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Clean Christmas Memes – 50+ Funny Xmas Images for LOLing

Keeping it family friendly with Clean Christmas memes – safe for sharing with loved ones with little chance of offending them. Not a guarantee because it is 2021 and all, but at least it’s some humor for the holidays!

With the holiday season and Christmas stress in full force, there is one natural stress reliever that I love the most. Well, next to a good glass of wine, my favorite thing is LAUGHTER.

Funny Clean Christmas Memes

So share these clean Christmas memes and make someone laugh or smile.

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2021 Clean Christmas Memes

Best CLEAN Christmas memes – EVER. Yes, that’s right guys – if you haven’t already figured out that sharing funny memes is my love language, especially if they are STUPID – well they are.

funny christmas meme - here is a gingerbread house recipe - let me know if you want the recipe #christmasmemes #funnymemes #humor #gingerbread
gingerbread house meme

BONUS, these aren’t raunchy – we are keeping it appropriate for all ages in this post.

its not funny i said no rocks in the snowballs - funny christmas meme
snowball meme

Don’t miss out on our fun Christmas Drinking Game!

Clean Memes About Christmas

These funny graphics are clean, so share away. Well, I should say that some people don’t get humor and there are ALWAYS that relative that is offended by SOMETHING.

yall ready for my birthday - jesus birthday meme
jesus birthday meme

But for the most part – these are CLEAN Christmas memes – for sharing.

“Can I share your clean Christmas memes?” Um, memes are meant for sharing. We just ask that you tag us @digitalmomblog (on facebook/instagram or pinterest.

Christmas Movie Memes

The most epic Christmas movie, National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation delivers us a whole plethora of movie lines and imagery of Christmas funnies. Enjoy these Clark Griswold memes.

Merry Christmas to You - Clark Griswold Meme
christmas movie memes

Don’t miss all of our Christmas Vacation memes!

Funny Home Alone Memes

Another collection of clean Christmas memes from yet another iconic movie! This time we are looking at Christmas Home Alone Memes, perfect for sharing.

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christmas movie meme – home alone

We recently watched Home Alone with our 2 youngest kids. It was their first time to watch it, and these Home Alone memes are totally things they reacted to. 

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home alone christmas meme

House too big forgets child – sorry kids, we will not have that problem with our current home.

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funny home alone meme

Okay, since I recently watched Home Alone again, I get this – but I did learn something. This Home Alone meme is correct in how in the hell do people afford nice things with that many kids – but in the movie, Kevin’s uncle moved to Paris.

He gifted the family with a trip to Paris for Christmas so that they all could be together. 

Also, as one Facebook follower said – who knows, maybe it’s Kevin’s MOM who is the breadwinner. Hear! Hear! 

Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Meme

And oh we have heard Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal is a line we have heard over and over. 

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Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Meme

Funny Santa Memes

Because Christmas and Santa Claus go hand in hand, check out these funny Santa memes. Also, if you want a good LOL – don’t miss our post on Scary Santa photos!

Elves make all the gifts - only his name goes on the present. Clean Christmas Meme

Elves, we pay for the gifts – so you get how us parents are feeling! 

works one day a year and spends the rest of the year judging you - funny santa meme

Santa meme – works one day a year and spends the rest of the year judging you. 

he sees you when you are sleeping christmas santa meme

These funny Santa memes kind of make Old St. Nick feel creepy!

More Christmas Funny Images

And even MORE clean and funny Christmas images for sharing.

how teacher dress to go christmas shopping - christmas meme
christmas teacher meme

Teachers, we get you. Dont miss our teacher memes!

Christmas is Cancelled Meme

This Christmas is Cancelled meme might be best not to show the kids. RIP – sadly, last year our local Santa Claus died. It was tragic and so many parents who had taken their kids to the same Santa for years were left with some explaining to do or shuffling to find another Santa.

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Christmas is Cancelled meme

Best DIY Ugly Christmas Sweater Meme

This photo of a guy wearing a mirror as a ugly sweater is everything. If you are needing a DIY ugly Christmas sweater, just find an ugly sweater – and tape a mirror to it. BRILLIANT!

Best Ugly sweater idea mirror
best ugly christmas sweater meme

Check out our ugly Christmas sweaters, not as gross as that but pretty ugly nonetheless!

Check out that Christmas tree Chest hair with this ugly christmas meme. nice. and no.
Ugly Christmas Sweater Meme

Christmas tree – you are drunk!

christmas tree meme - drunk christmas tree fell over

Saved a ton of money by discussing politics on Facebook. 

discuss politics save of christmas presents

This funny Christmas meme make me LOL! I have learned you MUST buy batteries for all of the toys you buy on Christmas morning.

always include batteries - funny christmas memes

Poor Batman, doesn’t even get to defend himself.

christmas batman meme
christmas batman smells meme

I hope those are LED, that electric bill for those Christmas lights hurts me to think about!

christmas lights meme
christmas lights meme

Bless you, Aretha Franklin. 

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aretha franklin meme – a wreath of franklins

The irony in this just kills me! Who knew the Flintstones new about Christmas before the birth of Christ!

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flintstones meme about christmas

Yes, everytime someone says they are done Christmas shopping – I am sending them this Christmas shopping meme!

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christmas shopping meme

Don’t buy drugs with your Christmas money, y’all.

No drugs
christmas gift meme

This is actually a really great idea. Turn Happy Birthday wrapping paper into Happy Birthday Jesus Christmas wrapping paper!

happy birthday jesus wrapping paper clean christmas meme
christmas wrapping meme

Christmas all year round!

clean christmas meme decorating for the holidays

For our neighborhood White Elephant Gift Exchange, this is what I actually did.

buying gifts at the liquor store

Who else is guilty of Christmasing before Thanksgiving?

rudolph meme

Who is done Christmas shopping?

christmas-shopping

The real star of Christmas is Jesus, sorry Nicholas Cage.

Christmas tree - my mom let me decorate the christmas tree so i put the only star that matters
nicholas cage meme about christmas star

I don’t get the ASMR craze!

gift wrapping asmr meme
christmas asmr meme

Merry Christmas is living dangerously? 

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austin powers christmas meme

My favorite part of Christmas – when I can gift a gift I never thought I could gift!

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mom on christmas meme

Christmas costs are real, yo.

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expensive christmas gifts meme

WHAM, anyone? 

Game of thrones meme

Funny Holiday Images

Here are several Digital Mom Christmas memes and funny holiday images for sharing.

funny holiday image - Instead of presents, this year I am giving everyone my opinion Christmas meme
funny holiday image about christmas presents

Instead of presents, this year I am giving everyone my opinion.

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house everyone was on their phone. - Funny christmas meme

This funny Christmas meme explains it all:

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house everyone was on their phone.

grinch christmas quote Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas - perhaps means a little bit more!

“Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas – perhaps means a little bit more!” – The Grinch Quote about Christmas

I should probably start Christmas shopping for everyone else since I just keep buying things for myself. christmas shopping meme

I should probably start Christmas shopping for everyone else since I just keep buying things for myself. WHOOPS.

funny memes about christmas Christmas is the only time of year where you can sit around a dead tree and eat candy from a sock. 

Christmas is the only time of year where you can sit around a dead tree and eat candy from a sock. 

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Alcohol – helping us survive Christmas one sip at a time. 

"One of the most glorious messes in the whole world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly." Andy Rooney quote

Favorite Christmas Quote About Parenting – “One of the most glorious messes in the whole world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.” Andy Rooney quote

It's beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas. Tis the season of crazy spending and funny memes about Christmas. One of these things I love.

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Christmas Tip – wrap empty boxes for presents and when your child misbehaves – throw one in the fire. My kid didn’t find this meme funny. His loss.

Xmas Tree Cakes

abs are cool but have you tried xmas tree cakes - clean christmas memes

You know the little Christmas tree cakes. So bad, yet so good. We can talk abs come January.

Busy Elves

Having a programmer husband, this Christmas meme hits home. He is the elf on Christmas eve night putting together ALL THE THINGS.

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Elf Christmas Meme

Chocolate Advent Calendar

No idea how the chocolate advent calendar is empty and we aren’t even half way to Christmas yet!

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open door. shut door. damn chocolate advent calendar!

Ikea Christmas Tree

You know how things from Ikea go, right?

Just picked up my new Christmas tree from ikea - yeah a diy ikea christmas tree - not this year, 2020 - funny christmas meme

How about a DIY Ikea Christmas tree?

GI Joe Aircraft Carrier

Oh, the infamous Christmas gift that every boy in the 80s wanted… the GI Joe aircraft carrier. I’m pretty sure my brother had this!

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All hail the king of one liners – @SimonHolland

Socks and Underwear for Christmas Meme

Who else gives socks and underwear for Christmas? Better yet, who else always knew they needed to wait because they were receiving socks and underwear for Christmas?

hang-in-there-socks-and-underwear-christmas-meme

How to Draw a Reindeer

It’s really not that hard. Here is how to draw a reindeer, meme style.

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There you have it. A HUGE collection of the best, funny and CLEAN Christmas memes. Happy sharing!

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If you love these Clean Christmas memes – you will adore these funny memes!

Car commercials that show a middle class husband buying his wife a car as a christmas gift - funny christmas meme
clean christmas meme

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