With the holiday season and Christmas stress in full force, there is one natural stress reliever that I love the most. Well, next to a good glass of wine, my favorite thing is LAUGHTER. So share these clean Christmas memes and make someone laugh or smile.
Clean Christmas Memes
Best CLEAN Christmas memes – EVER. Yes, that’s right guys – if you haven’t already figured out that sharing funny memes is my love language, especially if they are STUPID – well they are. BONUS, these aren’t raunchy – we are keeping it appropriate for all ages in this post.
Don’t miss out on our fun Christmas Drinking Game!
Memes About Christmas
These funny graphics are clean, so share away. Well, I should say that some people don’t get humor and there are ALWAYS that relative that is offended by SOMETHING. But for the most part – these are CLEAN Christmas memes – for sharing.
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Clark Griswold Christmas Memes
The most epic Christmas movie, National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation delivers us a whole plethora of movie lines and imagery of Christmas funnies. Enjoy these Clark Griswold memes.
Merry Christmas, Clark!
This National Lampoons meme says it best. I hope you get that Christmas bonus and not a jelly of the month club subscription.
Who needs a backyard, when you have a living room!
Did you see you can buy a National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Moose Mug?
Christmas Home Alone Memes
Another collection of clean Christmas memes from yet another iconic movie! This time we are looking at Christmas Home Alone Memes, perfect for sharing.
We recently watched Home Alone with our 2 youngest kids. It was their first time to watch it, and these Home Alone memes are totally things they reacted to.
House too big forgets child – sorry kids, we will not have that problem with our current home.
Okay, since I recently watched Home Alone again, I get this – but I did learn something. This Home Alone meme is correct in how in the hell do people afford nice things with that many kids – but in the movie, Kevin’s uncle moved to Paris. He gifted the family with a trip to Paris for Christmas so that they all could be together.
Also, as one Facebook follower said – who knows, maybe it’s Kevin’s MOM who is the breadwinner. Hear! Hear!
And oh we have heard Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal is a line we have heard over and over.
Funny Santa Memes
Because Christmas and Santa Claus go hand in hand, check out these funny Santa memes. Also, if you want a good LOL – don’t miss our post on Scary Santa photos!
Elves, we pay for the gifts – so you get how us parents are feeling!
Santa meme – works one day a year and spends the rest of the year judging you.
These funny Santa memes kind of make Old St. Nick feel creepy!
More Christmas Funny Images
And even MORE clean and funny Christmas images for sharing.
Teachers, we get you. Dont miss our teacher memes!
Best DIY Ugly Sweater Idea EVER
This photo of a guy wearing a mirror as a ugly sweater is everything. If you are needing a DIY ugly Christmas sweater, just find an ugly sweater – and tape a mirror to it. BRILLIANT!
Did you see our collection of ugly Christmas sweaters? They are HILARIOUS!
Christmas tree – you are drunk!
Saved a ton of money by discussing politics on Facebook.
This funny Christmas meme make me LOL! I have learned you MUST buy batteries for all of the toys you buy on Christmas morning.
Poor Batman, doesn’t even get to defend himself.
I hope those are LED, that electric bill for those Christmas lights hurts me to think about!
Bless you, Aretha Franklin. 
The irony in this just kills me! Who knew the Flintstones new about Christmas before the birth of Christ!
Yes, everytime someone says they are done Christmas shopping – I am sending them this Christmas meme!
Don’t buy drugs with your Christmas money, y’all.
RIP – sadly, last year our local Santa Claus died. It was tragic and so many parents who had taken their kids to the same Santa for years were left with some explaining to do or shuffling to find another Santa.
This is actually a really great idea. Turn Happy Birthday wrapping paper into Happy Birthday Jesus Christmas wrapping paper!
Christmas all year round!
For our neighborhood White Elephant Gift Exchange, this is what I actually did.
Who else is guilty of Christmasing before Thanksgiving?
Who is done Christmas shopping?
The real star of Christmas is Jesus, sorry Nicholas Cage.
I don’t get the ASMR craze!
Merry Christmas is living dangerously?
My favorite part of Christmas – when I can gift a gift I never thought I could gift!
Christmas costs are real, yo.
WHAM, anyone?
Digital Mom Christmas Memes
Here are several Digital Mom Christmas memes that you may have seen us share.
Instead of presents, this year I am giving everyone my opinion.
This funny Christmas meme explains it all:
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house everyone was on their phone.
“Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas – perhaps means a little bit more!” – The Grinch Quote about Christmas
I should probably start Christmas shopping for everyone else since I just keep buying things for myself. WHOOPS.
Christmas is the only time of year where you can sit around a dead tree and eat candy from a sock.
Alcohol – helping us survive Christmas one sip at a time.
Favorite Christmas Quote About Parenting – “One of the most glorious messes in the whole world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.” Andy Rooney quote
It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas. Tis the season of crazy spending and funny memes about Christmas. One of these things I love.
Christmas Tip – wrap empty boxes for presents and when your child misbehaves – throw one in the fire. My kid didn’t find this meme funny. His loss.
Xmas Tree Cakes
You know the little Christmas tree cakes. So bad, yet so good. We can talk abs come January.
Busy Elves
Having a programmer husband, this Christmas meme hits home. He is the elf on Christmas eve night putting together ALL THE THINGS.
Chocolate Advent Calendar
No idea how the chocolate advent calendar is empty and we aren’t even half way to Christmas yet!
GI Joe Aircraft Carrier
Oh, the infamous Christmas gift that every boy in the 80s wanted… the GI Joe aircraft carrier. I’m pretty sure my brother had this!
Socks and Underwear for Christmas Meme
Who else gives socks and underwear for Christmas? Better yet, who else always knew they needed to wait because they were receiving socks and underwear for Christmas?
How to Draw a Reindeer
It’s really not that hard. Here is how to draw a reindeer, meme style.
There you have it. A HUGE collection of the best, funny and CLEAN Christmas memes. Happy sharing!
Content creator, lover of sweet wine and tacos and mom to 4 kids. Molly appreciates the unique things in life, is a Ennegagram 7w8 and has been blogging here at Digital Mom Blog for a very long time (10 years!)