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Holy Hilarity: 75 Church Signs That Are Surprisingly Hilar


God created humor – enjoy these funny church sign sayings. One of favorite thing is funny church sign sayings. One of my earliest memories of the Googling on the internet – was finding these hilarious church signs.

I bring you a smile from churches who have a sense of humor! *praise hands*  Get ready to LOL or smile because these church signs are just fun.

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Funny Church Signs

That’s right, there are now over 70 funny church sign sayings in our collection.

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If you find a funny church sign near you, snap a photo and send it so we can add it to our list!

forgive your enemy funny church sign

Read below on how to submit your favorite church marquee images! We will also show you how to make your own church sign meme.

god recycles he made you from dust funny church sign sayings

Life has no remote, get up and change it yourself.

life has no remote change it yourself

Sin is like a credit card. Enjoy it now, but pay for it later.

church sign credit card is like sin enjoy it now but pay for it later

How will you spend eternity? Smoking or non-smoking?

church sign smoking or not smoking

Sayings for Church Signs

Looking for sayings for church signs? Here are some great suggestions for church signage. Want God outta everything? Great news he won’t be in hell.

funny sign want god outta everything great news he wont be in hell

Daylight savings changes time. Jesus changes life. (view our daylight savings memes)

funny daylight savings time church sign saying

Give Satan an inch and he’ll become your ruler.

give satan an inch and he will become your ruler

Looking for “Mr. Right”? This is his house.

mr right church sign looking for mr right this is his house

I hate this church. – Satan

i hate this church signed satan a funny church sign at a baptist church

Adam and Eve: the first people to not read the Apple terms and conditions.

adam and ever the first people not to read the apples terms and conditions funny saying on a church sign terms and conditions

Catchup with Jesus. Lettuce praise and relish him.

funny pun church sign catch up with Jesus

How do we make holy water? We boil the hell out of it.

holy water church sign how do we make holy water we boil the hell out of it

Jesus is coming, look busy.

jesus is coming look busy church sign

This funny church sign saying had me rolling. But hey, LBGTQ friendly church, FTW Having trouble sleeping? We have sermons – come hear one! We also have sleep memes.

funny sign sleeping sermon

Blessings of Pets. Bring your dogs, cats or whatever and a law chair. Sounds like a fun Sunday morning to me!

Blessings of Pets Bring your dog or cat or whatever and lawn chair funny church sign sayings

Eat the devils corn, you will choke on his cob.

devils corn choke on his cob naughty church sign

God didn’t create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes came close.

church mosquito sign

Life stinks, we have a pew for you.

life stinks we have a pew for you funny sign saying

This funny church sign saying from Darth Vadar, I find your lack of faith disturbing goes well with our Star Wars memes!

church sign darth vadar i find your lack of faith disturbing

What happens in Vegas is forgiven here.

what happens in vegas forgiven here funny church sign

Read the bible, it will scare the hell out of you.

scare the hell out of you funny church sign

Need a lifeguard? Our’s walks on water.

funny church sign walking on water

Whoever is praying for snow – please stop. See our snow memes!

funny sign whoever is praying for snow please stop

Lent is not the fuzz in your navel.

funny church sign for lent that says Lent is not the fuzz in your navel

To whoever stole my air conditioners – you are going to need them. – God. When you need a LOL in the heat, see our funny hot weather memes.

funny church sign that reads welcome to whoever stole my air conditioner You are going to need them

Jesus it watching, but the police have radar.

funny sign saying jesus is watching but the police have radar

Free coffee. Everlasting life – yes, membership has its privileges. Yes, to this and the coffee memes.

funny sign church membership

Use son screen to prevent sin burn.

funny sign saying pun son screen

Stop, drop and roll won’t work in hell!

stop drop and roll wont work in hell church sign

God will accept broken hearts, but he must have all the pieces.

funny baptist church sign broken hearts

Mosquitos also know there’s power in the blood.

funny church sign mosquitos also know there is power in the blood

Now is a good time to visit. Our pastor is on vacation.

pastor on vacation

If God had a refrigerator – your picture would be on it. Another punny quote!

funny church sign refrigerator

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

hebews it

When life isn’t a bed of roses – remember who wore the thorns.

who wore the thorns jesus faith baptist church sign

Ready or not – here I come! – Jesus memes

church sign ready or not here i come jesus

Friends don’t let friends die without Jesus.

friends dont let friends die without jesus sign

Related: Send a friend meme to your bestie.

Church Sign Sayings

With the political conflict in America, this is the perfect church sign saying. America, the donkey and elephant won’t help – we must turn back to the lamb.

funny church sign politics donkey and elephant

“Try Jesus” If you don’t like him, the devil will take you back.

try jesus funny church sign

Life is a maybe. Death is a for sure. Sin is the cause. Christ is the cure.

church sign saying christ life is a maybe death is for sure sing is the cause christ is the cure

The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.

church sign funny saying the best vitamin for a christian is B1

Duct tape is good, but 3 nails fixes everything.

funny church sign saying duct tape is good but 3 nails fixes everything

Blood Drive – we were all saved by a blood donor.

church sign blood donor we were all saved by a blood donor Matthew 2628

A bad attitude is like a flat. You wont go anywhere, until you change it.

church sign saying A bad attitude is like a flat tire you won't go anywhere until you change it.

Love God and others. It’s not rocket surgery? ROCKET SURGERY? GRACE – Rocket Science 🙂

church sign love god and others

Tweet others as you would like to be tweeted.

funny sign tweet others as your would be tweeted

Fall Church Sign Sayings

When Autumn approaches, we pull out the fall memes. Here are the best fall church signs and sayings.

church sign for fall
church sign for fall

Autumn leaves fall but the son rises.

fall church sign saying
fall church sign saying

Yes, we have pumpkin spice memes. No, we don’t have pumpkin spiced sermons, but this church does.

church sign sayings for fall
church sign sayings for fall

A clever Fall pun: sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.

fall church signs
fall church signs

Mothers Day Church Signs

While we are partial to our mothers day memes, we have to give it to these churches and their humor (whether intentional or not!)

mothers day church sign saying

Surely the pastor didn’t sign off on this funny Mothers Day church sign. You know the kids in youth group got a good chuckle.

funny mothers day church sign message

If you are a mama, we see you. Enjoy these mom memes for motherhood humor.

mothers day church sign

Easter Church Signs

No bunny loves you like Jesus. Easter Bunny memes for those who celebrate Christ’s resurrection with the rabbit.

church sign easter bunny

The Bee Gees aren’t the only ones staying alive. Now this is a funny Easter sign message for a church to use!

clever church message for easter

This surely is a typo resulting in a lot of laughs. Someone has some splainin’ to do.

funny easter church sign

We celebrate Easter 52 times a year. That’s a lot of Eastering. Related: Easter memes

church sign for easter

Best Church Sign – Trinity Baptist Church

Shout out to Trinity Baptist Church. I tried Googling to find out where this church was but apparently there is more than one Trinity Baptist Church!

Don't have a prayer? Free refills inside. sayings for church signs humor

Don’t have a prayer? Free refills inside.

7 days without prayer makes 1 weak church funny signs

7 days without prayer makes 1 weak.

I saw that God funny church quotes

I saw that. – God

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Make Your Own Church Sign Meme

Use our free church sign meme template. Using Canva or another graphics program, create your own funny church sign meme. Include a hilarious church saying and share

church sign meme
church sign meme template

Funny Church Sign Sayings Ideas

Who knows, maybe you are needing church sign sayings ideas – if you use one of these, or have a funny church sign at your church, send us a photo! Post it to the Digital Mom Blog Facebook wall.

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