51 Hilarious Toddler Memes Every Tot Parent Can Relate To

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We are sharing the best toddler memes – because you have to laugh. We all know, toddlers are savage. The terrible twos and threenager years can bring lots of challenging moments, memory making, milestones and comedy. Enjoy these memes about toddlers and parenting them.

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As a parent who has done this parenting thing for 21 years – you guys, those early years are unforgettable. I figured while I can’t babysit, the least I can do is help your tot-filled days with laughs with these funny toddler memes.

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Raising 4 kids, which means I have had 4 toddlers! I will say, now that I’ve gone thru it (SO many times) – toddlers are hilarious, when they aren’t yours! These funny toddler memes capture the humor that these tots can bring.

changing diaper toddler meme i will save all of my urine for right in the middle of the changing

Let’s face it, a toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.

A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day

You guys know I love me some funny memes, so these toddler memes will hit home to anyone who is parenting a toddler or has survived the toddler years.

funny meme about toddlers hakuna matoddler it means no relaxing for the rest of your days

Toddler Snacks Memes

Of course we are talking snacks memes because those little boogers love them some random food eating at off times between meals.

the face of my toddler anxiously awaiting a third round of snacks

Eating snacks around a toddler ain’t happening, UNLESS they are asleep. (Also, if you can find a hiding place that they can’t reach.)

toddler snacks meme funny i used to be cool now i am just a toddlers snack bitch
toddler snacks meme funny

Actual photo of me and my snacks when my kid falls asleep and I can eat them in peace. (see more adele memes)

actual photo of me and my snacks when my kid falls asleep and i can eat in peace photo of Adele holding Grammy's like a mom holding her snacks from her toddler!) - toddler snacks meme
adele toddler meme

For real, kids have 2 stomachs. One is the meal stomach, it’s about the size of a pea. This is why children cannot consume a full breakfast, lunch, dinner.

Fact kids have 2 stomachs One is the meal stomach It's about the size of a pea. This is why children cannot consume a full breakfast, lunch, dinner. The second stomach is the snack stomach. This stomach stretches and has infinite amount of space
toddler snack meme

The second stomach is the snack stomach. This stomach stretches and has infinite amount of space.

Best Toddler Pacifier Memes

I found it! This is an actual pacifier with volume control – but unfortunately, the volume control is just for looks! Can you imagine how great a pacifier volume control dial would be if it actually worked! HA!

Best Toddler Pacifier pacifier with volume control
pacifier meme

And if you have a baby, you will love these baby memes. Pacifiers make great mute buttons.

pacifier meme pacifiers make great mute buttons
pacifier meme

Life with a Toddler Memes

Let’s just say there is a universal toddler thing where you can try all you want, and they will still meltdown. Keep your chin up, mama. These life with a toddler memes are relatable.

toddler life meme
toddler life meme

If you ever have wondered what life with a toddler would be like. It’s like this 24/7!

life with a toddler meme
life with a toddler meme

Just when you think you have a few minutes of alone time, this funny toddler meme is spot on.

when you think you have a few minutes by yourself
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Toddler Mom Memes

This toddler mom meme is way relatable to any other whose tot won’t share. Can’t believe I shared my body with a child that won’t even share their M&Ms with me!

toddler mom meme can't believe i shared my body with a child that wont even share their m&ms with me
toddler mom meme

Don’t miss our funny mom memes.

Kids Driving Me Crazy Meme

Moms know this look. Don’t be judging a tired mom. As this kids driving me crazy meme shows, us mamas be tired and often can be revealed by our appearances.

how i look after a day of the kids driving me crazy
kids driving me crazy meme

Collecting Kids Teeth and Hair

This toddler mom meme might not apply to everyone, but definitely to us that are sentimental. Serial Killer and Parents – who knew we had collect the same things! That’s right – raise your hands parents of toddler who collect teeth and hair! *raises hand*

collect teeth hair toddler meme
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Toddler Booty Call Meme

This toddler booty call meme is to all those toddler moms and dads who have ventured into potty training. BLUESS. BOOTY CALL with a toddler is not the fun booty call of our pre-kid days. Now it means that it’s time to wipe someone’s butt!

toddler booty call meme
toddler booty call meme

A shout from the bathroom letting you know it’s time to go wipe someone’s butt. Toddler Booty Call meme from @babyhellfire

Toddlers Rule of Possession

Basically according to the toddler, it’s never their fault and it’s always theirs.

Toddlers Rule of Possession Basically according to the toddler it's never their fault and it's always theirs. 

What It’s Like to Have a Toddler

It’s an adventure having a toddler, that’s for sure! Imagine raising a heavily caffeinated chimpanzee who is allergic to sleep. (Don’t miss our sleep memes!)

funny toddler meme funny toddler meme imagine raising a heavily caffeinated chimpanzee who is allergic to sleep
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Toddler Mom Meme

These are sounds that moms of toddlers know best in this toddler mom meme about dreaded sounds.

Moms Most Dreaded Sounds Toddler Mom Memes
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Terrible Twos Meme

Let’s just face it, as much as we love our toddlers the terrible twos are anything but terrific. Enjoy these terrible twos memes about the joy of raising a 2-year-old.

terrible twos may the odds be in your favor
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This terrible twos meme shows you what it would look like if this year had a face. It be crazy.

terrible twos meme if terrible twos were a face
terrible twos meme

The Cursing Toddler Meme

Don’t worry mom, it happens to us ALL. It could have been a worse word!

Cursing Toddler Meme

Threenager Memes

Let’s talk about these threenager memes. But first, you maybe asked what is a threenager? It’s what you get when your 3-year-old toddler starts exhibiting a teenager attitude.

Mom alright now its time for bedtime threenager WRONG
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This threenager meme nails what it’s like to raise a 3 year old toddler.

3 year olds meme brace yourself threenagers be crazy
3 year olds meme

There needs to be a support group for parents of threenagers.

funny threenager meme there needs to be a support group for parents of threenagers
funny threenager meme

A 3-year-old really is basically a walking, talking middle finger. It’s not just your kid! Everyone is always talking about the terrible two’s, well three isn’t much better – if not worse!

threenager meme a 3 year old is basically a walking talking middle finger
3 year old meme

Toddler Memes About Toddler Meals

Gotta love feeding a toddler. No cookies unless you have 5 bites of chicken. okay no cookies unless you have 3 bites of chicken. i will give you the entire sleeve of cookies if you lick the chicken! And if those cookies are from the Girl Scouts, check out these Girl Scout Cookie memes!

feeding toddler meme No cookies unless you have 5 bites of chicken okay no cookies unless you have 3 bites of chicken i will give you the entire sleeve of cookies if you lick the chicken
feeding toddler meme

Oh, excuse me. Today you don’t like bananas? I’m sorry I must have confused you with that toddler that ate three entire bananas yesterday. Read more about toddler appetites.

Toddler Eating Bananas
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Just don’t let them call you a snack b.

Cleaning with a Toddler Meme

Cleaning with a toddler, about that – it isn’t happening! This funny toddler meme says it all. It really is like trying to rake leaves during a hurricane when you clean with a toddler around!

Cleaning with a toddler about that it isn't happening! This funny toddler meme says it all. It really is like trying to rake leaves during a hurricane when you clean with a toddler around! - Funny Toddler Memes

Toddlerhood Quotes

These toddlerhood quotes are the perfect words describing what its like to raise a toddler.

toddlers meme Raising a toddler is like living with a tiny drunk roommate who cant handle their juice box
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NON STOP TALKING and TRIPPING! God, designing a toddler: Ya know what would be hilarious? Would be if it had no ability to reason but talked nonstop. Also, make it trip a lot.

toddlerhood quotes od designing a toddler Ya know what would be hilarious Would be if it had no ability to reason but talked nonstop Also make it trip a lot
toddlerhood quotes

This toddlerhood quote is from @tragically here

These toddlers are TOTALLY dependent on you, yet – they throw complete shade.

toddler quote image my kids throw a lot of shade for tiny people completely dependent on me for survival
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This is how parent’s win, or at least we feel like we are winning until the kid drives you to the point of just replacing the batteries that you took out.

when your kid complains that their toy isn't working anymore, and you have to pretend to be shocked like you didn't remove the batteries!
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This toddlerhood quote speaks to the tired parent. “You look tired.” I have kids. I am pretty sure this is just my face now. Tired is your new look. Embrace it – these days will pass!

toddlerhood quote You look tired I have kids I am pretty sure this is just my face now
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Bedtime Memes

The struggle with toddler bedtime is real. These putting kids to bed memes are spot on when it comes to bedtime with toddlers.

sleeping toddler putting kids to bed meme

From co-sleeping to trying to get your 2-year old to go to sleep – toddler moms, you will so be able to relate. When you are awoken by a screaming toddler at 6 in the morning. God bless. Dad memes for the fathers.

Toddler being put to bed meme being summoned by a shrieking toddler funny

All the babysitters out there, and parents of tired kids will love this Is it bedtime yet meme.

is it bedtime yet
is it bedtime yet meme

This funny cat’s face is the same as all of us watching energetic children bounce non-stop after dinner.

2 Year Old Bedtime

About that. It’s a never-ending routine. Good news, and bad. They grow up and out of this.

Putting a 2 Year Old to Bed About that It's a never-ending routine. Good news, and bad. They grow up and out of this. 

Having trouble getting the toddlers to STAY in bed? Check out our Toddler Alarm Clocks.

Co-Sleeping Memes

Parents who co-sleep with your toddlers, these funny co-sleeping memes are for you!

my toddler every morning be like
toddler co sleeping meme

Do I co-sleep? No. My kid co-sleeps. I co-lay-awake and get kicked in the spleen.source: @closetoclassy

Do I co sleep No My kid co sleeps Ico lay awake and get kicked in the spleen
co sleeping meme

That co-sleeping sidecar – sleeping next to toddlers, y’all! Parents, don’t miss these sleep memes.

co sleeping sidecar cot parent sleeping next to toddler in a cot cosleeping meme

This co-sleeping meme will change how you see that family feet photo now and forever! Nobody test a parent’s love like being awakened by a karate chop to the neck by their co-sleeping 3 year old.

Nothing tests a parent's love like being awakened by a karate chop to the neck by their co-sleeping three year old

Those toddler feet. How are these feet clean? My toddlers’ feet were never clean!

family feet co sleeping meme

If by co-sleep you mean a kid appears in our bed at 3am every night and we are too tired to fight it, then yeah. We co-sleep.

If by co sleep you mean a kid appears in our bed at 3am every night and we are too tired to fight it then yeah We co sleep
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Up all night with your kid? We have insomnia memes for your entertainment!

More Funny Toddler Memes

Toddlers who think they can dress themselves.

funny toddler meme getting dressed
via thestinkerbell

This is how mama feels after spending a day chasing around a toddler.

toddler funny meme
toddler funny meme

The fastest land mammal is a toddler who’s been asked what’s in their mouth.

fastest toddler meme The fastest land mammal is a toddler who's been asked what's in their mouth.
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Drive Thru EVERYTHING! Drive-thrus are made for moms! You know you’re a mom when you wish there was a drive-thru for EVERYTHING! Cueing up the Chickfila memes.

you know you're a mom when you wish there was a drive thru for everything!
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Momster Meme

Momster – what happens when mom counts to 3!

momster meme what happens to mom after she counts to 3
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This funny toddler photo just shows what life with a toddler really is like. You are not alone, mama!

This funny toddler photo just shows what life with a toddler really is like You are not alone mama

Being a parent isn’t for the weak, especially when it comes to toddlers. See our funny parenting memes for all the LOLs this lifelong job of parent brings.

Little Kid Meme

This little kid meme is the face of our toddlers when we think we can get away with something, but they know the truth.

when mom says we won't
be in the store long but you know thats a lie
little kid meme

Changing Diaper Memes

Any parent who has changed a toddler’s diapers know the truths behind these changing diaper memes.

what its like trying to change my toddler's diaper

Changing toddler diapers really is like an MMA cage fight. These kids and their legs be wild.

toddlers making diaper changes look like MMA cage fights since the dawn of time
changing diapers meme

We hope you got a good laugh out of these toddler memes. It’s always a fun ride when a toddler is involved!

when the diaper is full but the kid is content
toddler diaper meme

Just know you are not alone. You will survive (if I survived FOUR toddlers – you can do this!)

Share These Toddler Memes!

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oh you have a 4 year old meme
4 year old meme

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