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75 Funny Clean Christmas Memes and Xmas Images for LOLing


Keeping it family friendly with Clean Christmas memes – safe for sharing with loved ones with little chance of offending them.

With the holiday season and Christmas stress in full force, there is one natural stress reliever that I love the most. Well, next to a good glass of wine, my favorite thing is laughter. That’s exactly what we are doing here, with our clean Christmas memes. Make someone laugh or smile, while trying not to offend.

funny clean christmas memes

From the Digital Mom Blog Christmas memes collection, we know some of you like it less raunchy and naughty and more funny and CLEAN!

Clean Christmas Fun!

These are clean memes that you can share with everyone from your kids to grandma without them being offended.

funny christmas meme here is a gingerbread house recipe let me know if you want the recipe christmasmemes funnymemes humor gingerbread
gingerbread house meme

BONUS, these aren’t raunchy – we are keeping it appropriate for all ages in this post. Don’t miss our Christmas memes which aren’t terrible but a little more edgy.

its not funny i said no rocks in the snowballs funny christmas meme
snowball meme

Don’t miss out on our fun Christmas Drinking Game

Christmas Movie Memes

The most epic Christmas movie, National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation delivers us a whole plethora of movie lines and imagery of Christmas funnies. Enjoy these Clark Griswold memes.

Merry Christmas to You Clark Griswold Meme
christmas movie memes

Don’t miss all of our Christmas Vacation memes!

Jesus is the Reason for the Season Memes

With all the lights, music and activities, these clean Christmas memes bring back the reminder what this holiday season is all about. Jesus is the reason for the season meme as a gentle reminder that it’s about more than gifts.

psst don't forget that i'm the reason for the season
clean christmas meme jesus

It’s a Jesus birthday meme because December 25th is His big day.

y'all ready for my birthday?
jesus birthday meme

“Can I share your clean Christmas memes?” Our funny memes are meant for sharing! We just ask that you tag us @digitalmomblog (on facebook/instagram and link back to us so more people can enjoy the Christmas humor. Don’t miss our Jesus memes.

Best DIY Ugly Christmas Sweater Meme

This photo of a guy wearing a mirror as a ugly sweater is everything. If you are needing a DIY ugly Christmas sweater, just find an ugly sweater – and tape a mirror to it. BRILLIANT!

Best Ugly sweater idea mirror
best ugly christmas sweater meme

Check out our ugly Christmas sweaters, not as gross as that but pretty ugly nonetheless!

Check out that Christmas tree Chest hair with this ugly christmas meme nice and no
Ugly Christmas Sweater Meme

Home Alone

Another collection of clean Christmas memes from yet another iconic movie! This time we are looking at Christmas Home Alone Memes, perfect for sharing.

home alone mom meme christmas
home alone mom meme christmas

House too big forgets child – sorry kids, we will not have that problem with our current home.

home alone parents meme
funny home alone meme

Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Meme

And oh we have heard Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal is a line we have heard over and over.

filthy animal meme
Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Meme

Clean Santa Memes

Because Christmas and Santa Claus go hand in hand, check out these funny Santa memes. Also, if you want a good LOL – don’t miss our post on Scary Santa photos!

Elves make all the gifts only his name goes on the present Clean Christmas Meme

Elves, we pay for the gifts – so you get how us parents are feeling!

Santa is Judging You

Santa works one day a year and spends the rest of the year judging you.

works one day a year and spends the rest of the year judging you funny santa meme

And of course we have Santa memes.

Christmas is Cancelled Meme

This Christmas is Cancelled meme might be best not to show the kids. RIP – sadly, last year our local Santa Claus died.

christmas is cancelled santa claus died rip
Christmas is Cancelled meme

It was tragic and so many parents who had taken their kids to the same Santa for years were left with some explaining to do or shuffling to find another Santa.

Santa Stalker

These funny Santa Clause memes kind of make Old St. Nick feel creepy!

he sees you when you are sleeping christmas santa meme

Clean Memes About Christmas

These funny graphics are clean, so share away. Well, I should say that some people don’t get humor and there are ALWAYS that relative that is offended by SOMETHING.

Teachers at Christmas Meme

And even MORE clean and funny Christmas images for sharing.

how teacher dress to go christmas shopping christmas meme
christmas teacher meme

Teachers, we get you. Dont miss our teacher memes!

Clean Christmas Presents Meme

Saved a ton of money by discussing politics on Facebook.

Save money on Christmas gifts by bringing up politics with family at Thanksgiving dinner Follow me for more unsolicited advice

Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cakes

Christmas tree – you are drunk! See our Christmas Tree memes.

abs are cool but have you tried little debbie christmas cake
little debbie christmas meme

Batteries Not Included

This funny Christmas meme make me LOL! I have learned you MUST buy batteries for all of the toys you buy on Christmas morning.

always include batteries funny christmas memes

Jingle Bells Batman Smells

Poor Batman, doesn’t even get to defend himself.

christmas batman meme
christmas batman smells meme

Christmas Lights Meme

I hope those are LED, that electric bill for those Christmas lights hurts me to think about!

christmas lights meme that says I Christmas harder than you
christmas lights meme

Aretha Franklin Christmas Meme

Bless you, Aretha Franklin. This a wreath of franklins meme is the gift that keeps giving year after year.

a wreath of franklins christmas meme
aretha franklin meme a wreath of franklins

Birth of Christmas

The irony in this just kills me! Who knew the Flintstones new about Christmas before the birth of Christ!

birth of christ meme photo of the flinstones celebrating christmas before the birth of Jesus Christ
birth of christ meme

Christmas Shopping Meme

The stages of Christmas shopping. 1. I have plenty of time. 2. Oh no.

stages of christmas shopping
stages of christmas shopping

I should probably start Christmas shopping for everyone else since I just keep buying things for myself. WHOOPS.

I should probably start Christmas shopping for everyone else since I just keep buying things for myself christmas shopping meme

Yes, everytime someone says they are done Christmas shopping – I am sending them this Christmas shopping meme!

meme about christmas shopping
christmas shopping meme

Who is done Christmas shopping?

done christmas shopping implies that i have actually started
funny christmas shopping meme

Christmas Gifts Meme

Don’t buy drugs with your Christmas money, y’all. This is what I tell my niece and nephew each year because Christmas gift cards are what you buy teens.

christmas gift card meme i got you a gift card instead of cash because i dont want you to spend it on drugs for teens
christmas gift card meme

When you stop believing in Santa, your Christmas gifts might as well be underwear.

clean christmas meme when you stop believing in santa you get underwear
clean christmas meme

For our neighborhood White Elephant Gift Exchange, this is what I actually did.

buying gifts at the liquor store

Christmas Wrapping Paper Jesus Meme

This is actually a really great idea. Turn Happy Birthday wrapping paper into Happy Birthday Jesus Christmas wrapping paper!

when you run out of christmas wrapping paper
christmas wrapper paper meme funny

Christmas Decorations Meme

Don’t miss our funny early Christmas memes for those of us who like to decorate earlier than the masses.

its never too early for christmas decorations if you never take them down
christmas decorations meme

Who else is guilty of Christmasing before Thanksgiving?

i promise i won't be extra this holiday season
early clean christmas meme

The real star of Christmas is Jesus, sorry Nicholas Cage. See our Christmas tree memes for more hilarious ideas for topping your x-mas conifer.

christmas tree nicholas cage meme
christmas tree nicholas cage meme

Merry Christmas is living dangerously?

austin powers christmas meme clean i noticed you say merry christmas i also like to live dangeroiusly
austin powers christmas meme

Moms on Christmas

This every mom on Christmas meme is so relatable. My favorite part of Christmas – when I can give a present that I didn’t think I’d be able to!

Every mom on Christmas while you open up that gift that she swore she wasn't going to get you.
mom on christmas meme

Christmas costs are real, yo. When you check your bank account the day after Christmas. See our inflation memes because y’all it’s going to hurt this year more than ever.

checking bank account meme about when you check your bank account the day after christmas
checking bank account meme christmas

Decorating Christmas Cookies Meme

Feeling like Salt Bae when I’m putting those sprinkles on Christmas cookies.

christmas cookies meme with salt bae how i feel when i am decorating christmas cookies
christmas cookies meme

Christmas Songs

All I Want for Christmas is for you to not miss these hilarious Mariah Carey memes.

all i want for christmas meme mariah carey
all i want for christmas meme mariah carey

Christmas Parenting

Here’s a clean Christmas meme that every parent who does Santa and has little kids can relate to.

if you haven't threatened
to call santa 10 times this week, are you even a real parent?
clean christmas meme parenting

Favorite Christmas Quote About Parenting – “One of the most glorious messes in the whole world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.” Andy Rooney quote

one of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day Don't clean it up too quickly.
best christmas meme for parents

Christmas Tip – wrap empty boxes for presents and when your child misbehaves – throw one in the fire. My kid didn’t find this meme funny. His loss.

christmas tip wrap empty boxes and when your kids misbehave throw one into the fire
Parents Christmas Meme

Don’t miss our funny parenting memes!

Cost of Christmas

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas. Tis the season of crazy spending and funny memes about Christmas. One of these things I love.

it's beginning to cost a lot like christmas
broke christmas meme

Christmas Presents Meme

Instead of presents, this year I am giving everyone my opinion.

funny holiday image Instead of presents this year I am giving everyone my opinion Christmas meme
christmas presents meme

Christmas Family Meme

This funny Christmas meme explains it all: Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house everyone was on their phone.

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house everyone was on their phone Funny christmas meme

Meaning of Christmas

“Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas – perhaps means a little bit more!” – The Grinch Quote about Christmas

grinch christmas quote Maybe Christmas he thought doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas - perhaps means a little bit more!

Clean Christmas Meme

Christmas is the only time of year where you can sit around a dead tree and eat candy from a sock.

funny memes about christmas Christmas is the only time of year where you can sit around a dead tree and eat candy from a sock

Alcohol – helping us survive Christmas one sip at a time. See our drinking memes.

alcohol on christmas

Elf Christmas Meme

Before you even think about buying an Elf on the Shelf, read this funny Christmas meme and decide for yourself. If you choose to proceed, we have easy last minute Elf on the Shelf ideas.

elf on the shelf isn't jsut for christmas its for every christmas for the next ten years. think before you buy
elf meme

We didn’t stop there, here are the Elf on the Shelf memes that you will want to share.

Chocolate Advent Calendar Meme

No idea how the chocolate advent calendar is empty and we aren’t even half way to Christmas yet!

according to my advent calendar meme
according to my advent calendar meme

And More Xmas Memes

If you love these Clean Christmas memes – you will adore these funny memes!

Car commercials that show a middle class husband buying his wife a new car as a gift is so unrealistic Its like hey honey as a gift this year I made a huge financial decision without your approval you might want to look for a second job Merry Christmas
car for Christmas meme

Ikea Christmas Tree

You know how things from Ikea go, right?

Just picked up my new Christmas tree from ikea yeah a diy ikea christmas tree not this year 2020 funny christmas meme
ikea christmas tree meme

How about a DIY Ikea Christmas tree?

GI Joe Aircraft Carrier

Oh, the infamous Christmas gift that every boy in the 80s wanted… the GI Joe aircraft carrier. I’m pretty sure my brother had this!

GI Joe Air Craft Carrier Christmas Gift
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Socks and Underwear for Christmas Meme

Who else gives socks and underwear for Christmas? Better yet, who else always knew they needed to wait because they were receiving socks and underwear for Christmas?

hang in there socks and underwear christmas meme

Reindeer Meme

It’s really not that hard. Here is how to draw a reindeer, meme style.

how to draw a reindeer

There you have it, our huge collection of the best, funniest clean Christmas memes. Happy sharing!

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