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20 Funny Mosquito Memes for Bite Victims

If you have been bitten by one of these insects, we know you will enjoy one of these funny mosquito memes!

While I am use to the Texas mosquitos, there furocious biting insects are everywhere! It is their season and if you know, you know. There isn’t enough OFF in the world to prevent being bitten.

Funny Mosquito Memes for Anyone Annoyed by These Insects

Since we can’t bite the insects back, the only thing we are left to do is swat, put on bug spray and my favorite thing to do, laugh.

funny mosquito memes
mosquito memes

Yes, mosquito memes are a thing and of course we have them for your entertainment and sharing. Because you know, every summer these nasty flying bugs are just waiting and watching to attack.

mosquitos waiting for the right moment to attack every time you go outside in the summer
mosquito meme funny

And while a typical vampire would have 2 fangs, mosquitos have 6 needles that suck your blood. Yes, a mosquito bite means these little suckers literally sucked your blood. You are welcome.

hi, it's me. i'm the problem it's me.
mosquitos meme

People are idiots. You couldn’t pay me enough to pose for a stock photo of being attacked by mosquitos. This photo will make you itch.

warning: this photo will make you itch
bug bite meme

Texas Mosquito Meme

IFYKYK, all things are bigger in Texas. Yes, that includes Texas mosquitos! See Texas memes.

texas mosquitos be like meme
Texas mosquito meme – everything is bigger in Texas

Blood Sucking Insect

Yes, friends – I hate to be the one to tell you this but mosquitos are vampires. They suck your blood.

mosquitos bite then suck your blood to give their children a chance at life
vampire mosquito meme blood

Hollywood has this vampire thing all wrong. Here’s what we think vampires look like versus what they actually look like.

Here's what we think vampires look like versus what they actually look like.
vampire meme mosquito

If you were to give a mosquito a name, surely they would be named after the cast of Twilight. Bella, Edward, Jacob…

hi my name is bella yes, my parents were fans of twilight. why do you ask?
bugs with names meme twilight

Read this fascinating article on how mosquitos use 6 needles from NPR.

Mosquitoes are like family annoying but they carry your blood meme about mosquitoes

Mosquito Noise

Yes, that mosquito noise is a thing. In fact, did you know that the sound that these insects make are used in anti-loitering devices? This is actually brilliant because who wants to be anywhere that there could potentially be mosquitos!

oh, you want to get some sleep? let me sing you the song of my people
mosquito noise meme

Want to hear what a mosquito sounds like? Orkin – yes, the bug killer company has a sound clip for you to listen to.

sleeping with mosquito meme

Speaking of, don’t miss these sleep memes!

How to Bite Back a Mosquito

When you are a mosquito bite victim, wanting to bite a mosquito back is totally something that sounds like revenge – but good luck with that.

mosquito-sleep-meme
hot to bite back a mosquito meme

Blood Types Mosquito Bites

Did you know that people with O blood type are more likely to be bitten by a mosquito? In fact, type O blood types are nearly TWICE as likely to be bitten! Crazy, right?

mosquito summer nights meme
Great mosquito bite meme, true to form — Follow Mary Catherine Starr

I thought so but this explains also why I can’t go outside without being eaten alive. (Read more on Healthline about this fascinating fact)

Bug Spray Meme

Feelin’ seen with this funny bug spray meme. Can we talk about the smell? Yes, I love me some Avon Skin So Soft but that other stuff…

what bug spray does 90% smells bad 10% repels bugs
bug spray meme

More Memes about Mosquitos

I definitely think the fact there are so many funny mosquito memes demonstrates the amount of victims that these awful bugs seek for “survival”. Sorry dudes, I’m not interested in your survival.

mosquito meme

If you wear crocs, you know. Don’t miss our funny summer memes as well. There is a hilarious croc meme that shows what happens when you wear crocs in the summer time.

Mesquito crosc meme bug bites

A mosquito can fly but a fly cannot mosquito. While this is a reality, I really do hate flies as well but at least they are just annoying and don’t bite!

mosquito can fly meme
mosquito can fly meme

Oh as if camping isn’t miserable enough, add in the fact that these pesky bugs are out to get you only adds to the miserable experience. (Don’t miss our hot weather memes)

camping aka how to feed mosquitoes
camping meme mosquitoes

Female Mosquitos

Here is a fun mosquito fact!

mosquitos meme - rare picture of only female attracted to me
female mosquito meme

Male mosquitoes feed only on plant juices, such as nectar, to get the sugar they need for energy and survival. As males do not bite, they cannot transmit diseases.

POV: You found your victim.
mosquito bite meme POV

Female mosquitoes, on the other hand, need protein from blood for the development of their eggs. To obtain blood, females seek out and bite hosts such as humans, and may transmit disease in the process.

National Environment Agency

Share The Memes!

As we always say, funny memes are for sharing! We share memes often and hope that these mosquito memes create some laughter in your life and hopefully you aren’t eaten alive.

A mosquito once flew through the air With a proboscis sharp and a winged flair He sang a song as he took his bite "Blood, blood, glorious blood, it's my delight!" He feasted all night and left behind A chorus of itches that were hard to find But in the morning, he met his end Squashed by a fly swatter, his life did bend So let this be a lesson to all the mosquitoes out there Be careful where you fly and beware For one little swat can bring your downfall And you'll be nothing but a bloodsucker's funeral.
mosquito quote funny

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