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BEST Toddler Memes to Share with Parents of Toddlers – 2021

We are sharing the best toddler memes – because you have to laugh. We all know, toddlers are savage.

The toddler years are quite the change from the newborn days. The terrible twos and threenager years can bring lots of challenging moments, memory making, milestones and comedy. 

funny toddler memes
Funny Toddler Memes

I’ve done this parenting this for over 17 years now. Raising 4 kids, which means I have had 4 toddlers! I will say, now that I’ve gone thru it (SO many times) – toddlers are hilarious, when they aren’t yours!

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Funny Memes about Toddlers

You guys know I love me some funny memes, so these toddler memes will hit home to anyone who is parenting a toddler or has survived the toddler years.

Toddler Snacks Meme

Eating snacks around a toddler ain’t happening, UNLESS they are asleep. (Also, if you can find a hiding place that they can’t reach.)

actual photo of me and my snacks when my kid falls asleep and i can eat in peace! (photo of Adele holding Grammy's like a mom holding her snacks from her toddler!) - toddler snacks meme

Actual photo of me and my snacks when my kid falls asleep and I can eat them in peace. (see more adele memes)

For real, kids have 2 stomachs. One is the meal stomach, it’s about the size of a pea. This is why children cannot consume a full breakfast, lunch, dinner.

kids eating snacks meme

Fact: kids have 2 stomachs. One is the meal stomach. It’s about the size of a pea. This is why children cannot consume a full breakfast, lunch, dinner.

The second stomach is the snack stomach. This stomach stretches and has infinite amount of space.

The second stomach is the snack stomach. This stomach stretches and has infinite amount of space.

Best Toddler Pacifier

I found it! This is an actual pacifier with volume control – but unfortunately, the volume control is just for looks! Can you imagine how great a pacifier volume control dial would be if it actually worked! HA!

Best Toddler Pacifier - pacifier with volume control

A parent’s dream.

And if you have a baby, you will love these baby memes.

Life with a Toddler Memes

Let’s just say there is a universal toddler thing where you can try all you want, and they will still meltdown. Keep your chin up, mama.

Toddler Life Meme

Toddler Life:

  1. Asks for sandwich;
  2. Cries because it’s not cut right;
  3. Refuses to eat the sandwich;
  4. Has a meltdown when it’s taken away.

Can’t believe I shared my body with a child that won’t even share their M&Ms with me! SO RELATABLE!

Funny Toddler Quote - Can't believe I shared my body with a child that won't even share their m&m's with me. That Toddler Life!

Collecting Kids Teeth and Hair

Serial Killer and Parents – who knew we had collect the same things! That’s right – raise your hands parents of toddler who collect teeth and hair! *raises hand*

collect teeth hair toddler meme

Potty Training a Toddler Meme

BOOTY CALL with a toddler is not the fun booty call of our pre-kid days. Now it means that it’s time to wipe someone’s butt!

Toddler Booty Call Wipe Butt Meme

BOOTY CALL

A shout from the bathroom letting you know it’s time to go wipe someone’s butt.

Toddlers Rule of Possession

Basically according to the toddler, it’s never their fault and it’s always theirs.

Toddlers Rule of Possession - Basically according to the toddler, it's never their fault and it's always theirs. 

What It’s Like to Have a Toddler

It’s an adventure having a toddler, that’s for sure!

What It's Like to Have a ToddlerIt's an adventure having a toddler, that's for sure!
What It’s Like to Have a Toddler It’s an adventure having a toddler, that’s for sure!

Toddler Mom Meme

These are sounds that moms of toddlers know best in this toddler mom meme about dreaded sounds.

Moms Most Dreaded Sounds Toddler Mom Memes
Toddler Mom Meme About Dreaded Sounds – source: @modernmomprobs

The Cursing Toddler Meme

Don’t worry mom, it happens to us ALL. It could have been a worse word!

Cursing Toddler Meme

These kids are TOTALLY dependent on you, yet – they throw complete shade.

These kids are TOTALLY dependent on you, yet - they throw complete shade. 

My kids throw a lot of shade for tiny people completely dependent on me for survival.

3 Year Old Memes

A 3-year-old really is basically a walking, talking middle finger. It’s not just your kid! Everyone is always talking about the terrible two’s, well three isn’t much better – if not worse!

3 year old is a walking middle finger

A 3-year-old is basically a walking, talking middle finger.

Toddler Memes About Toddler Meals

Gotta love feeding a toddler.

Feeding a toddler is not for the weak.

No cookies unless you have 5 bites of chicken.

Okay no cookies unless you have 3 bites of chicken.

I will give you the entire sleeve of cookies if you lick the chicken.

Oh, excuse me. Today you don’t like bananas? I’m sorry I must have confused you with that toddler that ate three entire bananas yesterday. Read more about toddler appetites.

Just don’t let them call you a snack bitch.

I use to be cool, now i'm a tiny person's snack bitch. Life of a toddler mom meme

I use to be cool. Now I’m a tiny person’s snack bitch.

Cleaning with a Toddler Meme

Cleaning with a toddler, about that – it isn’t happening! This funny toddler meme says it all. It really is like trying to rake leaves during a hurricane when you clean with a toddler around!

Cleaning with a toddler, about that - it isn't happening! This funny toddler meme says it all. It really is like trying to rake leaves during a hurricane when you clean with a toddler around! - Funny Toddler Memes

Cleaning with a toddler around is like raking leaves during a hurricane.

God Designing a Toddler

NON STOP TALKING and TRIPPING!

God Designing a Toddler Meme

Parenting Win Meme

This is how parent’s win, or at least we feel like we are winning until the kid drives you to the point of just replacing the batteries that you took out.

parenting win This is how parent's win, or at least we feel like we are winning until the kid drives you to the point of just replacing the batteries that you took out.

Tired Parent of Toddler Memes

Tired is your new look. Embrace it – these days will pass!

Tired is your new look. Embrace it - these days will pass!

Putting Kids to Bed Memes

The struggle with toddler bedtime is real. These putting kids to bed memes are spot on when it comes to bedtime with toddlers.

sleeping toddler putting kids to bed meme
Putting kids to bed meme – hi its me again source: realamericandadass.com

From co-sleeping to trying to get your 2-year old to go to sleep – toddler moms, you will so be able to relate.

Toddler being put to bed meme - being summoned by a shrieking toddler funny
Putting kids to bed meme – being summoned by a shrieking toddler

When you are awoken by a screaming toddler at 6 in the morning. God bless.

Co-Sleeping Toddler Memes

Parents who co-sleep with your toddlers, these funny co-sleeping memes are for you!

Parents who co-sleep with your toddlers, these funny co-sleeping memes are for you! Funny co-sleeping photo

Do I co-sleep? No. My kid co-sleeps. I co-lay-awake and get kicked in the spleen.

source: @closetoclassy

That co-sleeping sidecar – sleeping next to toddlers, y’all!

co-sleeping sidecar cot - parent sleeping next to toddler in a cot - cosleeping meme

This co-sleeping meme will change how you see that family feet photo now and forever!

Nothing tests a parent's love like being awakened by a karate chop to the neck by their co-sleeping three year old

Nobody test a parent’s love like being awakened by a karate chop to the neck by their co-sleeping 3 year old.

Those toddler feet. How are these feet clean? My toddlers’ feet were never clean!

family feet co-sleeping meme

If by co-sleep you mean a kid appears in our bed at 3am every night and we are too tired to fight it, then yeah. We co-sleep.

2 Year Old Bedtime

About that. It’s a never-ending routine. Good news, and bad. They grow up and out of this.

Putting a 2-Year-Old to Bed - About that. It's a never-ending routine. Good news, and bad. They grow up and out of this. 

Having trouble getting the toddlers to STAY in bed? Check out our Toddler Alarm Clocks.

More Funny Toddler Memes

Toddlers who think they can dress themselves.

funny toddler meme getting dressed
via @thestinkerbell

The fastest land mammal is a toddler who’s been asked what’s in their mouth.

fastest toddler meme

The fastest land mammal is a toddler who’s been asked what’s in their mouth.

Drive Thru EVERYTHING! Drive-thrus are made for moms!

Drive Thru EVERYTHING! Drive-thrus are made for moms!

You know you’re a mom when you wish there was a drive-thru for EVERYTHING!

The Momster

Momster – what happens when mom counts to 3!

Momster - what happens when mom counts to 3!

MOMSTER

What happens to mom after she counts to 3.

This funny toddler photo just shows what life with a toddler really is like. You are not alone, mama!

This funny toddler photo just shows what life with a toddler really is like. You are not alone, mama!

Changing Toddler Diapers

Changing toddler diapers really is like an MMA cage fight!

Changing toddler diapers really is like an MMA cage fight!

Toddlers makes diaper changes look like MMA cage fights sing the dawn of time.

We hope you got a good laugh out of these toddler memes. It’s always a fun ride when a toddler is involved! Just know you are not alone. You will survive (if I survived FOUR toddlers – you can do this!)

Share These Toddler Memes!

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