The BEST True to Life Toddler Memes – Because if You Have Parented a Toddler, YOU KNOW.

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Let’s talk about tots, specifically toddlers and in the form of toddler memes – because you have to laugh.

Two weeks ago, my sister and I headed on an adventure to see our Great Aunt in Virginia. I forgot on element that can’t be missed in this story – we brought my sister’s son, my adorable 2-year-old nephew with us. 2 sisters and a toddler traveling could totally be a reality TV show. Especially when you factor in that my sister and I are basically the same person in different bodies. We are on the carefree side in regards to planning, which with a toddler is just great (not really.) 

I’ve done this parenting this for almost 16 years now. Raising 4 kids, which means I have had 4 toddlers! I will say, now that I’ve gone thru it (SO many times) – toddlers are hilarious, when they aren’t yours! 

Funny Memes about Toddlers

You guys know I love me some funny memes, so these toddler memes will hit home to anyone who is parenting a toddler or has survived the toddler years. 

Toddler Snacks

Eating snacks around a toddler ain’t happening, UNLESS they are asleep. (Also, if you can find a hiding place that they can’t reach.)

actual photo of me and my snacks when my kid falls asleep and i can eat in peace! (photo of Adele holding Grammy's like a mom holding her snacks from her toddler!) - toddler meme

source: @stamfordmommy

Best Toddler Pacifier

If only I found it! This is an actual pacifier with volume control – but unfortunately, the volume control is just for looks! Can you imagine how great a pacifier volume control dial would be if it actually worked! HA! 

Best Toddler Pacifier - pacifier with volume control
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Life with a Toddler Memes

Let’s just say there is a universal toddler thing where you can try all you want, and they will still meltdown. Keep your chin up, mama. 

Toddler Life

Can’t believe I shared my body with a child that won’t even share their M&Ms with me! SO RELATABLE!

Funny Toddler Quote - Can't believe I shared my body with a child that won't even share their m&m's with me. That Toddler Life!

Collecting Teeth and Hair

Serial Killer and Parents – who knew we had collect the same things! That’s right – raise your hands parents of toddler who collect teeth and hair! *raises hand*

collect teeth hair toddler meme

Potty Training a Toddler Meme

BOOTY CALL with a toddler is not fun. Time to wipe someone’s butt!

Toddler Booty Call Wipe Butt Meme

source: @babyhellfire

Toddlers Rule of Possession

Basically according to the toddler, it’s never their fault and it’s always theirs. 

Toddlers Rule of Possession - Basically according to the toddler, it's never their fault and it's always theirs. 

What It’s Like to Have a Toddler

It’s an adventure having a toddler, that’s for sure!

What It's Like to Have a ToddlerIt's an adventure having a toddler, that's for sure!

Mom’s Most Dreaded Sounds

These are sounds that moms of toddlers know best. 

Moms Most Dreaded Sounds Toddlers Memes

source: @modernmomprobs

The Cursing Toddler Meme

Don’t worry mom, it happens to us ALL. It could have been a worse word!

Cursing Toddler Meme

These kids are TOTALLY dependent on you, yet – they throw complete shade. 

These kids are TOTALLY dependent on you, yet - they throw complete shade. 

3 Year Old Toddler Terrors

A 3-year-old really is basically a walking, talking middle finger. It’s not just your kid! Everyone is always talking about the terrible two’s, well three isn’t much better – if not worse!

3 year old is a walking middle fingersource: Amy Dillion

Toddler Memes About Toddler Meals

Gotta love feeding a toddler. 

Feeding a toddler is not for the weak.

Toddler Eating Bananas

source: boredpanda.com

Just don’t let them call you a snack bitch. 

I use to be cool, now i'm a tiny person's snack bitch. Life of a toddler mom meme

Cleaning with a Toddler Meme

Cleaning with a toddler, about that – it isn’t happening! This funny toddler meme says it all. It really is like trying to rake leaves during a hurricane when you clean with a toddler around!

Cleaning with a toddler, about that - it isn't happening! This funny toddler meme says it all. It really is like trying to rake leaves during a hurricane when you clean with a toddler around! - Funny Toddler Memes

source: someecards.com

God Designing a Toddler

NON STOP TALKING and TRIPPING!

God Designing a Toddler Meme

source:@tragicallyhere

Parenting Win Meme

This is how parent’s win, or at least we feel like we are winning until the kid drives you to the point of just replacing the batteries that you took out.
parenting win This is how parent's win, or at least we feel like we are winning until the kid drives you to the point of just replacing the batteries that you took out.

Tired Parent of Toddler Memes

Tired is your new look. Embrace it – these days will pass!

Tired is your new look. Embrace it - these days will pass!

 

Co-Sleeping Toddler Memes

Parents who co-sleep with your toddlers, these funny co-sleeping memes are for you! 

Parents who co-sleep with your toddlers, these funny co-sleeping memes are for you! Funny co-sleeping photo

source: @closetoclassy

co-sleeping sidecar cot - parent sleeping next to toddler in a cot - cosleeping meme

 

Nothing tests a parent's love like being awakened by a karate chop to the neck by their co-sleeping three year old

source: someecards.com

This co-sleeping meme will change how you see that family feet photo now and forever!

family feet co-sleeping meme

If by co-sleep you mean a kid appears in our bed at 3am every night and we are too tired to fight it, then yeah. We co-sleep.- The 21st Century SAHM

If by co-sleep you mean a kid appears in our bed at 3am every night and we are too tired to fight it, then yeah. We co-sleep.

Putting a 2-Year-Old to Bed

About that. It’s a never-ending routine. Good news, and bad. They grow up and out of this. 

Putting a 2-Year-Old to Bed - About that. It's a never-ending routine. Good news, and bad. They grow up and out of this. 

Having trouble getting the toddlers to STAY in bed? Check out our Toddler Alarm Clocks

More Funny Toddler Memes

Drive Thru EVERYTHING! Drive-thrus are made for moms!

Drive Thru EVERYTHING! Drive-thrus are made for moms!

Momster – what happens when mom counts to 3!

Momster - what happens when mom counts to 3!

This funny toddler photo just shows what life with a toddler really is like. You are not alone, mama!

 

This funny toddler photo just shows what life with a toddler really is like. You are not alone, mama!

Changing Toddler Diapers

Changing toddler diapers really is like an MMA cage fight!

Changing toddler diapers really is like an MMA cage fight!

We hope you got a good laugh out of these toddler memes. It’s always a fun ride when a toddler is involved! Just know you are not alone. You will survive (if I survived FOUR toddlers – you can do this!) 

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