50 Hilarious Texas Memes Bigger Than The State Itself

Howdy y’all and welcome to the best Texas memes in the south! As a lifelong Texan, these hilarious memes and Texas humor is right up my alley.

Whether you’re a true Texan by birth or just one at heart, these memes will have you tipping your hat and slapping your knee in no time. From brisket battles to the eternal struggle with Texas-sized insects, our collection is all hat and all cattle when it comes to humor.

Meme of a game show host with the caption "Welcome to Texas: Where Neither Seasons or Gun Laws Exist," playfully poking fun at Texas's unpredictable climate and liberal firearm policies.

Texas Memes Texans Will Love

So, saddle up as we take a rodeo ride through the Lone Star State’s funniest exports. That’s right, I can meme baby. This Texan loves her state and her memes, so here we go.

Silhouette of a cowboy on a horse at sunset with text saying, 'The only cowboys that win in the state of Texas ride horses,' adding some humorous Texas pride.

Funny Texas memes about the #1 state to roast. Let’s do this.

What are Texas memes?

Texas memes are funny images, captions, and jokes that poke fun at life in Texas. They cover everything from the weather and cowboy culture to Texas pride and everyday quirks that make the Lone Star State unique.

The Reality of What Texas is Like

Funny Texas meme comparing expectations with reality; top image shows cowboys on horseback labeled 'What people think Texas is like,' while the bottom image shows a traffic jam labeled 'What Texas is like.'

Drunk Armadillos

Meme of an armadillo lying on its back with a beer bottle, captioned 'Meanwhile, in Texas...', humorously suggesting Texan wildlife likes a cold one too.

Texas Rating is 1 Star

Meme showing the Texas flag with text humorously stating that the single star represents a one-star rating for the current Texas administration.

A Bad Day in Texas is Still Good

Texas meme with bold text stating, 'A bad day in Texas is still better than a good day anywhere else,' against a colorful sunset backdrop with a windmill silhouette, humorously celebrating Lone Star State pride.

Texas is a HUGE state, with lots of character. Here are the funny Texas memes, facts and thoughts we are sharing:

Texas Weather Memes

Texas weather, y’all. It’s crazy and bipolar. Here it can be 95 degrees one day, 40 the next day. We have hurricanes and tornadoes and flash flooding. It’s great here, really.

Texas meme humorously showing the Texas flag in front of a cityscape with playful text saying, 'Welcome to Texas, dress accordingly,' detailing the rapid seasonal changes throughout the day.

Here are the Texas weather memes about the lonestar state of bi-polar weather.

Texas Heat Memes

Humorous Texas meme showing Santa Claus in a swimsuit with the caption 'SANTA BE LIKE TEXAS IS TOO HOT!!!' highlighting the state's famously warm weather.

Yes, it really does get hot here. One year, of course – I was pregnant that summer, talk about hell. We had over 100 days of 100 degree weather. See more hot weather memes.

So Hot in Texas

Hot Enough to Melt Candles

Meme showing melted red candles drooping in the heat with the text 'Meanwhile, in Texas...' capturing the extreme heat humor of Texas life.

Texas Seasons

Texas meme with text saying 'Texas has 2 seasons: summer & winter, usually they alternate days within the same week,' humorously capturing Texas weather unpredictability.

Winter in Texas

Meme with a photo showing a small patch of melted snow on the ground surrounded by grass, with text reading, "OMG, SNOW! HOW TO SHUT DOWN TEXAS," playfully mocking Texas' reaction to snow.

While we have shared Texas winter memes before, here are more Texas weather memes about our volatile weather situation here in the south.

Texas Spring

Meme of a tornado in Texas with text saying 'Texans be like... Gotta video the tornado so I can post it on Facebook,' humorously highlighting Texans' laid-back attitude toward severe weather.

From days of non-stop raining to flash flooding, you just never know what you are going to get here in the deep south.

Aerial view of a flooded Texas neighborhood with the humorous text overlay: 'Whoever is praying for rain can stop praying now.' This Texas meme humorously captures exaggerated weather woes, hinting at abundant rain being far too much of a good thing.

Check out all of our Spring memes for more laughs.

Texas Summer

Meme of an ear of corn popping into popcorn under the caption 'Texas heat is this hot,' humorously exaggerating the intensity of Texas weather.

Did someone say summer memes? Yes, we got them.

Texas Fall

A flooded street with cars lined up at a Whataburger drive-thru; text humorously reads 'Even floods don't shorten the Whataburger line, only in Texas!' highlighting Texas resilience and fast food devotion.

Fall in Texas is somewhat pleasant. October weather can be somewhat pleasant but there is rain and it’s the Texas hurricane season. (Technically hurricane season is June 1 to November 30 per Wikipedia.)

Texas Pride Memes

If it’s one thing you can say about us Texans, we love our state. These Texas pride memes are poking a little fun at the hilariousness that some of us TX residents exhibit. Just don’t lump us all into this category please.

Meme image showing a serious-looking man opening a beer with text: 'Other states: There is no way you have that much state pride. Texas: Hold my beer.' Emphasizing Texas pride humorously.

The Greatest Country

I love my state, but it has major flaws. And while some would like to see Texas become it own country once again (read about when it was its own country because I am not going into that because I just want to talk and share funny Texas memes.)

Why are Texas memes so popular?

Texas has a big personality, and so do its memes. Texans love to celebrate their state with humor, and non-Texans enjoy laughing along at the state’s larger-than-life culture, wild weather, and famous pride.

Big Texas Memes

In a time, not too long ago – Texas was the largest state. Some Texans seems to not understand that on January 3, 1959, President Eisenhower signs a proclamation admitting the territory of Alaska into the United States as the 49th and largest state. (source: history.com)

Map of Texas

Meme showing a map with Texas humorously labeled as the entire U.S. and everywhere else just 'not Texas,' with the bold statement 'Texas IS THAT BIG.'

How big is Texas? Texas is 268,596 square miles. How many people live in Texas? 25.1 million people live in Texas according to the 2010 U.S. Census.

Driving in Texas Memes

If you have ever driven on a Texas highway, you will totally understand these driving in Texas memes!

Driving Across Texas

Humorous Texas meme with a roadside sign reading 'YES! YOU ARE STILL IN TEXAS' next to text that says 'AFTER DRIVING FOR TWO STRAIGHT DAYS,' highlighting the state's massive size.

I-35 Memes

Interstate 35, or I-35 to us Texans is hell on Earth. This is the never ending road project from our friends at TX Dot. (TX DOT = Texas Department of Transportation) While us Texans may not agree on much, we can all agree that I35 is the worse!

Treat Yourself Like I-35

Californians Moving to Texas Memes

Over the last several years, 45,000 – 50,000 California residents have moved to Texas. (source: Rice University) That is a lot of migration and movement that some red members of our state are not too happy about.

Funny Texas meme with cartoon character sarcastically responding 'No, You Ain't' to Californians planning to move to Texas, capturing a playful state rivalry.

Telling People Oklahoma is Texas

Meme featuring a map of Texas with text humorously inviting Californians to the state, emphasizing Texan hospitality despite stereotypes.

Don’t California My Texas

Welcome to Texas Unless You’re From California

Meme featuring a Texas welcome sign with "Drive Friendly - The Texas Way" and a cheeky addition: "Unless You Are From California" poking fun at state rivalries.

Texas vs California Housing

Meme comparing housing prices: top shows an orange tent with text ' Million House in California,' bottom shows a luxurious house with text ' Million House in Texas.'

That’s even with the crazy Texas housing market – and it’s predicted TX house prices won’t be coming back down anytime soon.

Austin Texas Memes

Maybe we can just blame all of this now on the Californians moving to Austin, TX for creating chaos on our roads! (I kid, it’s always been crazy even before California arrived.)

A meme featuring a highway packed with cars during rush hour, captioned 'One does not simply drive into Austin during rush hour,' humorously highlighting Austin's traffic woes.

Austin Starter Pack

Austin, TX starter pack meme collage featuring iconic Texas symbols like an Interstate 35 sign, Lone Star beer, Austin Motel sign, tie-dye shirt, Tito's Vodka, and famed El Arroyo sign, humorously encapsulating the quirky spirit of Austin.

Texas Food Memes

Let’s talk about food here in Texas, y’all. Yes, everything is bigger in Texas, a lot of it could be because of how darn good our food is.

If you have visited Texas, you know the Texas food situation is legit. We do not mess around when it comes to calories. Chips, salsa and tacos followed by Whataburger, a steak and Texas BBQ. Let’s not forget Texas pecan pie and Bluebell ice cream for dessert!

Meme of the 'Texas Food Pyramid' featuring steak at the top, followed by chicken fried steak and Mexican food, BBQ and tacos in the middle, and pecan pie with Blue Bell ice cream at the base, humorously highlighting Texas culinary priorities.

You guys, eating healthy in Texas does not come easy!

Texas BBQ Memes

The Texas BBQ situation is real. So of course, Texas BBQ memes for those of you barbecue lovers.

Texas BBQ meme with a sizzling spread of smoked meats and the bold warning 'Don't Mess With Texas BBQ' front and center—because everything’s bigger and tastier in Texas!

Texas Sized Food Portions

Meme featuring a pile of delicious BBQ meats labeled 'Texas Version of a Mixed Salad' showcasing Texas humor with a carnivorous twist.

Texas BBQ is the Best

Meme comparing two superheroes, labeled 'Texas BBQ' and 'BBQ in the Other 49 States,' humorously implying Texas BBQ's superiority.

Texas Government

With all the good, comes the bad – and this is subjective when I say bad. The Texas laws be crazy, and for that we can thank our Texas government.

Humorous Texas meme featuring Chuck Norris captioned "And at that moment, Chuck Norris realized, Texas' Gov Abbot is for realz..." emphasizing a comedic moment of surprise and admiration.

While currently, Texas is a republican state – many believe it is due to gerrymandering district lines. Governor Abbott just signed off on the new political maps for the state House and Senate, congressional delegation and State Board of Education. (see Texas Tribune)

Texas Gun Law

Texas meme showing a handgun with the caption 'Meanwhile, in Texas... No training, no license or permit required!' humorously highlighting the gun culture in the state.

On September 1, Texas enacted new Texas gun laws enabling open carry and no need for a gun permit. (source: Houston Public Media.)

Bullet Dispensers

Texas meme featuring a gumball machine filled with bullets instead of candy, with the caption 'Meanwhile in Texas,' poking fun at Texan stereotypes.

Women’s Rights in Texas

Humorous Texas meme showing a protest sign with the handwritten message 'Hands off my reproductive rights' under the caption 'Meanwhile, in Texas...'

In regards to Women’s Rights here in Texas. Governor Abbott has banned all abortions after 6 weeks.

Virus Has More Reproductive Rights Than Women

Fix the Grid

Meme text on a blue background reads: 'The Texas power grid needs more than thoughts & prayers, Greg,' adding a humorous jab at infrastructural issues.

Texas Politicians

Greg Abbott Memes

There are a lot of unkind memes about Greg Abbott. As much sadness that his decisions are costing so many people – we go high when they go low.

Gaslighting Governor

Meme featuring a man holding a brightly colored drink with text joking about using his 'gaslighting' as a heating source in Texas.

Texas Icons

If you recognize the beaver logo from Buccees, IYKYK. There are a few places, such as Buccee’s that are Texas icons. These are the things that you will only find here in the great state of Texas.

Bucees Meme

If you aren’t familiar with Buc-ee’s, it’s a fancy gas station that started in Texas (and is slowly moving across the United States.) Bucee’s is known for their clean bathrooms. Seriously, they are super clean and there are at least 50 bathroom stalls.

Whataburger Meme

Texas Alamo Meme

State Fair of Texas

Every fall, the State Fair of Texas comes to Fair Park in downtown Dallas, TX. In 2012, the State Fair of Texas icon, Big Tex caught on fire. I know some don’t find it funny, but this big tex meme, y’all.

Dallas Cowboys Memes – never underestimate the Dallas Cowboys!

Texas Sucks Memes

These Texas Sucks memes are for the haters. While I love our state, if I was born and raised elsewhere – I can see why so many might hate Texas.

Humorous meme featuring a talk show host revealing results that humorously criticize Texas, with text 'The results are in... Texas still sucks!' across the image.

Anti Texas Meme

Meme of a smirking character with text: 'Oh so you think Texas sucks? You are totally right.' - a playfully sarcastic twist on Texas humor.

Sponge Bob Texas meme

Meme of Spongebob Squarepants turned into the shape of Texas, humorously asking, 'Guess what I am?'

Stupid Texas

Meme with SpongeBob dressed as Texas, asking Patrick "Hey Patrick, what am I now?" Patrick replies "Ugh...stupid?" to which SpongeBob exclaims "No! I'm Texas!" and Patrick quips "What's the difference?"

Yes, Sponge Bob and Patrick are calling Texas stupid. Read in The Sun how this Spongebob and Patrick Texas meme is trending.

As we mosey on down to the end of our Texas meme roundup, remember: laughter is the best kind of barbecue sauce – it makes everything better.

Meme of a laughing horse wearing pixelated sunglasses in front of a Texas flag, embodying that bold Texas humor with a side of 'Yeehaw' swagger.

Whether you’ve spent your day herding cattle, wrestling with the thermostat, or just trying to explain that Texas is indeed a state and not a country, these memes are here to add a sprinkle of joy to your day.

Can I share Texas memes with my friends?

Absolutely! Texas memes are made to be shared. Just be sure to credit the source if required and spread the laughs.

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