God created humor – enjoy these funny church sign sayings
One of favorite thing is funny church sign sayings. One of my earliest memories of the Googling on the internet – was finding these hilarious church signs.
Hilariously Funny Church Signs
I bring you a smile from churches who have a sense of humor! *praise hands* Get ready to LOL or smile because these church signs are just fun.
That’s right, there are now over 70 funny church sign sayings in our collection. If you find a funny church sign near you, snap a photo and send it so we can add it to our list!
Read below on how to submit your favorite church marquee images! We will also show you how to make your own church sign meme.
God recycles, he made you from dust.
Life has no remote – get up and change it yourself!
Sin is like a credit card. Enjoy it now – but pay for it later.
How will you spend eternity – smoking or non-smoking?
Sayings for Church Signs
Looking for sayings for church signs? Here are some great suggestions for church signage.
Want God outta everything? Great news! He won’t be in hell!
Daylight savings changes time. Jesus changes life. (view our daylight savings memes)
Give Satan an inch and he’ll become your ruler.
Looking for Mr. Right? This is HIS House!
I hate this church. – Satan
Adam and Eve – the first people to not read the Apple Terms and Conditions.
Catch up with Jesus. Lettuce praise and relish him. Cuz he loves me from my heads to-ma-toes.
How do we make holy water? We boil the hell out of it.
Jesus is coming. Look busy.
This funny church sign saying had me rolling. But hey, LBGTQ friendly church, FTW!
More Church Funny Signs
The church sign funny continues with these signage ideas.
Saying in bed shouting, oh God! Does NOT constitute going to church!
Having trouble sleeping? We have sermons – come hear one! We also have sleep memes.
Blessings of Pets. Bring your dog or cat or whatever and lawn chair. Sounds like a fun place to be on a Sunday morning.
Eat the devils corn – you will choke on his cob.
God didn’t create anything without a purpose – but mosquitoes came close. See: mosquito memes
Life stinks – we have a pew for you.
I find your lack of faith disturbing. – Darth Vadar
What happens in Vegas is forgiven here!
Read the bible – it will scare the hell out of you.
Need a lifeguard? Our’s walks on water.
Whoever is praying for snow – please stop. See our snow memes!
Lent is not the fuzz in your navel.
To whoever stole my air conditioners – you are going to need them. – God. When you need a LOL in the heat, see our funny hot weather memes.
Jesus it watching, but the police have radar.
Free coffee. Everlasting life – yes, membership has its privileges. Yes, to this and the coffee memes.
Use son screen to prevent sin burn.
Stop, drop and roll won’t work in hell!
God will accept broken hearts, but he must have all the pieces.
Mosquitos also know there’s power in the blood.
Now is a good time to visit. Our pastor is on vacation.
If God had a refrigerator – your picture would be on it. Another punny quote!
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
Jesus it watching, but the police have radar.
When life isn’t a bed of roses – remember who wore the thorns.
Ready or not – here I come! – Jesus memes
Friends don’t let friends die without Jesus.
Related: Send a friend meme to your bestie.
Church Sign Sayings for 2023
With the political conflict in America in 2023, this is the perfect church sign saying. America, the donkey and elephant won’t help – we must turn back to the lamb.
“Try Jesus” If you don’t like him, the devil will take you back.
Life is a maybe. Death is a for sure. Sin is the cause. Christ is the cure.
The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.
Duct tape is good, but 3 nails fixes everything.
Blood Drive – we were all saved by a blood donor.
A bad attitude is like a flat. You wont go anywhere, until you change it.
Love God and others. It’s not rocket surgery? ROCKET SURGERY? GRACE – Rocket Science 🙂
Tweet others as you would like to be tweeted.
Fall Church Sign Sayings
When Autumn approaches, we pull out the fall memes. Here are the best fall church signs and sayings.
Autumn leaves fall but the son rises.
Yes, we have pumpkin spice memes. No, we don’t have pumpkin spiced sermons, but this church does.
A clever Fall pun: sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
Mothers Day Church Signs
While we are partial to our mothers day memes, we have to give it to these churches and their humor (whether intentional or not!)
Surely the pastor didn’t sign off on this funny Mothers Day church sign. You know the kids in youth group got a good chuckle.
If you are a mama, we see you. Enjoy these mom memes for motherhood humor.
Easter Church Signs
Here are the best Easter sayings for church signs. Did he really say this?
No bunny loves you like Jesus. Easter Bunny memes for those who celebrate Christ’s resurrection with the rabbit.
The Bee Gees aren’t the only ones staying alive. Now this is a funny Easter sign message for a church to use!
This surely is a typo resulting in a lot of laughs. Someone has some splainin’ to do.
We celebrate Easter 52 times a year. That’s a lot of Eastering. Related: Easter memes
Best Church Sign – Trinity Baptist Church
Shout out to Trinity Baptist Church. I tried Googling to find out where this church was but apparently there is more than one Trinity Baptist Church!
Don’t have a prayer? Free refills inside.
7 days without prayer makes 1 weak.
I saw that. – God
Don’t miss our funny memes! We have over 10,000 on various topics from faith to fiction, all relatable!
Make Your Own Church Sign Meme
Use our free church sign meme template. Using Canva or another graphics program, create your own funny church sign meme. Include a hilarious church saying and share
Funny Church Sign Sayings Ideas
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