Not Today Satan memes are the internet’s sassiest way to say “no thanks” to bad vibes, petty drama, and whatever nonsense the devil’s trying to pull today.

Illustration of a figure with long hair and a halo boxing against a redskinned, horned creature, both wearing boxing gloves, with spectators in the background and the text 'not today satan memes' at the bottom.

If you’ve ever whispered “Not today, Satan” while side-eyeing a red flag, resisting a chaotic group text, or walking away from the snack aisle during a weak moment – congrats, you’re in the club.

Distracted boyfriend meme where the boyfriend is labeled 'Satan' with red devil horns, the girlfriend is labeled 'Me,' and the woman walking by is labeled 'My Day.'

Not Today Satan memes are the hilarious digital armor we use to spiritually side-step nonsense, block bad energy, and laugh through the chaos. They’re part humor, part holy intervention, and 100% relatable.

Top Not Today Satan Meme to Ward Off Evil

“Not Today, Satan” is one of my favorite quotes that I frequently mumble (especially on Mondays!) – so of course we had to meme it with our own Digital Mom twist.

A person squints and leans forward on a grassy area, wearing pink sunglasses and a light pink jacket. The image is overlaid with text saying, "I said 'inner peace,' not 'inner petty.' Back it up, Satan."

Satan trying to ruin your day, back it up devil.

A woman with an annoyed expression looks at her phone, with text above saying "WHEN THEY CALL INSTEAD OF TEXT" and text below saying "NOT TODAY SATAN."

When the phone call could have been a text, not today Satan.

Holy Throwdowns: Jesus vs. Satan Memes You Didn’t Know You Needed

From basketball crossovers to boxing ring brawls, these Not Today Satan memes show Jesus going toe-to-toe with the devil – and spoiler alert: the Savior does not miss. It’s the ultimate battle of good vs. evil, with a side of humor, sandals, and divine comebacks.

A muscular man with long hair and a cloth garment boxing against a redskinned demon with horns, both wearing boxing gloves in a ring, with text above saying 'NOPE' and below 'NOT TODAY SATAN'.

Jesus taking care of Satan in the boxing ring. See our entire Jesus meme collection for more holy humor.

Illustration of a man with a halo dribbling a basketball, facing a red devil with wings and horns. The image includes the text, "Not today, Satan. Jesus said: Thou shalt not get past me, bro."

Thou shalt not get passed me, bruh.

A person in white robes rides a green dinosaur while confronting a red, horned figure, with the text 'NOT TODAY SATAN' at the bottom.

Jesus taking care of Satan on a dinosaur.

Forget About it Satan – Nope, Not Today

When the devil tries to sneak in with chaos, drama, or temptation, sometimes you’ve just gotta shut it down with one holy eye-roll. These Not Today Satan memes say it loud and clear: Forget about it, Satan.

A person pointing forward with a slight smirk against a blue background, with the text "NOPE, NOT TODAY." in bold white letters at the bottom.

Nope. Not today, not tomorrow, not even on your best attempt.

A woman with a headscarf is shown in front of flames, with the text "Not today Satan" at the top and "Ain't nobody got time for that" at the bottom.

Ain’t nobody got time for you today, Satan. Move along.

A meme with a man grimacing, surrounded by the text "NOT TODAY SATAN" at the top and "NOPE NOT TODAY" at the bottom.

Not today, or any day – please.

A man with a thoughtful expression touches his temple with one finger, while text above and below reads "Satan won't win if you don't let him."

Satan won’t win if you don’t let him. Keep fighting against evil.

What Are Not Today Satan Memes?

These memes blend everyday struggles with the iconic phrase “Not today, Satan” and usually feature a sassy Jesus, a dramatic devil, and a whole lot of attitude.

Illustration of a smiling figure with long hair and a beard, making a peace sign with the hand, surrounded by pink and golden rays, floral designs, and the text "Not today, Satan."

It’s the internet’s way of mixing faith and funny because sometimes you just need divine comedic timing to get through the day.

Why These Memes Hit So Hard

They’re painfully relatable.
Whether it’s resisting temptation or just trying not to cuss someone out in traffic, we’ve all been there.
They offer holy humor.
You get to laugh and keep your soul intact. Double win.
They remind us who’s really in our corner.
And spoiler: he’s wearing sandals and throws a mean uppercut.

Use these Not Today Satan memes whenever your great day turns sour. Read about how these people started a job and quit within hours – now this is using the Not Today Satan quote with action.

Ready to Color Your Way Out of Temptation?

We turned this divine meme saga into something you can actually hold in your hands (and color in with flair).

A coloring sheet featuring a cartoon devil holding a pitchfork with the words "NOT TODAY SATAN" above and below the character. A box of Crayola crayons and an individual pink crayon are placed next to the sheet on a black background.

Grab our Not Today Satan coloring pages. and bring the battle to paper – with halos, horns, and holy knockouts. Perfect for relaxing, laughing, or avoiding your third scroll session of the day.

Closing Thought: The Devil’s Got Nothing on This Comeback

Look, life’s messy. Temptation is petty. And chaos never checks your calendar. But the good news? You’ve got a sense of humor, a Savior with knockout moves, and a funny meme stash that preaches louder than words.

Text on a textured background reads 'not today, SATAN.' in a typewriterstyle font.

So the next time things go sideways, light a candle, say a prayer, and remember:
Not today, Satan. Not this week. Not ever.

Spread the Word: Share the Memes, Block the Devil

If these memes made you laugh, nod in agreement, or yell “AMEN,” don’t keep the blessing to yourself, share them with your friends, family, coworkers or anyone else fighting the demons. Spread the holy humor and let the world know: Not today, Satan – not ever.