50+ Funny Church Sign Sayings – Churches Who Have a Sense of Humor

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Day 23 Lent – Funny Church Sign Sayings

You guys, my favorite thing is funny church sign sayings. One of my earliest memories of the Googling on the internet – was finding these hilarious church signs. Somewhere in the Women of Faith archives is a blog post I did on these, probably 17 years ago! The selection back then was no where near as good as it is now. 

So today, day 23 of our Lent Experiment – I bring you some funny from churches who have a sense of humor! *praise hands*  Get ready to LOL or smile because these church signs are just fun.

50+ Funny Church Signs

That’s right, there are over 50 funny church sign sayings – and i’ll add more if you send your funny church sign finds! Read below on how to submit your favorite church marquee images. 

God recycles, he made you from dust. 

god recycles he made you from dust – funny church sign sayings

Life has no remote – get up and change it yourself!

life has no remote change it yourself

Sin is like a credit card. Enjoy it now – but pay for it later. 

sin credit card

How will you spend eternity – smoking or non-smoking?

spend eternity

Want God outta everything? Great news! He won’t be in hell!

hell

Daylight savings changes time. Jesus changes life
daylight savings time

Give Satan an inch and he’ll become your ruler.

give satan an inch and he will become your ruler

Looking for Mr. Right? This is HIS House!

mr right church sign sayings

I hate this church. – Satan

i hate this church

Adam and Eve – the first people to not read the Apple Terms and Conditions.

apple-terms-conditions-church-sign-sayings

So punny!

Catch up with Jesus. Lettuce praise and relish him. Cuz he loves me from my heads to-ma-toes.

catch-up-with-jesus

How do we make holy water? We boil the hell out of it.

holy-water-boil-hell

Jesus is coming. Look busy.

jesus-is-coming

This funny church sign saying had me rolling. But hey, LBGTQ friendly church, FTW!

Saying in bed shouting, oh God! Does NOT constitute going to church!

church

Having trouble sleeping? We have sermons – come hear one!

sleep-during-sermon

Blessings of Pets. Bring your dog or cat or whatever and lawn chair.

pet-blessing

Eat the devils corn – you will choke on his cob.

devils-corn

God didn’t create anything without a purpose – but mosquitoes came close.

mosquitoes-god

Life stinks – we have a pew for you.

pew-funny-church-signs

I find your lack of faith disturbing. – Darth Vadardarth-vadar-church-sign

What happens in Vegas is forgiven here!

vegas forgiven here

Read the bible – it will scare the hell out of you.

read the bible

Need a lifeguard? Our’s walks on water.

lifeguard-walks-on-water

Whoever is praying for snow – please stop.

whoever is praying for snow

To whoever stole my air conditioners – you are going to need them. – God.

stolen air conditioner

Lent is not the fuzz in your navel.

lent-meme

Free coffee. Everlasting life – yes, membership has its privileges.

free-coffee-church-sign-sayings

Jesus it watching, but the police have radar.

jesus is watching

Use son screen to prevent sin burn.

son screen

Stop, drop and roll won’t work in hell!

hell meme

God will accept broken hearts, but he must have all the pieces. 

broken hearts

Mosquitos also know there’s power in the blood.

mosquitos church sign

Now is a good time to visit. Our pastor is on vacation.

pastor on vacation

If God had a refrigerator – your picture would be on it.

god refrigerator

Another punny quote!

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

hebews it

Jesus it watching, but the police have radar.

know what hell is

When life isn’t a bed of roses – remember who wore the thorns.

he wore thorns

Jesus is for real, y’all.

Ready or not – here I come! – Jesus

ready or not – here jesus comes

Friends don’t let friends die without Jesus.

friends-dont-let-friends-die-without-jesus

America, the donkey and elephant won’t help – we must turn back to the lamb.

turn to the lamb

“Try Jesus” If you don’t like him, the devil will take you back.

try jesus church sign sayings

Life is a maybe. Death is a for sure. Sin is the cause. Christ is the cure.

christ is the cure – funny church sign sayings

The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.

christian-vitamin

Duct tape is good, but 3 nails fixes everything.

3-nails-fixes=everything

Blood Drive – we were all saved by a blood donor.

saved by a blood donor

A bad attitude is like a flat. You wont go anywhere, until you change it.

A bad attitude is like a flat. You wont go anywhere, until you change it.

Love God and others. It’s not rocket surgery? ROCKET SURGERY? GRACE – Rocket Science 🙂

love god rocket surgery

Tweet others as you would like to be tweeted.

tweet others – church-sign-sayings

Best Church Sign – Trinity Baptist Church

Shout out to Trinity Baptist Church. I tried Googling to find out where this church was but apparently there is more than one Trinity Baptist Church! If you know where this church is, let me know!

free prayer refills

7 days without prayer makes 1 weak.

7 days without prayer makes one weak

I saw that. – God

i saw that – funny-church-sign-sayings

Ideas for Church Sign Sayings

Who knows, maybe you are needing church sign sayings ideas – if you use one of these, or have a funny church sign at your church, send us a photo! Post it to the Digital Mom Blog Facebook wall.

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