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Toddler Memes Every Tot Parent Can Relate To

We are sharing the best toddler memes – because you have to laugh. We all know, toddlers are savage.

Funny toddler meme with a cartoon character under a rainbow saying 'Toddlers: Never Boring, Ever,' emphasizing the constant excitement of parenting young kids.

As a parent who has done this parenting thing for 21 years – you guys, those early years are unforgettable. The terrible twos and threenager years can bring lots of challenging moments, memory making, milestones and comedy.

Hilarious Memes About Toddlers

I figured while I can’t babysit, the least I can do is help your tot-filled days with laughs with these funny toddler memes.

Funny toddler meme with the text 'Hakuna Matoddler: it means no relaxing for the rest of your days,' playing on 'Hakuna Matata' to humorously reflect parental life.

Raising 4 kids, which means I have had 4 toddlers! I will say, now that I’ve gone thru it (SO many times) – toddlers are hilarious, when they aren’t yours! These funny toddler memes capture the humor that these tots can bring.

changing diaper toddler meme

Let’s face it, a toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.

Meme with a cartoon character presenting a slide that humorously claims toddlers achieve more in one unsupervised minute than adults do all day.

You guys know I love me some funny memes, so these toddler memes will hit home to anyone who is parenting a toddler or has survived the toddler years.

Toddler Snacks Memes

Of course we are talking snacks memes because those little boogers love them some random food eating at off times between meals.

the face of my toddler anxiously awaiting a third round of snacks

Eating snacks around a toddler ain’t happening, UNLESS they are asleep. (Also, if you can find a hiding place that they can’t reach.)

Funny toddler meme with bold text saying, "I used to be cool. Now, I'm just a toddler's snack bitch," humorously capturing the chaos of parenting.

Actual photo of me and my snacks when my kid falls asleep and I can eat them in peace. (see more adele memes)

Meme showing a person holding several awards, humorously captioned about enjoying snacks in peace when a child falls asleep. Filename hints at it being a humorous take on toddler parenting moments.

For real, kids have 2 stomachs. One is the meal stomach, it’s about the size of a pea. This is why children cannot consume a full breakfast, lunch, dinner.

Funny toddler meme explaining kids' two magical stomachs: one tiny meal stomach and an infinitely expanding snack stomach.

The second stomach is the snack stomach. This stomach stretches and has infinite amount of space.

Best Toddler Pacifier Memes

I found it! This is an actual pacifier with volume control – but unfortunately, the volume control is just for looks! Can you imagine how great a pacifier volume control dial would be if it actually worked! HA!

toddlerpacifier

And if you have a baby, you will love these baby memes. Pacifiers make great mute buttons.

pacifier meme

Life with a Toddler Memes

Let’s just say there is a universal toddler thing where you can try all you want, and they will still meltdown. Keep your chin up, mama. These life with a toddler memes are relatable.

Funny toddler meme: fourstep toddler logic—asks for sandwich, cries over its shape, refuses to eat it, then has meltdown when it's removed.

If you ever have wondered what life with a toddler would be like. It’s like this 24/7!

Meme shows a chaotic scene labeled 'Life with toddlers be like 24/7,' featuring a person with 'parents' over their chest being playfully struck by another labeled 'toddlers' holding a stop sign.

Just when you think you have a few minutes of alone time, this funny toddler meme is spot on.

Meme of a man peeking through blinds with the caption 'When you think you have a few minutes by yourself, my toddler:'.

Toddler Mom Memes

This toddler mom meme is way relatable to any other whose tot won’t share. Can’t believe I shared my body with a child that won’t even share their M&Ms with me!

Meme text reads: "Can't believe I shared my body with a child that won't even share their M&Ms with me," highlighting the irony of parenting and candy disputes.

Don’t miss our funny mom memes.

Kids Driving Me Crazy

Moms know this look. Don’t be judging a tired mom. As this kids driving me crazy meme shows, us mamas be tired and often can be revealed by our appearances.

how i look after a day of the kids driving me crazy

Collecting Kids Teeth and Hair

This toddler mom meme might not apply to everyone, but definitely to us that are sentimental. Serial Killer and Parents – who knew we had collect the same things! That’s right – raise your hands parents of toddler who collect teeth and hair! *raises hand*

A humorous toddler meme featuring a Venn diagram with overlapping circles labeled 'Parents' and 'Serial Killers,' with the intersection humorously noting 'People who collect hair & teeth,' poking fun at parents' odd keepsake habits.

Toddler Booty Call

This toddler booty call meme is to all those toddler moms and dads who have ventured into potty training. BLUESS. BOOTY CALL with a toddler is not the fun booty call of our pre-kid days. Now it means that it’s time to wipe someone’s butt!

Humorous toddler meme redefining 'booty call' as a parental duty call from the bathroom, humorously depicting the notsoglamorous side of parenthood.

A shout from the bathroom letting you know it’s time to go wipe someone’s butt. Toddler Booty Call meme from @babyhellfire

Toddlers Rule of Possession

Basically according to the toddler, it’s never their fault and it’s always theirs.

toddlerrulesofpossession

What It’s Like to Have a Toddler

It’s an adventure having a toddler, that’s for sure! Imagine raising a heavily caffeinated chimpanzee who is allergic to sleep. (Don’t miss our sleep memes!)

Meme text humorously explains parenting a toddler as like raising a hyperactive chimpanzee that hates sleep, highlighting toddler chaos.

Toddler Mom Meme

These are sounds that moms of toddlers know best in this toddler mom meme about dreaded sounds.

dreadedsoundstoddler

Terrible Twos Meme

Let’s just face it, as much as we love our toddlers the terrible twos are anything but terrific. Enjoy these terrible twos memes about the joy of raising a 2-year-old.

terrible twos? may the odds be in your favor

This terrible twos meme shows you what it would look like if this year had a face. It be crazy.

terrible twos meme

The Cursing Toddler

Don’t worry mom, it happens to us ALL. It could have been a worse word!

Funny toddler meme text exchange: Me trying to teach manners, says 'Say please.' and 'Say thank you.' Toddler silently spills drink, prompting me to say 'Shit' and toddler hilariously mimicking with 'Shit.'

Threenager Memes

Let’s talk about these threenager memes. But first, you maybe asked what is a threenager? It’s what you get when your 3-year-old toddler starts exhibiting a teenager attitude.

Mom: alright, now it's time for bedtime. threenager WRONG.

This threenager meme nails what it’s like to raise a 3 year old toddler.

3 year olds meme

There needs to be a support group for parents of threenagers.

funny threenager meme

A 3-year-old really is basically a walking, talking middle finger. It’s not just your kid! Everyone is always talking about the terrible two’s, well three isn’t much better – if not worse!

Humorous meme text stating that a 3yearold is essentially a walking, talking middle finger, capturing the chaos and sass of toddlerhood.

Feeding Tots

Gotta love feeding a toddler. No cookies unless you have 5 bites of chicken. okay no cookies unless you have 3 bites of chicken. i will give you the entire sleeve of cookies if you lick the chicken! And if those cookies are from the Girl Scouts, check out these Girl Scout Cookie memes!

Meme of a parent's negotiation tactics with a toddler, humorously escalating from needing five bites of chicken for a cookie to offering a whole sleeve of cookies for just licking the chicken, capturing the parental struggle for mealtime sanity.
feeding toddler meme

Oh, excuse me. Today you don’t like bananas? I’m sorry I must have confused you with that toddler that ate three entire bananas yesterday. Read more about toddler appetites.

toddlereating
source: boredpanda.com

Just don’t let them call you a snack b.

Cleaning with a Toddler Meme

Cleaning with a toddler, about that – it isn’t happening! This funny toddler meme says it all. It really is like trying to rake leaves during a hurricane when you clean with a toddler around!

Meme featuring a vintagestyle illustration of a toddler holding grapes, with the text: 'Cleaning with a toddler around is like raking leaves during a hurricane.'

Toddlerhood Quotes

These toddlerhood quotes are the perfect words describing what its like to raise a toddler.

Funny toddler meme with the text: 'Raising a toddler is like living with a tiny, drunk roommate who can't handle their juice box.'

NON STOP TALKING and TRIPPING! God, designing a toddler: Ya know what would be hilarious? Would be if it had no ability to reason but talked nonstop. Also, make it trip a lot.

toddlerhood quotes

This toddlerhood quote is from @tragically here

These toddlers are TOTALLY dependent on you, yet – they throw complete shade.

toddler quote image

This is how parent’s win, or at least we feel like we are winning until the kid drives you to the point of just replacing the batteries that you took out.

Funny parenting meme with the quote: 'When your kid complains that their toy isn't working anymore, and you have to pretend to be shocked like you didn't remove the batteries!'

This toddlerhood quote speaks to the tired parent. “You look tired.” I have kids. I am pretty sure this is just my face now. Tired is your new look. Embrace it – these days will pass!

toddlerhood quote tired parent

Putting Toddler to Bed

The struggle with toddler bedtime is real. These putting kids to bed memes are spot on when it comes to bedtime with toddlers.

Funny toddler meme with text: 'Me: Sweet. The kids are finally asleep! My kid: Hi, me again,' featuring a mischievous Jokerlike face, capturing the irony of bedtime struggles with kids.

From co-sleeping to trying to get your 2-year old to go to sleep – toddler moms, you will so be able to relate. When you are awoken by a screaming toddler at 6 in the morning. God bless. Dad memes for the fathers.

Meme of a child with a desperate expression holding a cross, captioned 'Being summoned by my shrieking toddler on the baby monitor at 6 am,' humorously portraying the early morning struggles of parenting.

All the babysitters out there, and parents of tired kids will love this Is it bedtime yet meme.

is it bedtime yet?

This funny cat’s face is the same as all of us watching energetic children bounce non-stop after dinner.

2 Year Old Bedtime

About that. It’s a never-ending routine. Good news, and bad. They grow up and out of this.

Meme: Putting a 2yearold to bed is hilariously compared to putting your drunk friend to bed, with antics like singing, babbling, impromptu yoga, and passing out.

Having trouble getting the toddlers to STAY in bed? Check out our Toddler Alarm Clocks.

Co-Sleeping Memes

Parents who co-sleep with your toddlers, these funny co-sleeping memes are for you!

Meme of a cat's face closeup with text "My Toddler Every Morning Be Like..." humorously comparing a toddler's morning look to a cat.

Do I co-sleep? No. My kid co-sleeps. I co-lay-awake and get kicked in the spleen.source: @closetoclassy

Sleep meme featuring text about cosleeping, humorously complaining about being kept awake and kicked by a child.

That co-sleeping sidecar – sleeping next to toddlers, y’all! Parents, don’t miss these sleep memes.

cosleepingwithtoddlers

This co-sleeping meme will change how you see that family feet photo now and forever! Nobody test a parent’s love like being awakened by a karate chop to the neck by their co-sleeping 3 year old.

toddlerkaratechop

Those toddler feet. How are these feet clean? My toddlers’ feet were never clean!

Meme with a photo of three pairs of feet, representing parents alongside baby feet, and a sketch of a bed with parents above and toddlers below, captioned humorously about family life with toddlers.

If by co-sleep you mean a kid appears in our bed at 3am every night and we are too tired to fight it, then yeah. We co-sleep.

cosleeptoddler

Up all night with your kid? We have insomnia memes for your entertainment!

More Funny Toddler Memes

Toddlers who think they can dress themselves.

Funny toddler meme showing a person struggling to put on a shirt, mimicking a toddler's determined yet chaotic attempt to dress themselves, with text joking about a 20minute struggle.

4 Year Olds

oh you have a 4 year old meme

Meme caption: Oh, you have a 4 year old? May the odds be in your favor.

This is how mama feels after spending a day chasing around a toddler.

Meme titled 'how i feel after spending the day chasing around my toddler' shows a series of images of a woman in a suit dramatically lying on the ground, exhausted, giving a thumbs up, perfectly capturing the humor of parenting fatigue.

The fastest land mammal is a toddler who’s been asked what’s in their mouth.

Meme with text proclaiming toddlers asking 'What's in their mouth?' as the fastest land mammals, humorously labeling them as speed demons. Meme text: 'The fastest land mammal is a toddler who's been asked what's in their mouth.'

Drive Thru EVERYTHING! Drive-thrus are made for moms! You know you’re a mom when you wish there was a drive-thru for EVERYTHING! Cueing up the Chickfila memes.

Meme with red text on a black background saying, 'You know you’re a mom when you wish there was a drive thru for everything!' highlighting the humorous challenges of parenting toddlers.

Becoming a Momster

Momster – what happens when mom counts to 3!

momster meme  what happens to mom after she counts to 3...

This funny toddler photo just shows what life with a toddler really is like. You are not alone, mama!

funnypicturetoddler

Being a parent isn’t for the weak, especially when it comes to toddlers. See our funny parenting memes for all the LOLs this lifelong job of parent brings.

Little Kid Meme

This little kid meme is the face of our toddlers when we think we can get away with something, but they know the truth.

when mom says we won't be in the store long but you know thats a lie

Changing Diaper Memes

Any parent who has changed a toddler’s diapers know the truths behind these changing diaper memes.

what its like trying to change my toddler's diaper

Changing toddler diapers really is like an MMA cage fight. These kids and their legs be wild.

toddlers making diaper changes look like MMA cage fights since the dawn of time

We hope you got a good laugh out of these toddler memes. It’s always a fun ride when a toddler is involved!

A toddler meme featuring a baby contentedly sitting on a giant beanbag with the text 'When the diaper is full but the kid is content.' Humor focuses on the contrast between the peaceful baby and the implied diaper situation, highlighting the amusing side of toddler life.

Just know you are not alone. You will survive (if I survived FOUR toddlers – you can do this!)

Share These Toddler Memes!

As we always say, funny memes are for sharing! We share memes often and hope that these toddler memes bring a smile to your face. Please share away, we do appreciate a tag on social media if you do share one of our memes about toddlers.

Adorable toddler meme with a mischievous smile, captioned "When your toddler has mastered the art of being cute to get their way."

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Funny Toddler Memes is a part of the Digital Mom Blog Funny Memes series

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