funny early Christmas memes for those of us who like to decorate earlier than the masses.
Who else is guilty of Christmasing before Thanksgiving?
The real star of Christmas is Jesus, sorry Nicholas Cage. See our Christmas tree memes for more hilarious ideas for topping your x-mas conifer.
Merry Christmas is living dangerously?
Moms on Christmas
This every mom on Christmas meme is so relatable. My favorite part of Christmas – when I can give a present that I didn’t think I’d be able to!
Christmas costs are real, yo. When you check your bank account the day after Christmas. See our inflation memes because y’all it’s going to hurt this year more than ever.
Decorating Christmas Cookies Meme
Feeling like Salt Bae when I’m putting those sprinkles on Christmas cookies.
All I Want for Christmas is for you to not miss these hilarious Mariah Carey memes.
Here’s a clean Christmas meme that every parent who does Santa and has little kids can relate to.
Favorite Christmas Quote About Parenting – “One of the most glorious messes in the whole world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.” Andy Rooney quote
Christmas Tip – wrap empty boxes for presents and when your child misbehaves – throw one in the fire. My kid didn’t find this meme funny. His loss.
Don’t miss our funny parenting memes!
Cost of Christmas
It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas. Tis the season of crazy spending and funny memes about Christmas. One of these things I love.
Christmas Presents Meme
Instead of presents, this year I am giving everyone my opinion.
Christmas Family Meme
This funny Christmas meme explains it all: Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house everyone was on their phone.
Meaning of Christmas
“Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas – perhaps means a little bit more!” – The Grinch Quote about Christmas
Clean Christmas Meme
Christmas is the only time of year where you can sit around a dead tree and eat candy from a sock.
Alcohol – helping us survive Christmas one sip at a time. See our drinking memes.
Xmas Tree Cakes
You know the little Christmas tree cakes. So bad, yet so good. We can talk abs come January.
Elf Christmas Meme
Before you even think about buying an Elf on the Shelf, read this funny Christmas meme and decide for yourself. If you choose to proceed, we have easy last minute Elf on the Shelf ideas.
We didn’t stop there, here are the Elf on the Shelf memes that you will want to share.
Chocolate Advent Calendar Meme
No idea how the chocolate advent calendar is empty and we aren’t even half way to Christmas yet!
And More Xmas Memes
If you love these Clean Christmas memes – you will adore these funny memes!
Ikea Christmas Tree
You know how things from Ikea go, right?
How about a DIY Ikea Christmas tree?
GI Joe Aircraft Carrier
Oh, the infamous Christmas gift that every boy in the 80s wanted… the GI Joe aircraft carrier. I’m pretty sure my brother had this!
Socks and Underwear for Christmas Meme
Who else gives socks and underwear for Christmas? Better yet, who else always knew they needed to wait because they were receiving socks and underwear for Christmas?
It’s really not that hard. Here is how to draw a reindeer, meme style.
There you have it. A HUGE collection of the best, funny and CLEAN Christmas memes. Happy sharing!
More Digital Mom Christmas Fun!
We love us some Christmas. Don’t miss all of our Christmas ideas, activities and funnies for the 2023 Christmas season.
- Christmas Traditions – start a tradition with your family this holiday season
- Scary Santas – you may never look at Santa Claus the same again
- Must Take Photos on Christmas – here is your Christmas photo shot list to ensure all memories are captured
- Christmas Drinking Game – a super fun and easy drinking game to play during the holidays
- Best Ugly Christmas Sweaters – your source for Christmas apparel
- Christmas Tree Hair – make a statement with this Christmas hairdo
- Christmas Wishlist Printable – a free printable for your Christmas wishlist
Don’t miss the Best Memes of the Week – stay up-to-date with the best LOLs for sharing
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Clean Christmas Memes 2023 is a part of Digital Mom Blog Funny Memes series