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75 Funny Church Sign Sayings Proving God Created Humor

God created humor – enjoy these funny church sign sayings

One of favorite thing is funny church sign sayings. One of my earliest memories of the Googling on the internet – was finding these hilarious church signs.

Hilariously Funny Church Signs

I bring you a smile from churches who have a sense of humor! *praise hands*  Get ready to LOL or smile because these church signs are just fun.

funny church signs and sayings
funny church signs and sayings

That’s right, there are now over 70 funny church sign sayings in our collection. If you find a funny church sign near you, snap a photo and send it so we can add it to our list!

forgive your enemies funny church sign

Read below on how to submit your favorite church marquee images! We will also show you how to make your own church sign meme.

God recycles, he made you from dust. 

god recycles he made you from dust – funny church sign sayings
trinity baptist church sign

Life has no remote – get up and change it yourself!

life has no remote change it yourself

Sin is like a credit card. Enjoy it now – but pay for it later.

Sin is like a credit card. Enjoy it now - but pay for it later.  church humor quotes

How will you spend eternity – smoking or non-smoking?

How will you spend eternity - smoking or non-smoking? Hell church quote humor

Sayings for Church Signs

Looking for sayings for church signs? Here are some great suggestions for church signage.

Want God outta everything? Great news! He won’t be in hell!

hell
Funny sayings for church signs

Daylight savings changes time. Jesus changes life. (view our daylight savings memes)

daylight savings time

Give Satan an inch and he’ll become your ruler.

give satan an inch and he will become your ruler

Looking for Mr. Right? This is HIS House!

mr right church sign sayings

I hate this church. – Satan

I hate this church. - Satan Church Sign Humor

Adam and Eve – the first people to not read the Apple Terms and Conditions.

Adam and Eve - the first people to not read the Apple Terms and Conditions.

Catch up with Jesus. Lettuce praise and relish him. Cuz he loves me from my heads to-ma-toes.

Catch up with Jesus. Lettuce praise and relish him. Cuz he loves me from my heads to-ma-toes. punny church sign saying
punny church sign saying

How do we make holy water? We boil the hell out of it.

How do we make holy water? We boil the hell out of it. Church Quote

Jesus is coming. Look busy.

jesus-is-coming

This funny church sign saying had me rolling. But hey, LBGTQ friendly church, FTW!

More Church Funny Signs

The church sign funny continues with these signage ideas.

Saying in bed shouting, oh God! Does NOT constitute going to church!

church

Having trouble sleeping? We have sermons – come hear one! We also have sleep memes.

sleep-during-sermon

Blessings of Pets. Bring your dog or cat or whatever and lawn chair. Sounds like a fun place to be on a Sunday morning.

Blessings of Pets. Bring your dog or cat or whatever and lawn chair. - funny church sign sayings

Eat the devils corn – you will choke on his cob.

Eat the devils corn - you will choke on his cob funny church signs

God didn’t create anything without a purpose – but mosquitoes came close. See: mosquito memes

God didn't create anything without a purpose - but mosquitoes came close.

Life stinks – we have a pew for you.

Life stinks - we have a pew for you. Church sign sayings humor

I find your lack of faith disturbing. – Darth Vadar

darth-vadar-church-sign

What happens in Vegas is forgiven here!

vegas forgiven here

Read the bible – it will scare the hell out of you.

read the bible

Need a lifeguard? Our’s walks on water.

lifeguard-walks-on-water

Whoever is praying for snow – please stop. See our snow memes!

whoever is praying for snow

Lent is not the fuzz in your navel.

lent-meme

To whoever stole my air conditioners – you are going to need them. – God. When you need a LOL in the heat, see our funny hot weather memes.

stolen air conditioner

Jesus it watching, but the police have radar.

jesus is watching

Free coffee. Everlasting life – yes, membership has its privileges. Yes, to this and the coffee memes.

free-coffee-church-sign-sayings

Use son screen to prevent sin burn.

son screen

Stop, drop and roll won’t work in hell!

hell meme

God will accept broken hearts, but he must have all the pieces. 

broken hearts

Mosquitos also know there’s power in the blood.

mosquitos church sign

Now is a good time to visit. Our pastor is on vacation.

pastor on vacation

If God had a refrigerator – your picture would be on it. Another punny quote!

god refrigerator

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

hebews it

Jesus it watching, but the police have radar.

Jesus it watching, but the police have radar.

When life isn’t a bed of roses – remember who wore the thorns.

he wore thorns

Ready or not – here I come! – Jesus memes

ready or not – here jesus comes

Friends don’t let friends die without Jesus.

friends-dont-let-friends-die-without-jesus

Related: Send a friend meme to your bestie.

Church Sign Sayings for 2023

With the political conflict in America in 2023, this is the perfect church sign saying. America, the donkey and elephant won’t help – we must turn back to the lamb.

America, the donkey and elephant won't help - we must turn back to the lamb. Political Church Sign

“Try Jesus” If you don’t like him, the devil will take you back.

try jesus church sign sayings

Life is a maybe. Death is a for sure. Sin is the cause. Christ is the cure.

christ is the cure – funny church sign sayings

The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.

The best vitamin for a Christian is B1. Church signs funny

Duct tape is good, but 3 nails fixes everything.

Duct tape is good, but 3 nails fixes everything.

Blood Drive – we were all saved by a blood donor.

saved by a blood donor church sign sayings

A bad attitude is like a flat. You wont go anywhere, until you change it.

A bad attitude is like a flat. You wont go anywhere, until you change it. Church Sign Sayings

Love God and others. It’s not rocket surgery? ROCKET SURGERY? GRACE – Rocket Science 🙂

Love God and others. It's not rocket surgery? ROCKET SURGERY?

Tweet others as you would like to be tweeted.

Tweet others as you would like to be tweeted. church sign saying twittier

Fall Church Sign Sayings

When Autumn approaches, we pull out the fall memes. Here are the best fall church signs and sayings.

church sign for fall
church sign for fall

Autumn leaves fall but the son rises.

fall church sign saying
fall church sign saying

Yes, we have pumpkin spice memes. No, we don’t have pumpkin spiced sermons, but this church does.

church sign sayings for fall
church sign sayings for fall

A clever Fall pun: sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.

fall church signs
fall church signs

Mothers Day Church Signs

While we are partial to our mothers day memes, we have to give it to these churches and their humor (whether intentional or not!)

mothers day church sign saying
mothers day church sign saying

Surely the pastor didn’t sign off on this funny Mothers Day church sign. You know the kids in youth group got a good chuckle.

funny mothers day church sign message
funny mothers day church sign message

If you are a mama, we see you. Enjoy these mom memes for motherhood humor.

mothers day church sign
mothers day church sign

Easter Church Signs

Here are the best Easter sayings for church signs. Did he really say this?

funny easter church message for sign
funny easter church message for sign

No bunny loves you like Jesus. Easter Bunny memes for those who celebrate Christ’s resurrection with the rabbit.

church sign easter bunny
church sign easter bunny

The Bee Gees aren’t the only ones staying alive. Now this is a funny Easter sign message for a church to use!

clever church message for easter
clever church message for easter

This surely is a typo resulting in a lot of laughs. Someone has some splainin’ to do.

funny easter church sign
funny easter church sign

We celebrate Easter 52 times a year. That’s a lot of Eastering. Related: Easter memes

church sign for easter
church sign for easter

Best Church Sign – Trinity Baptist Church

Shout out to Trinity Baptist Church. I tried Googling to find out where this church was but apparently there is more than one Trinity Baptist Church!

Don't have a prayer? Free refills inside. sayings for church signs humor

Don’t have a prayer? Free refills inside.

7 days without prayer makes 1 weak church funny signs

7 days without prayer makes 1 weak.

I saw that. - God funny church quotes

I saw that. – God

Don’t miss our funny memes! We have over 10,000 on various topics from faith to fiction, all relatable!

Make Your Own Church Sign Meme

Use our free church sign meme template. Using Canva or another graphics program, create your own funny church sign meme. Include a hilarious church saying and share

church sign meme
church sign meme template

Funny Church Sign Sayings Ideas

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