The BEST True to Life Toddler Memes – Because if You Have Parented a Toddler, YOU KNOW.

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We are sharing the best toddler memes – because you have to laugh. We all know, toddlers are savage.

The toddler years are quite the change from the newborn days. The terrible twos and threenager years can bring lots of challenging moments, memory making, milestones and comedy. 

funny toddler memes

I’ve done this parenting this for over 17 years now. Raising 4 kids, which means I have had 4 toddlers! I will say, now that I’ve gone thru it (SO many times) – toddlers are hilarious, when they aren’t yours!

Funny Memes about Toddlers

You guys know I love me some funny memes, so these toddler memes will hit home to anyone who is parenting a toddler or has survived the toddler years.

Toddler Snacks

Eating snacks around a toddler ain’t happening, UNLESS they are asleep. (Also, if you can find a hiding place that they can’t reach.)

kids eating meme

For real, kids have 2 stomachs. One is the meal stomach, it’s about the size of a pea. This is why children cannot consume a full breakfast, lunch, dinner.

The second stomach is the snack stomach. This stomach stretches and has infinite amount of space.

Best Toddler Pacifier

Best Toddler Pacifier - pacifier with volume control

I found it! This is an actual pacifier with volume control – but unfortunately, the volume control is just for looks! Can you imagine how great a pacifier volume control dial would be if it actually worked! HA!

Life with a Toddler Memes

Toddler Life Meme

Let’s just say there is a universal toddler thing where you can try all you want, and they will still meltdown. Keep your chin up, mama.

Funny Toddler Quote - Can't believe I shared my body with a child that won't even share their m&m's with me. That Toddler Life!

Can’t believe I shared my body with a child that won’t even share their M&Ms with me! SO RELATABLE!

Collecting Kids Teeth and Hair

collect teeth hair toddler meme

Serial Killer and Parents – who knew we had collect the same things! That’s right – raise your hands parents of toddler who collect teeth and hair! *raises hand*

Potty Training a Toddler Meme

BOOTY CALL with a toddler is not fun. Time to wipe someone’s butt!

Toddlers Rule of Possession

Toddlers Rule of Possession - Basically according to the toddler, it's never their fault and it's always theirs. 

Basically according to the toddler, it’s never their fault and it’s always theirs.

What It’s Like to Have a Toddler

What It's Like to Have a ToddlerIt's an adventure having a toddler, that's for sure!
What It’s Like to Have a Toddler It’s an adventure having a toddler, that’s for sure!

It’s an adventure having a toddler, that’s for sure!

Mom’s Most Dreaded Sounds

These are sounds that moms of toddlers know best.

The Cursing Toddler Meme

Cursing Toddler Meme

Don’t worry mom, it happens to us ALL. It could have been a worse word!

These kids are TOTALLY dependent on you, yet - they throw complete shade. 

These kids are TOTALLY dependent on you, yet – they throw complete shade.

3 Year Old Toddler Terrors

3 year old is a walking middle finger
source: Amy Dillion

A 3-year-old really is basically a walking, talking middle finger. It’s not just your kid! Everyone is always talking about the terrible two’s, well three isn’t much better – if not worse!

Toddler Memes About Toddler Meals

Feeding a toddler is not for the weak.

Gotta love feeding a toddler.

Just don’t let them call you a snack bitch.

I use to be cool, now i'm a tiny person's snack bitch. Life of a toddler mom meme

Cleaning with a Toddler Meme

Cleaning with a toddler, about that – it isn’t happening! This funny toddler meme says it all. It really is like trying to rake leaves during a hurricane when you clean with a toddler around!

God Designing a Toddler

NON STOP TALKING and TRIPPING!

God Designing a Toddler Meme

Parenting Win Meme

parenting win This is how parent's win, or at least we feel like we are winning until the kid drives you to the point of just replacing the batteries that you took out.

This is how parent’s win, or at least we feel like we are winning until the kid drives you to the point of just replacing the batteries that you took out.

Tired Parent of Toddler Memes

Tired is your new look. Embrace it - these days will pass!

Tired is your new look. Embrace it – these days will pass!

Toddler Bedtime Memes

The struggle with toddler bedtime is real. These toddler bedtime memes are spot on!

From co-sleeping to trying to get your 2-year old to go to sleep – toddler moms, you will so be able to relate.

Toddler waking up meme

When you are awoken by a screaming toddler at 6 in the morning. God bless.

Co-Sleeping Toddler Memes

Parents who co-sleep with your toddlers, these funny co-sleeping memes are for you!

co-sleeping sidecar cot - parent sleeping next to toddler in a cot - cosleeping meme

That co-sleeping sidecar – sleeping next to toddlers, y’all!

This co-sleeping meme will change how you see that family feet photo now and forever!

family feet co-sleeping meme

If by co-sleep you mean a kid appears in our bed at 3am every night and we are too tired to fight it, then yeah. We co-sleep.

2 Year Old Bedtime

Putting a 2-Year-Old to Bed - About that. It's a never-ending routine. Good news, and bad. They grow up and out of this. 

About that. It’s a never-ending routine. Good news, and bad. They grow up and out of this.

Having trouble getting the toddlers to STAY in bed? Check out our Toddler Alarm Clocks.

More Funny Toddler Memes

Toddlers who think they can dress themselves.

funny toddler meme getting dressed
via @thestinkerbell

The fastest land mammal is a toddler who’s been asked what’s in their mouth.

Drive Thru EVERYTHING! Drive-thrus are made for moms!

Drive Thru EVERYTHING! Drive-thrus are made for moms!

Momster – what happens when mom counts to 3!

Momster - what happens when mom counts to 3!

This funny toddler photo just shows what life with a toddler really is like. You are not alone, mama!

This funny toddler photo just shows what life with a toddler really is like. You are not alone, mama!

Changing Toddler Diapers

Changing toddler diapers really is like an MMA cage fight!

Changing toddler diapers really is like an MMA cage fight!

We hope you got a good laugh out of these toddler memes. It’s always a fun ride when a toddler is involved! Just know you are not alone. You will survive (if I survived FOUR toddlers – you can do this!)

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