Not Today Satan Coloring Pages
When the day is just not going the way you want, our Not Today Satan coloring pages are the perfect way to take out some rage on paper.
One of my favorite sayings it “Not Today, Satan!” so when it came to creating a custom fun coloring page theme for today – I knew exactly what needed to happen. Cast away the devil, just in time for Easter (and Lent if that’s a thing you celebrate.)
Download Printable Not Today Satan Coloring Pages
These Not Today Satan coloring pages are for the moments when you need a little art therapy before you say something that lands you on a watch list.
Whether you’re coloring between meetings or hiding in the bathroom for “quiet time,” this is your passive-aggressive self-care in printable form. Click on the coloring sheet, download the PDF, print and color away!
Start your day with a have a great day meme and these fun Not Today Satan coloring pages to ward off any evil that may be tempted to head your way.
Don’t miss our self care coloring page collection, perfect for your next rage (or inspirational) coloring session.
Get Creative (or Unhinged) with Your Rage Coloring
Coloring is supposed to be relaxing, but who says it can’t also be a little… therapeutic rage release? Grab the most chaotic highlighters in your junk drawer. Outline each letter in red like it’s a warning sign. Doodle tiny flames in the margins. Add glitter glue if you want your fury to sparkle.
(If you are done with crayons, try markers – here are the alcohol based art markers that work great for rage coloring and such.)
You can even assign each color to a person who tested your patience this week – Debra from HR? Neon orange. Your neighbor who mows at 7 a.m.? Aggressive magenta. Let your passive-aggression blossom into art. Satan might not be showing up today, but your colored pencils definitely are.
Side note – if you have a Debra from HR, instead of giving her your Not Today Satan coloring page that you made in her honor – send her one of our HR memes for funsy.
Your Daily Coloring Page
Introducing: Color Outside of the Chaos – our daily(ish) coloring page series for people who want to feel productive but also don’t want to talk to anyone.
Every page is designed for grown-ups (and cool teens) who like their coloring books with a side of sarcasm, glitter pens, and deep emotional avoidance.
Share It Loud, Share It Proud
Finished your masterpiece? We want to see it! Snap a pic, post it on Instagram, Facebook, or TikTok, and tag us @digitalmomblog so we can shower you with praise (and maybe send virtual snacks).
Bonus points if you hang it on your fridge like it’s kindergarten all over again – except this time you know how to stay inside the lines… mostly. But our fun coloring pages come with no rules, you do you!
Wait, You Like Laughing Too?
We knew you had great taste. Once you’re done coloring, check out our funny meme collection that pair perfectly with your finished art. It’s like wine and cheese, but with more sass and fewer consequences.
