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20 Funny Festivus Memes and Quotes to Air Your Grievances


Celebrate Festivus Memes with the rest of us on December 23rd!

Bring on the Festivus memes and airing of grievances. I don’t know about you, but a day of airing all the dirt sounds pretty good to me. The Seinfeld Festivus episode aired back in 1997, making the 27th anniversary!

Festivus Memes & Quotes for the Rest of Us

The December 23 Seinfeld holiday that started as a joke is now an entire industry. Go figure, right? Let’s share all the funny Festivus memes and enjoy humor about this annual Seinfeld tradition of the airing of grievances.

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Of course we couldn’t let this mock holiday go by without sharing the best Festivus memes for you to share. Enjoy these funny memes about Festivus, airing of grievances, Seinfeld and more.

This Festivus meme says it well. The pole, the feast, the airing of grievances and the feats of strength. Confused? Keep reading.

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Started in the NBC TV Sitcom, Seinfeld – in episode 166, Festivus holiday was introduced as an alternative to participating in the pressures and commercialism of the Christmas season.

Seinfeld Festivus Episode

Let us explain about this silly joke holiday, all while sharing funny Festivus memes, quotes and facts.

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Wondering what Seinfeld episode is about Festivus? Tune into the 166th episode of Seinfeld, titled “The Strike.” “The Strike” or also known as the Seinfeld Festivus episode, originally aired on December 18, 1997. That’s right, Festivus holiday is 24 years old in 2021!

Happy Festivus Meme

Share the Happy Festivus meme with anyone who appreciates Seinfeld and this December 23rd holiday. This day is also known as Christmas eve eve.

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happy festivus meme
happy festivus for the rest of us meme
happy festivus for the rest of us meme

Festivus Pole

One of the central elements of the Festivus holiday and celebration is the aluminum pole which is named a Festivus pole.

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festivus pole meme

Why yes, this holiday pole does look like something you would find in a uhm, after hours men’s club – but no, it’s not that.

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trump festivus meme

The Festivus pole is to Festivus as the Christmas Tree is to Christmas. Want to buy a pole? According to Frank Costanza, the aluminum pole will need to have a very high strength-to-weight ratio.

Want to buy a Festivus pole on Amazon? Well one of these uhm dancing poles could serve the duty.

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happy festivus meme

Don’t decorate your Festivus pole. Decorations are distracting, so leave it plain and let people admire it’s aluminum nothingness.

Airing of Grievances

The highlight of the Festivus holiday comes during dinner when before eating, you air your grievances.

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air your grievances meme kramer

Festivus holiday allows you the opportunity to tell others how they have disappointed you in the past year.

airing of grievances meme happy festivus to all you except you people who air your grievances on social media daily
airing of grievances meme

Celebrate a modern day Festivus and air your grievances on social media, but for the love just do it on December 23. Some people seem to think EVERYDAY is Festivus on social media.

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Don’t take away the magic of this joke holiday. Save your grievances just for December 23rd please.

What to Eat – Festivus Dinner

So now that you have either told the people in your life how much they have disappointed you, or you have aired your grievances online – now to eat the Festivus dinner.

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frank costanza meme festivus meets the baileys

Yes, there is even a meal for this fake holiday. In the Seinfeld episode, The Strike – a Festivus dinner consisted of meatloaf on a bed of lettuce. Totally sounds appetizing, right? (that’s a nope from me.)

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At Christmas, we say Merry Christmas, or Happy Holidays. For Festivus, it’s Happy Festivus.

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Seinfeld Festivus Quotes

We are sharing our favorite Seinfeld Festivus quotes. The holiday’s tagline is “A Festivus for the rest of us” which is one of the many Festivus quotes that infamous Seinfeld episode brought us. Here are more Seinfeld Festivus quotes to recite.

George Constaza Festivus Quote

“Stop it. It’s nothing. It’s a stupid holiday my father invented. It doesn’t exist.”

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Frank Constanza Quote about Festivus

Frank Constanza made up the Festivus holiday. Leave it to him to have so great quotes about it.

Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way. The doll was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born. A Festivus for the rest of us. – Frank Costanza

seinfeld festivus quote Many Christmases ago I went to buy a doll for my son I reached for the last one they had but so did another man As I rained blows upon him I realized there had to be another way The doll was destroyed But out of that a new holiday was born A Festivus for the rest of us Frank Costanza

Before eating dinner, Frank proudly announces what is about to go down.

The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people, now you’re gonna hear about it.”

Frank Costanza

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In regards to decorating the Festivus pole…

I find the tinsel distracting.

Frank Costanza

The one and only Kramer announces, It’s a Festivus miracle.

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Star Wars Festivus Memes

Because if there are memes involved, why not make a Star Wars version. (See our favorite Star Wars memes.)

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Star Wars Festivus – Luke, stop your sobbing and fight your father!

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star wars festivus meme

From festivusweb.com – Darth Vader Festivus – It’s Festivus on the Death Star, but don’t air your grievances with Lord Vader. He will find your lack of faith disturbing.

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And yes, I know this isn’t Star Wars – but nothing makes a Star Wars fan more mad than mistaking Star Trek with Star Wars.

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Don’t miss our list of best Star Wars quotes.

Festivus Gifs

Enjoy these animated fun Festivus gifs.

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Happy Festivus – Frank Costanza explaining to Kramer about a new holiday being born. Festivus for the rest of us.

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Share the Festivus Memes

We hope you have enjoyed these funny Festivus memes. Feel free to share while you are airing your grievances on December 23. Just tag us on social or link back to this post.

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Don’t miss Digital Mom Blog’s entire series of funny memes!

Festivus Pole

I told you Festivus had gone commercial, right? Here are the Amazon Festivus finds for those who want to celebrate big.

The perfect December 23 decor for your desk or dining room table. How about a tiny Festivus pole? Available on Amazon

Festivus Q&A

Here are frequently asked questions. Let’s learn what is Festivus and all the details you need to know about December 23 holiday.

What is the Seinfeld Festivus episode?

Wondering what Seinfeld episode is about Festivus? Tune into the 166th episode of Seinfeld, titled “The Strike.” “The Strike” or also known as the Seinfeld Festivus episode, originally aired on December 18, 1997. That’s right, Festivus holiday is 25 years old in 2022!

What is Festivus?

The mock holiday of Festivus started on Seinfeld in 1997. Since then, each December 23rd the funny of the day is shared by fans.

When is Festivus Holiday?

Festivus is celebrated each year on December 23rd, or on Christmas Eve-Eve.

Festivus Memes is a part of the Digital Mom Blog series of Holiday memes

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