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50+ Funny Church Sign Sayings – Churches Who Have a Sense of Humor

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God created humor – enjoy these funny church sign sayings

Somewhere in the Women of Faith archives is a blog post I did on these, probably 17 years ago! The selection back then was nowhere near as good as it is now.

One of favorite thing is funny church sign sayings. One of my earliest memories of the Googling on the internet – was finding these hilarious church signs.

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50+ Funny Church Sign Sayings

I bring you some funny from churches who have a sense of humor! *praise hands*  Get ready to LOL or smile because these church signs are just fun.

That’s right, there are over 50 funny church sign sayings – and i’ll add more if you send your funny church sign finds! Read below on how to submit your favorite church marquee images.

forgive your enemies funny church sign

Forgive your enemy – it messes with their head.

god recycles he made you from dust – funny church sign sayings

God recycles, he made you from dust. 

life has no remote change it yourself

Life has no remote – get up and change it yourself!

Sin is like a credit card. Enjoy it now - but pay for it later.  church humor quotes

Sin is like a credit card. Enjoy it now – but pay for it later. 

How will you spend eternity - smoking or non-smoking? Hell church quote humor

How will you spend eternity – smoking or non-smoking?

Sayings for Church Signs

Looking for sayings for church signs? Here are some great suggestions for church signage.

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Funny sayings for church signs

Want God outta everything? Great news! He won’t be in hell!

daylight savings time

Daylight savings changes time. Jesus changes life.
(view our daylight savings memes)

give satan an inch and he will become your ruler

Give Satan an inch and he’ll become your ruler.

mr right church sign sayings

Looking for Mr. Right? This is HIS House!

I hate this church. - Satan Church Sign Humor

I hate this church. – Satan

Adam and Eve - the first people to not read the Apple Terms and Conditions.

Adam and Eve – the first people to not read the Apple Terms and Conditions.

Catch up with Jesus. Lettuce praise and relish him. Cuz he loves me from my heads to-ma-toes. punny church sign saying
punny church sign saying

Catch up with Jesus. Lettuce praise and relish him. Cuz he loves me from my heads to-ma-toes.

How do we make holy water? We boil the hell out of it. Church Quote

How do we make holy water? We boil the hell out of it.

jesus-is-coming

Jesus is coming. Look busy.

This funny church sign saying had me rolling. But hey, LBGTQ friendly church, FTW!

More Church Funny Signs

The church sign funny continues with these signage ideas.

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Saying in bed shouting, oh God! Does NOT constitute going to church!

sleep-during-sermon

Having trouble sleeping? We have sermons – come hear one!

Blessings of Pets. Bring your dog or cat or whatever and lawn chair. - funny church sign sayings

Blessings of Pets. Bring your dog or cat or whatever and lawn chair.

Eat the devils corn - you will choke on his cob funny church signs

Eat the devils corn – you will choke on his cob.

God didn't create anything without a purpose - but mosquitoes came close.

God didn’t create anything without a purpose – but mosquitoes came close.

Life stinks - we have a pew for you. Church sign sayings humor

Life stinks – we have a pew for you.

darth-vadar-church-sign

I find your lack of faith disturbing. – Darth Vadar

vegas forgiven here

What happens in Vegas is forgiven here!

read the bible

Read the bible – it will scare the hell out of you.

lifeguard-walks-on-water

Need a lifeguard? Our’s walks on water.

whoever is praying for snow

Whoever is praying for snow – please stop.

stolen air conditioner

To whoever stole my air conditioners – you are going to need them. – God.

lent-meme

Lent is not the fuzz in your navel.

free-coffee-church-sign-sayings

Free coffee. Everlasting life – yes, membership has its privileges.

jesus is watching

Jesus it watching, but the police have radar.

son screen

Use son screen to prevent sin burn.

hell meme

Stop, drop and roll won’t work in hell!

broken hearts

God will accept broken hearts, but he must have all the pieces. 

mosquitos church sign

Mosquitos also know there’s power in the blood.

pastor on vacation

Now is a good time to visit. Our pastor is on vacation.

god refrigerator

If God had a refrigerator – your picture would be on it.

Another punny quote!

hebews it

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

Jesus it watching, but the police have radar.

Jesus it watching, but the police have radar.

he wore thorns

When life isn’t a bed of roses – remember who wore the thorns.

Jesus is for real, y’all.

Ready or not – here I come! – Jesus

ready or not – here jesus comes
friends-dont-let-friends-die-without-jesus

Friends don’t let friends die without Jesus.

Church Sign Sayings for 2021

With the political conflict in America in 2021, this is the perfect church sign saying.

America, the donkey and elephant won't help - we must turn back to the lamb. Political Church Sign

America, the donkey and elephant won’t help – we must turn back to the lamb.

try jesus church sign sayings

“Try Jesus” If you don’t like him, the devil will take you back.

christ is the cure – funny church sign sayings

Life is a maybe. Death is a for sure. Sin is the cause. Christ is the cure.

The best vitamin for a Christian is B1. Church signs funny

The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.

Duct tape is good, but 3 nails fixes everything.

Duct tape is good, but 3 nails fixes everything.

saved by a blood donor church sign sayings

Blood Drive – we were all saved by a blood donor.

A bad attitude is like a flat. You wont go anywhere, until you change it. Church Sign Sayings

A bad attitude is like a flat. You wont go anywhere, until you change it.

Love God and others. It's not rocket surgery? ROCKET SURGERY?

Love God and others. It’s not rocket surgery? ROCKET SURGERY? GRACE – Rocket Science 🙂

Tweet others as you would like to be tweeted. church sign saying twittier

Tweet others as you would like to be tweeted.

Best Church Sign – Trinity Baptist Church

Shout out to Trinity Baptist Church. I tried Googling to find out where this church was but apparently there is more than one Trinity Baptist Church!

Don't have a prayer? Free refills inside. sayings for church signs humor

Don’t have a prayer? Free refills inside.

7 days without prayer makes 1 weak church funny signs

7 days without prayer makes 1 weak.

I saw that. - God funny church quotes

I saw that. – God

Ideas for Funny Church Sign Sayings

Who knows, maybe you are needing church sign sayings ideas – if you use one of these, or have a funny church sign at your church, send us a photo! Post it to the Digital Mom Blog Facebook wall.

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