Keeping it family friendly with Clean Christmas memes – safe for sharing with loved ones with little chance of offending them.
With the holiday season and Christmas stress in full force, there is one natural stress reliever that I love the most. Well, next to a good glass of wine, my favorite thing is LAUGHTER.
Funny Clean Christmas Memes
So share these clean Christmas memes and make someone laugh or smile. We try not to offend, but keep it clean.
This is our third year sharing CLEAN Christmas memes and each year these go viral. These are clean memes that you can share with everyone from your kids to grandma without them being offended.
BONUS, these aren’t raunchy – we are keeping it appropriate for all ages in this post. Don’t miss our Christmas memes which aren’t terrible but a little more edgy.
Don’t miss out on our fun Christmas Drinking Game!
Clean Memes About Christmas
These funny graphics are clean, so share away. Well, I should say that some people don’t get humor and there are ALWAYS that relative that is offended by SOMETHING.
Jesus is the Reason for the Season Memes
With all the lights, music and activities, these clean Christmas memes bring back the reminder what this holiday season is all about.
Jesus is the reason for the season meme as a gentle reminder that it’s about more than gifts.
It’s a Jesus birthday meme because December 25th is His big day.
“Can I share your clean Christmas memes?” Um, memes are meant for sharing. We just ask that you tag us @digitalmomblog (on facebook/instagram or pinterest.
Christmas Movie Memes
The most epic Christmas movie, National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation delivers us a whole plethora of movie lines and imagery of Christmas funnies. Enjoy these Clark Griswold memes.
Don’t miss all of our Christmas Vacation memes!
Funny Home Alone Memes
Another collection of clean Christmas memes from yet another iconic movie! This time we are looking at Christmas Home Alone Memes, perfect for sharing.
We recently watched Home Alone with our 2 youngest kids. It was their first time to watch it, and these Home Alone memes are totally things they reacted to.
House too big forgets child – sorry kids, we will not have that problem with our current home.
Okay, since I recently watched Home Alone again, I get this – but I did learn something. This Home Alone meme is correct in how in the hell do people afford nice things with that many kids – but in the movie, Kevin’s uncle moved to Paris.
He gifted the family with a trip to Paris for Christmas so that they all could be together.
Also, as one Facebook follower said – who knows, maybe it’s Kevin’s MOM who is the breadwinner. Hear! Hear!
Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Meme
And oh we have heard Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal is a line we have heard over and over.
Clean Santa Memes
Because Christmas and Santa Claus go hand in hand, check out these funny Santa memes. Also, if you want a good LOL – don’t miss our post on Scary Santa photos!
Elves, we pay for the gifts – so you get how us parents are feeling! And of course we have Santa memes.
Santa meme – works one day a year and spends the rest of the year judging you.
These funny Santa memes kind of make Old St. Nick feel creepy!
More Christmas Funny Images
And even MORE clean and funny Christmas images for sharing.
Teachers, we get you. Dont miss our teacher memes!
Christmas is Cancelled Meme
This Christmas is Cancelled meme might be best not to show the kids. RIP – sadly, last year our local Santa Claus died.
It was tragic and so many parents who had taken their kids to the same Santa for years were left with some explaining to do or shuffling to find another Santa.
Best DIY Ugly Christmas Sweater Meme
This photo of a guy wearing a mirror as a ugly sweater is everything. If you are needing a DIY ugly Christmas sweater, just find an ugly sweater – and tape a mirror to it. BRILLIANT!
Check out our ugly Christmas sweaters, not as gross as that but pretty ugly nonetheless!
Christmas tree – you are drunk! See our Christmas Tree memes.
Saved a ton of money by discussing politics on Facebook.
This funny Christmas meme make me LOL! I have learned you MUST buy batteries for all of the toys you buy on Christmas morning.
Poor Batman, doesn’t even get to defend himself.
I hope those are LED, that electric bill for those Christmas lights hurts me to think about!
Bless you, Aretha Franklin. This a wreath of franklins meme is the gift that keeps giving year after year.
The irony in this just kills me! Who knew the Flintstones new about Christmas before the birth of Christ!
Yes, everytime someone says they are done Christmas shopping – I am sending them this Christmas shopping meme!
Don’t buy drugs with your Christmas money, y’all.
This is actually a really great idea. Turn Happy Birthday wrapping paper into Happy Birthday Jesus Christmas wrapping paper!
Don’t miss our funny early Christmas memes for those of us who like to decorate earlier than the masses.
For our neighborhood White Elephant Gift Exchange, this is what I actually did.
Who else is guilty of Christmasing before Thanksgiving?
Who is done Christmas shopping?
The real star of Christmas is Jesus, sorry Nicholas Cage.
I don’t get the ASMR craze!
Merry Christmas is living dangerously?
This every mom on Christmas meme is so relatable. My favorite part of Christmas – when I can give a present that I didn’t think I’d be able to!
Christmas costs are real, yo.
All I Want for Christmas is for you to not miss these hilarious Mariah Carey memes.
Here’s a clean Christmas meme that every parent who does Santa and has little kids can relate to. Don’t miss our funny parenting memes!
Funny Holiday Images
Here are several Digital Mom Christmas memes and funny holiday images for sharing.
Instead of presents, this year I am giving everyone my opinion.
This funny Christmas meme explains it all:
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house everyone was on their phone.
“Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas – perhaps means a little bit more!” – The Grinch Quote about Christmas
I should probably start Christmas shopping for everyone else since I just keep buying things for myself. WHOOPS.
Christmas is the only time of year where you can sit around a dead tree and eat candy from a sock.
Alcohol – helping us survive Christmas one sip at a time.
Favorite Christmas Quote About Parenting – “One of the most glorious messes in the whole world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.” Andy Rooney quote
It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas. Tis the season of crazy spending and funny memes about Christmas. One of these things I love.
Christmas Tip – wrap empty boxes for presents and when your child misbehaves – throw one in the fire. My kid didn’t find this meme funny. His loss.
Xmas Tree Cakes
You know the little Christmas tree cakes. So bad, yet so good. We can talk abs come January.
Elf Christmas Meme
Before you even think about buying an Elf on the Shelf, read this funny Christmas meme and decide for yourself. If you choose to proceed, we have easy last minute Elf on the Shelf ideas.
We didn’t stop there, here are the Elf on the Shelf memes that you will want to share.
Chocolate Advent Calendar
No idea how the chocolate advent calendar is empty and we aren’t even half way to Christmas yet!
Ikea Christmas Tree
You know how things from Ikea go, right?
How about a DIY Ikea Christmas tree?
GI Joe Aircraft Carrier
Oh, the infamous Christmas gift that every boy in the 80s wanted… the GI Joe aircraft carrier. I’m pretty sure my brother had this!
Socks and Underwear for Christmas Meme
Who else gives socks and underwear for Christmas? Better yet, who else always knew they needed to wait because they were receiving socks and underwear for Christmas?
How to Draw a Reindeer
It’s really not that hard. Here is how to draw a reindeer, meme style.
There you have it. A HUGE collection of the best, funny and CLEAN Christmas memes. Happy sharing!
And More Xmas Memes
If you love these Clean Christmas memes – you will adore these funny memes!
More Digital Mom Christmas Fun!
We love us some Christmas. Don’t miss all of our Christmas ideas, activities and funnies for the 2022 Christmas season.
- Christmas Traditions – start a tradition with your family this holiday season
- Scary Santas – you may never look at Santa Claus the same again
- Must Take Photos on Christmas – here is your Christmas photo shot list to ensure all memories are captured
- Christmas Drinking Game – a super fun and easy drinking game to play during the holidays
- Best Ugly Christmas Sweaters – your source for Christmas apparel
- Christmas Tree Hair – make a statement with this Christmas hairdo
- Christmas Wishlist Printable – a free printable for your Christmas wishlist
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Clean Christmas Memes is a part of Digital Mom Blog Funny Memes series