By: Posted on Published:
Post may contain affiliate links that help support Digital Mom Blog.
Today we are sharing funny flu memes, why? Because the flu ain’t funny but these memes are! I am a true believer in finding the LOL and humor in everything. Yes, even influenza.
Updating this for 2020, because hello flu season, you are back! Why is it that come January and February, the dreaded influenza virus makes it appearance. We don’t like you, go away.
In all seriousness though, the posts on Facebook and Instagram of sick kids and parents – it so isn’t funny. If I see another friend post that their kid (who goes to school with my kids!) is home early due to the influenza or strep – I think I may send my kids to school in a bubble.
Funny Flu Memes
Anyone who has had the flu, or has had to take care of a kid with the flu knows how awful it is. Stay well friends, and share these funny flu memes with anyone you know that has the flu!
Favorite place to find sick people? Ha! Just kidding, they are everywhere.
That face before you sneeze. LOOK AT THE LIGHT!
Lawd Jesus It’s the Flu – Ain’t Nobody Got TIme for That! – Funny Flu Memes
Hiccup near me. I dare you. I will mace you with lysol. This flu meme nails what every parent and teacher are thinking!
Influenza and Teacher Meme
The official teacher uniform during flu season, should totally be a hazmat suit! I don’t know how teachers can be around all of those sick kids! Another reason that teachers are superheroes!
If you want to help a teacher out, consider buying extra tissues, hand sanitizer and Lysol for her classroom!
Don’t miss our teachers be like memes.
Cold and Flu Season infographic showing how much time I spend sick, and how much sleep we got. Hint: not much.
If you have a cold or the flu, or have been exposed to anyone who has had in the last week – please don’t even hiccup near me. I may mace you with Lysol!
You guys, germs are everywhere. Good news, there are ways to combat them. And humor is how I am doing it, but hopefully with a side of a PSA to please for the love, wash your hands.
For every handshake, yes, there is a handwipe! Wash your hands people.
Technically you should welcome the germs – no thanks, Dwight.
Not today, Satan and not today, flu!
More Funny Influenza Memes
Again, the only thing funny about the flu are these influenza memes!
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you. I will make you ache, shake, and sweat until you moan and groan. I will make you beg me to stop! When I am finished you will be weak for days. Sincerely, the flu.
Oprah – don’t give the flu to everyone, please.
Kermit judging is the best. It’s flu season and come near him – he will mace you with Lysol and so will I!
Everyone with the flu be like!
You know what’s awesome about taking a sick kid to the doctor? Eve if your kid tests negative for the flu, he can still get it from the waiting room toys. TELL ME ABOUT IT!
Stomach Flu Memes
Because while the flu typically means influenza – the stomach flu – well it’s a flu as well. Enjoy these stomach flu memes because I can tell you now, if you have the stomach flu – you are NOT enjoying it.
Vomiting and diarrhea are not caused by the stomach flu. You are sick because you ate poo. Wash your hands and get well. (Please, wash your hands!)
One does not simply fart when you have the stomach flu. Shart, maybe but not fart.
Stomach Flu Season is here, it won’t be just a fart – watch out for those sharts!
Now Oprah is giving everyone the stomach flu.
This stomach flu meme is hilarious but way too accurate. You guys, the stomach flu diet is NOT fun.
Just recovered from a severe cold, gets the stomach flu 2 days later. SOML, people.
Taco Bell while having the stomach flu is not smart.
Fart over shart.
The kids having the stomach flu – lysol all the things and ban them to their rooms!
When you feel a fart coming on, let’s pray it’s not a shart.
Ban everyone and tell them to get away when the family has the stomach flu!
Man Flu Memes
If you have a man boyfriend, husband or partner – watch out for the man flu. Here are funny memes and about the man flu and man flu quotes.
Man Flu Memes because I mean, really – I love my man but the man flu is real and can be comical.
The man flu is real, yall.
Man Pills – ladies, send to your man. Don’t act like a nancy!
Blocked up nose = man flu.
Ear are plugged – excuse to not listen (but let’s not call any one a B, please.)
This man flu meme sums it up. When the husband has the sniffles but you’d think he is dying.
Love you men, but women – we just don’t appear to have the same symptoms when it comes to getting sick.
Ladies, prepare yourself for the upcoming man flu season.
Mom Flu Memes
As a mom, I can totally relate the these mom flu memes. Us moms give all the love and support, but when mom gets the flu – help a mom out, people!
Alright, so we laughed with man flu memes, mom flu is real too – and no one cares about that either (sadly.)
Sorry fam, love you but you need me.
Don’t miss our funny mom memes!
Bird Flu Memes
Yes, bird flu is not influenza either – but alas maybe you need a little bird flu meme chuckle.
If I get the bird flu, should I eat chicken soup or will that make it worse?
Gets a pet parrot, gets bird flu next day.
Woman Flu Memes
If I am going to laugh at man flu memes, I might as well laugh at woman flu memes. Equal rights, isn’t that right y’all?
Flu Sucks – Period Sucks More
Labor Pain for a Woman – Almost As Bad as a Man’s Fever
The Flu Sucks
I think one thing we can all agree on is that the flu sucks. It really does! Stay well people, use Lysol, Thieves, wash your hands and keep away from anyone with the flu! (And all the moms roll their eyes to trying to stay away from anyone with the flu!)
If you need more laughs, check out our complete list of funny memes!
On Keto or low carb and feel like you have the flu? Learn about the KETO flu – while it’s not the regular flu, it can feel like it.