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New Study Shows Parents Who Drink a Glass of Wine a Day Raise More Successful Kids

Parenting Wine Study – A new study out shows that parents that drink a glass of wine a day, raise more successful kids. The Parenting Glass of Wine a Day Study,  just released by the Center of DM – this study gives parents a sigh relief.

No more parenting guilt for kicking back and enjoying that glass of wine after a day of dealing with kids screaming and hollering.

Wine and Whiskey for Parents

The Parenting Glass of Wine a Day study also revealed that parents of toddlers and teenagers may do better if the glass of wine is followed by a shot of whiskey.

Sorry parents, this study is total BS – but enjoy this Rick Roll and HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY.

Yes, you have been Rick Rolled. It’s April Fools Day – and as much as I would love to say that this is an official study, sorry folks.

Parenting Wine Study

But wait – I guess the Center of DM is actually the Center of Digital Mom – so maybe it’s not total CRAP! While the Parenting Glass of Wine a Day Study maybe a load of crap, I do have to say that a glass of wine a day – from my personal experience does help my demeanor – so maybe it isn’t all crap! Maybe someday I’ll release an official “parent wine study” for parents to participate in to validate this parenting fact!

glass of wine a day parenting raise successful kids

If you love April Fools Day as much as I do (or secretly wish this parenting wine study was true) – enjoy these April Fools Memes – share with your friends, and enjoy that glass of wine, and if need be – shot of whiskey.

Share with Your Fellow Wine Drinking Parent Friends

This post is only fun if you share with a fellow wine drinking parent. So share this with all of your friends that are wine drinking parents so that they too can LOL and be upset that this wine study isn’t official.

the most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink

Whine: 50 Perfect Wines to Pair with Your Child’s Rotten Behavior

If you need a good LOL – wine drinking parents will love this book! Whine: 50 Perfect Wines to Pair with Your Child’s Rotten Behavior by Jen Todryk (aka Rambling Redhead.)

Whine: 50 Perfect Wines to Pair with Your Child's Rotten Behavior

And this should be an obvious but I feel obliged to write this. Drink responsibly. A glass of wine a day is great and actually has health benefits. That said, alcoholism is real y’all. If you need help, get it.

Here are resources to help if you have an alcohol problem or are dealing with alcoholism:

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