God created humor – enjoy these funny church sign sayings. One of favorite thing is funny church sign sayings. One of my earliest memories of the Googling on the internet – was finding these hilarious church signs.

I bring you a smile from churches who have a sense of humor! *praise hands* Get ready to LOL or smile because these church signs are just fun.

Funny Church Signs

That’s right, there are now over 70 funny church sign sayings in our collection.

Way of the Cross Baptist Church sign humorously points out that 'U R' is missing in 'CH CH'.

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Church sign at Central Baptist Church reading 'Forgive your enemies it messes with their heads,' offering heavenly humor with a twist of wisdom.

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A church sign humorously declaring, 'God recycles, He made you from dust,' proving recycling has divine endorsement.

Life has no remote, get up and change it yourself.

Sin is like a credit card. Enjoy it now, but pay for it later.

Church sign humorously compares sin to a credit card, saying 'Enjoy it now, but pay for it later.' Sounds like heavenly financial advice!

How will you spend eternity? Smoking or non-smoking?

Witty church sign offering eternity as 'smoking or nonsmoking' options, bringing humor to divine decisions.

Sayings for Church Signs

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Daylight savings changes time. Jesus changes life. (view our daylight savings memes)

Quirky church sign saying 'Daylight Savings Changes Time, Jesus Changes Life' at Emmanuel Baptist Church, blending heavenly insight with a twist of humor.

Give Satan an inch and he’ll become your ruler.

Looking for “Mr. Right”? This is his house.

Church sign humorously suggesting Mr. Right lives here, inviting you to worship at 11:00 AM.

I hate this church. – Satan

Adam and Eve: the first people to not read the Apple terms and conditions.

A humorous church sign reads, 'Adam & Eve: The first people to not read the Apple terms & conditions,' poking fun at biblical history and modern tech woes.

Catchup with Jesus. Lettuce praise and relish him.

A humorous church sign styled like a ketchup label saying, 'Catch Up With Jesus, Lettuce Praise & Relish Him, 'Cuz He Loves Me from My Head tomatoes.'

How do we make holy water? We boil the hell out of it.

A church sign humorously instructs on making holy water by boiling the hell out of it, blending divine and domestic advice.

Jesus is coming, look busy.

This funny church sign saying had me rolling. But hey, LBGTQ friendly church, FTW Having trouble sleeping? We have sermons – come hear one! We also have sleep memes.

Blessings of Pets. Bring your dogs, cats or whatever and a law chair. Sounds like a fun Sunday morning to me!

Eat the devils corn, you will choke on his cob.

God didn’t create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes came close.

A witty church sign reads, “God didn’t create anything without a purpose. But mosquitoes come close,” sparking smiles and a nod of agreement from passersby.

Life stinks, we have a pew for you.

This funny church sign saying from Darth Vadar, I find your lack of faith disturbing goes well with our Star Wars memes!

Church sign humorously quotes Darth Vader, saying 'I find your lack of faith disturbing,' adding a divine Star Wars twist to your Sunday message.

What happens in Vegas is forgiven here.

Read the bible, it will scare the hell out of you.

Need a lifeguard? Our’s walks on water.

Whoever is praying for snow – please stop. See our snow memes!

A snow meme featuring a church sign reading 'Whoever is praying for snow, please stop,' humorously addressing the abundance of snowfall.

Lent is not the fuzz in your navel.

To whoever stole my air conditioners – you are going to need them. – God. When you need a LOL in the heat, see our funny hot weather memes.

Witty church sign humorously warns air conditioner thieves that divine justice is coming for them, with a touch of irony from the pastor.

Jesus it watching, but the police have radar.

funny sign saying jesus is watching but the police have radar

Free coffee. Everlasting life – yes, membership has its privileges. Yes, to this and the coffee memes.

Church sign at Goodwood United boasts free coffee and everlasting life, cheekily noting that membership has its privileges.

Use son screen to prevent sin burn.

Stop, drop and roll won’t work in hell!

Amusing church sign reading: 'StopDropRoll: It Won't Work in Hell,' adding a fiery twist to fire safety tips.

God will accept broken hearts, but he must have all the pieces.

Mosquitos also know there’s power in the blood.

Now is a good time to visit. Our pastor is on vacation.

If God had a refrigerator – your picture would be on it. Another punny quote!

A church sign humorously reads, "If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it," at First Baptist Church in Lone Grove, Oklahoma.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

When life isn’t a bed of roses – remember who wore the thorns.

Ready or not – here I come! – Jesus memes

Church sign humorously reads 'Ready or not, here I come Jesus,' suggesting divine arrival with a twist.

Friends don’t let friends die without Jesus.

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Church Sign Sayings

With the political conflict in America, this is the perfect church sign saying. America, the donkey and elephant won’t help – we must turn back to the lamb.

A humorous church sign that reads 'America, the donkey & elephant won't help. We must turn back to the lamb,' suggesting some divine barnyard politics.

“Try Jesus” If you don’t like him, the devil will take you back.

Life is a maybe. Death is a for sure. Sin is the cause. Christ is the cure.

A church sign humorously suggests, 'Life is a maybe, death is for sure, sin is the cause, Christ is the cure,' prompting passersby to rethink their weekend plans.

The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.

Duct tape is good, but 3 nails fixes everything.

Humorous church sign humorously suggesting that duct tape is useful, but '3 nails fix everything,' blending DIY wisdom with a clever nod to faith.

Blood Drive – we were all saved by a blood donor.

A witty church sign outside Pleasant Grove Baptist announces a blood drive with a heavenly twist: 'We were all saved by a blood donor,' quoting Matthew 26:28. Clearly, this is one divine ad for a blood donation event!

A bad attitude is like a flat. You wont go anywhere, until you change it.

Humorous church sign advises that a bad attitude is like a flat tire; you won't get far until you change it.

Love God and others. It’s not rocket surgery? ROCKET SURGERY? GRACE – Rocket Science 🙂

A humorous church sign reads: 'Love God and Others. It's Not Rocket Surgery,' inviting people to join Sunday at 9 AM – blending faith with a sprinkle of wit.

Tweet others as you would like to be tweeted.

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Fall Church Sign Sayings

When Autumn approaches, we pull out the fall memes. Here are the best fall church signs and sayings.

Church sign displaying seasonal humor: 'Fall for Jesus, He is truly unbeleafable,' with worship service times. — church sign for fall

Autumn leaves fall but the son rises.

Yes, we have pumpkin spice memes. No, we don’t have pumpkin spiced sermons, but this church does.

Witty church sign humorously invites people with 'Try our new pumpkinspiced sermons! OK, not really, but stop in. We don’t bite.' — church sign sayings for fall

A clever Fall pun: sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.

Witty church sign at West End Church of Christ reads, 'Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together,' perfect for those dramatic life moments when you feel like you're auditioning for a soap opera. — fall church signs

Mothers Day Church Signs

While we are partial to our mothers day memes, we have to give it to these churches and their humor (whether intentional or not!)

A church sign reads: 'Choosy Moms Choose Jesus,' humorously blending faith and advertising, outside Trinity Baptist Church.

Surely the pastor didn’t sign off on this funny Mothers Day church sign. You know the kids in youth group got a good chuckle.

A church sign with the message, 'The best gift a mother ever gave was on her knees,' showing a special kind of gratitude that might just bring a smile to your spiritual GPS.

If you are a mama, we see you. Enjoy these mom memes for motherhood humor.

A church sign humorously balancing the paradox of motherhood: 'The days are long, the years are short,' as if reminding moms everywhere that those toddler tantrums are a fasttrack to fond memories.

Easter Church Signs

No bunny loves you like Jesus. Easter Bunny memes for those who celebrate Christ’s resurrection with the rabbit.

Humorous church sign proclaiming, 'No bunny loves you like Jesus! Happy Easter!' adding a playful twist to Easter cheer.

The Bee Gees aren’t the only ones staying alive. Now this is a funny Easter sign message for a church to use!

Sign outside a church quips, 'The Bee Gees aren't the only ones staying alive! Happy Easter,' adding a dash of disco humor to the Easter celebrations. Surely, Saturday night fever has nothing on this sunrise service at 7:30 AM! Divine dance floors might be legit!

This surely is a typo resulting in a lot of laughs. Someone has some splainin’ to do.

Hilariously awkward church sign advertising an 'Anal Egg Hunt' on April 12th at 10 AM, clearly missing a few letters, promising a free family event with a comedic twist.

We celebrate Easter 52 times a year. That’s a lot of Eastering. Related: Easter memes

Whimsical church sign reads: 'We celebrate Easter 52 times a year. Join us any Easter Sunday,' adding some holy humor to your Sunday plans.

Best Church Sign – Trinity Baptist Church

Shout out to Trinity Baptist Church. I tried Googling to find out where this church was but apparently there is more than one Trinity Baptist Church!

Don’t have a prayer? Free refills inside.

7 days without prayer makes 1 weak.

I saw that. – God

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Make Your Own Church Sign Meme

Use our free church sign meme template. Using Canva or another graphics program, create your own funny church sign meme. Include a hilarious church saying and share

A blank church sign stands poised and ready, silently waiting for a clever sermon pun to transform it into the talk of the town. — church sign meme template

Funny Church Sign Sayings Ideas

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Hilarious Church Signs That Are Truly Heaven-Sent