Funny pregnancy memes might be the only things laughable about being pregnant.
As someone who has been pregnant four times, I can tell you that pregnancy is no laughing matter. Sure, after the whole giving birth thing is over, it is quite comical. With a sister in her third trimester, with a baby bump that is bumping, these memes about pregnancy are dedicated to her. God speed, Bets.
Funny Pregnant Memes
We have 9 months of humor to cover with these pregnancy memes.
From the pregnancy test to giving birth and all the fun stuff like food, ice cream, pregnancy hormones – all the way to labor and delivery, we are here for the funny pregnant memes!
Not Pregnant Meme
I don’t know about your Aunt Flow but mine, she is fickle. She’s never on time and is very moody (hmm, kind of like me.)
Anywho, this not pregnant meme is for all of you who either show negative on a pregnancy test after an accidental pregnancy scare or have a missed period / Aunt Flow who is as fickle as mine.
Pregnancy Test Memes
After the Shark Week or Aunt Flow no show, what better place to start than with the pregnancy test memes. You pee on a stick and either you get two lines on a pregnancy test alerting you that you are pregnant.
Or now a days, maybe you are fancy folk who pee on a stick and get a PREGNANT or NOT PREGNANT notification. Either way these pregnancy test memes will hit come.
False positive pregnancy test result? If this is bad news, hate to be the messenger. This pregnancy test meme is right. Pregnancy tests have a 99% accuracy according to Clearblue.
Get Me Pregnant Meme
Sometimes you just need to tell him and not hint. Here is a get me pregnant meme to share when it’s time to get a baby in your belly, stat!
Im Pregnant Memes
The glorious time when it’s time deliver the pregnancy announcement. Change it up and announce your pregnancy with one of our funny im pregnant memes.
This pregnancy announcement meme is perfect for telling people “i’m pregnant!”
Some people don’t read the fine print. It’s those people you will want to send this im pregnant meme to.
What better way to tell the world about the upcoming baby than with this Bob Ross pregnancy announcement meme. There are no mistakes, just happy little accidents.
Even though this pregnancy pun of a bun in the oven has been used for years, there will still be people who won’t get it. Oven is the womb. The bun is the baby. The oven opens when the bun is ready to come out. Shall I say more?
This is the perfect surprise pregnancy announcement. Not only do you get to surprise someone with the news, you also give them a great visual to think about you peeing on a stick.
Whether you have struggled with infertility, had an oopsy or birth control failed, this having a baby meme is for you.
We’ve only just begun with the funny pregnancy memes! Hold that baby in, we are on a roll…
Pregnancy Trimester Memes
The three trimesters of pregnancy memes. Those 40ish weeks or 9 months give or take of being pregnant are split up to trimesters. Here are the pregnancy memes about the trimesters for your enjoyment.
First Trimester Meme
The pregnancy memes first trimester are for those first few months.
For when you spend 3 months pregnant sleeping or puking, eating weird things, outgrowing your jeans and creating a tiny human.
Second Trimester Memes
The second trimester memes are for when the belly starts poppin’, the baby kick starts and the mom to be has regained just enough energy to survive.
Second trimester can be a time of energy, maybe all that sleeping the first trimester helped! This isn’t always the case though. There is still a reason to celebrate trimester 2!
Third Trimester Meme
The third trimester funny pregnancy memes are about that final stretch of expectant moms. All moms who have been there, know the third trimester is the longest 3 months ever in existence. The belly is now huge, food is great, heartburn isn’t. Suddenly the reality of what is happening hits just in time for baby’s arrival.
I’ll just leave this third trimester pregnancy sex meme right here for your enjoyment.
Third trimester is here, deliver baby soon you are. Come on, don’t you love a Yoda pregnancy meme to tell you that a baby will be delivered soon.
Pregnant Again Meme
When you are pregnant, yet again. Don’t miss these here we go memes for more here we goes..
Labor, Delivery and Birth Memes
Next up in our collection of funny pregnancy memes for moms we have labor and delivery memes. All the memes about delivering a baby.
Whether you are induced, natural childbirth, epidural or c-section – it doesn’t matter. A happy healthy mama and a sweet baby is the only goal. This childbirth meme sums it up nicely. May the odds be in your favor.
Pregnancy Contractions Meme
So are these pregnancy contractions real or Braxton Hicks? And who the h-e-ll is Braxton Hicks and why is he so evil? Cleveland Clinic breaks down Braxton Hicks contractions for us.
The thought of your water breaking or just going into labor can be terrifying.
Of all, these are the pregnancy memes for dads. These are what you need to know. Whoever is in the L&D or delivery room with you needs to know this major rule of delivering a baby. What happens in the delivery room, stays in the delivery room.
No one wants photos of guts, blood, mom breastfeeding her baby after just meeting her child (no offense to breastfeeding but save the photo taking for later!) Just enjoy the magical miracle of life.
No offense to anyone who gave birth naturally! I did so 3 times, but the first pregnancy – I would totally draw 25 than think about giving birth without pain meds.
Remember when I told you I had three natural child births? About that, this pregnancy meme is from personal experience. I swear the nurses face telling me that it’s too late for an epidural looked just like this.
When you don’t have to worry about going into labor because like this c-section meme states, the birth is scheduled!
What giving birth looks like. This giving birth meme is pretty spot on because yes, my husband didn’t follow delivery room rules and took a photo (many now deleted photos) of me pushing the baby out.
When you have been in labor for hours and started pushing, working with nurses to make this happen. Then the obgyn walks in and suddenly it’s like the lights go on, and it’s showtime.
After the baby gets here, enjoy these baby memes.
And now that you are officially a parent, let us introduce you to the fun of parenting memes!
Maternity Leave Meme
For anyone who has to figure out maternity leave, bless your heart. Make sure that you know your rights.
While the US is way behind in taking care of women while they are pregnant and allowing them to take adequate paid maternity leave, we do have some rights. Make sure to familiarize yourself with FMLA Family Medical Leave Act.
Send a funny hr meme over to your Human Resources to break the ice before discussing your benefits and maternity plan.
Funny Pregnancy Memes
Just like being pregnant, these funny pregnancy memes seem to go on forever.
Pregnancy Hormones Meme
This pregnancy hormones meme is spot on. Learn what role the hormones play during pregnancy and why you feel cray cray one minute, sleeping like mad the next and then madly energized.
I Was Lazy Pregnant Meme
Being lazy pregnant is the best. Embrace this time. I mean, people actual expect you to overeat, sleep and be lazy. When else in your adult life is this okay? EXACTLY!
Pregnancy Craving Meme
When you are having an pregnancy craving for a certain food and you actually get the food you are craving.
Barefoot and Pregnant Meme
Gone are the days of women being barefoot, pregnant and “obedient.” Bless his heart. If your man was expecting something else, send him this barefoot and pregnant meme. You deserve better.
Pregnancy Brain Meme
When you have never felt so dumb in your entire life, even though you have not one but TWO brains in your body. Yeah, this pregnancy brain meme is talking to you.
I wish I could tell you after you deliver you baby that it will get better. Unfortunately, then you get sleep deprived newborn brain. What is going on with my infant brain. Baby brain turns into toddler brain. Sadly, I have a 19-year-old and still don’t have my pre pregnancy brain mind back!
Baby Bump Meme
If you want to touch the baby bump, you are going to need to venmo me first. gotta pay for this baby somehow. Here’s an easy way to earn some cash while pregnant without worrying and stressing about the future.
Just post this baby bump meme – if anything maybe people will get the hint to stop touching the pregnant belly!
Morning Sickness Meme
Whoever named morning sickness is immediately fired. There is nothing morning about this nausea. Morning sickness was obviously named by a man who didn’t notice that his wife was still puking all morning, day and night
Pregnancy Insomnia Meme
When you can’t sleep at night and continue to change positions, while getting kicked by a baby and then having to pee every 30 minutes for endless months on end.
Yeah, this pregnancy insomnia meme tells it how it is. These are words of wisdom to all, especially moms and mother-in-laws of daughters and daughter-in-laws.
Feeling Pregnant Memes
Heartburn is no pregnancy joke, but pregnancy heartburn with all the other side effects of being pregnant is just the worse. Add-on every time you mention it, someone telling you that pregnancy heartburn means that the baby is going to have a lot of hair.
Is this old wives tale or science? Well, guess what. That old pregnancy heartburn wives tale is actually true (well in the majority of cases!)
“Folksy” sounding but true. Researchers at Johns Hopkins Hospital in Baltimore found that when pregnant women reported moderate heartburn, they had hairy newborns 82 percent of the time; the majority of heartburn-free women gave birth to bald babies.parents.com
This pregnancy meme nails it. What it’s like being pregnant and trying to get out of bed.
Pregnant AF. This is true third trimester feels.
Due Date Meme
How accurate is a pregnancy due date? 4% chance This is according to the BBC: More than 90% are born two weeks either side of the predicted date.
Yeah, about that. Filing under things my doctor never told me when she gave me my baby’s due date.
When you are when you are pregnant, hungry and angry at the same time, you be PRANGRY. This goes right along with our hungry memes! I don’t care who says what, what mama wants mama gets.
Trying to decide if it’s time to go to the hospital in order to avoid a home birth or worse a car birth, do not recommend but is a standard practice for nearly every pregnancy that is not scheduled for induction or a scheduled c-section.
Share the Memes About Pregnancy
From one mom to another, enjoy this time. Life happens quick (hello mom memes) and while this time of growing a baby is weird and wonderful, it really is sacred.
Though you may not realize this until your kid is 19-years-old.
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I hope these funny pregnant memes bring you a smile, laugh or a share to a friend or loved one that is with baby.
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Pregnancy Memes is part of the Digital Mom Blog series of Funny Memes