Flu Memes – The Only Thing Funny About the Flu

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Today we are sharing funny flu memes, why? Because the flu ain’t funny but these memes are! I am a true believer in finding the LOL and humor in everything. Yes, even the flu. 

In all seriousness though, y’all – it’s FLU SEASON. How do you know? Facebook and Instagram. If I see another friend post that their kid (who goes to school with my kids!) is home early due to the flu or strep – I think I might just send lysol and thieves to school with my kid. 

Funny Flu Memes

Anyone who has had the flu, or has had to take care of a kid with the flu knows how awful it is. Stay well friends, and share these funny flu memes with anyone you know that has the flu! 

The unofficial teacher uniform for flu season - funny flu meme
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The official teacher uniform during flu season, should totally be a hazmat suit! I don’t know how teachers can be around all of those sick kids! Another reason that teachers are superheroes!

 

Sick People Everywhere Meme
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Favorite place to find sick people? Ha! Just kidding, they are everywhere.

Funny Flu Memes - That face you make before you sneeze - I feel it!
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That face before you sneeze. LOOK AT THE LIGHT! 

Lawd Jesus It's the Flu - Ain't Nobody Got TIme for That! - Funny Flu Memes
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Lawd Jesus It’s the Flu – Ain’t Nobody Got TIme for That! – Funny Flu Memes

It's flu season if you even hiccup near me. I will mace you with Lysol sick meme
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It’s flu season if you even hiccup near me. I will mace you with Lysol! And I won’t feel bad about it, either!

Funny Cold and Flu Season infographic
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Cold and Flu Season infographic

For every handshake, yes, there is a handwipe! germ meme
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For every handshake, yes, there is a handwipe! 

Technically you should welcome the germs they strengthen your immune system Dwight office memes
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Technically you should welcome the germs – no thanks, Dwight.

not today flu! hazmat suit for flu
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Not today, Satan and not today, flu!

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you. I will make you ache, shake, and sweat until you moan and groan. I will make you beg me to stop! When I am finished you will be weak for days. Sincerely, the flu.
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I shall take you to bed and have my way with you. I will make you ache, shake, and sweat until you moan and groan. I will make you beg me to stop! When I am finished you will be weak for days. Sincerely, the flu.

Oprah flu meme - you get the flu everyone gets the flu
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Oprah – don’t give the flu to everyone, please.

Kermit Meme Flu Season
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Kermit judging is the best. It’s flu season and come near him – he will mace you with Lysol and so will I!

cave left nostril right nostril funny flu image
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Everyone with the flu be like!

parenting meme - You know what's awesome about taking a sick kid to the doctor? Eve if your kid tests negative for the flu, he can still get it from the waiting room toys.
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You know what’s awesome about taking a sick kid to the doctor? Eve if your kid tests negative for the flu, he can still get it from the waiting room toys. TELL ME ABOUT IT! 

Stomach Flu Memes

Because while the flu typically means influenza – the stomach flu – well it’s a flu as well. Enjoy these stomach flu memes because I can tell you now, if you have the stomach flu – you are NOT enjoying it. 

Vomiting and diarrhea are not caused by the stomach flu they are caused by poo - stomach flu meme
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Vomiting and diarrhea are not caused by the stomach flu. You are sick because you ate poo. Wash your hands and get well. (Please, wash your hands!)

One does not simply fart when you have the stomach flu.
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One does not simply fart when you have the stomach flu. Shart, maybe but not fart.

Stomach Flu Season is here, it won't be just a fart - watch out for those sharts! south park meme
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Stomach Flu Season is here, it won’t be just a fart – watch out for those sharts!

oprah meme - you get the stomach flu you get the stomach flu - everyone gets the stomach flu
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Now Oprah is giving everyone the stomach flu. 

Never underestimate the power of the stomach flu. It could be the start to a great diet.
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This stomach flu meme is hilarious but way too accurate. You guys, the stomach flu diet is NOT fun. 

Just recovered from a severe cold, gets the stomach flu 2 days later
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Just recovered from a severe cold, gets the stomach flu 2 days later. SOML, people.

Austin Powers Stomach Flu Meme - Taco Bell While Having the Stomach Flu
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Taco Bell while having the stomach flu is not smart. 

that feeling you have when you can fart instead of shitting your pants
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Fart over shart. 

The Kids have the stomach flu and you think you aren't going to get it? Parenting meme
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The kids having the stomach flu – lysol all the things and ban them to their rooms!

When you feel a fart coming on
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When you feel a fart coming on, let’s pray it’s not a shart. 

when everyone in the family has the stomach flu - except you. funny kid meme
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Ban everyone and tell them to get away when the family has the stomach flu!

gatorade-flu-meme
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Man Flu Meme Pics

Man Flu Memes because I mean, really – I love my man but the man flu is real and can be comical. 

wishing you a speedy recovery from the man flu
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The man flu is real, yall. 

 

 

man pills for the man flu
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Man Pills – ladies, send to your man. Don’t act like a nancy!

Blocked up nose = man flu. 

man-flu-meme-dying
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Ear are plugged – excuse to not listen (but let’s not call any one a B, please.)

Can I bring you anything? - Funny Husband Meme
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This man flu meme sums it up. When the husband has the sniffles but you’d think he is dying. 

 

catch-man-flu
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Mom Flu Memes

As a mom, I can totally relate the these mom flu memes. Us moms give all the love and support, but when mom gets the flu – help a mom out, people!

mom flu meme - mom flu like the regular flu except no one takes care of her and no one gives a crap
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Alright, so we laughed with man flu memes, mom flu is real too – and no one cares about that either (sadly.)

 

flu mom memes
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Sorry fam, love you but you need me.

 

Bird Flu Memes

Yes, bird flu is not influenza either – but alas maybe you need a little bird flu meme chuckle. 

bird-flu-meme
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parrot-bird-flu-meme
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austin-powers-bird-flu-meme
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Woman Flu Memes

If I am going to laugh at man flu memes, I might as well laugh at woman flu memes. Equal rights, isn’t that right y’all? 

Flu Sucks – Period Sucks More

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Labor Pain for a Woman – Almost As Bad as a Man’s Fever

during labor the pain is so great that a woman can almost imagine what a man feels like when he has a fever - funny mom flu meme
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The Flu Sucks

I think one thing we can all agree on is that the flu sucks. It really does! Stay well people, use Lysol, Thieves, wash your hands and keep away from anyone with the flu! (And all the moms roll their eyes to trying to stay away from anyone with the flu!)

Random – learn about the KETO flu – while it’s not the regular flu, but if you are starting the KETO diet – it’s something you need to know about!

You guys know how much I love funny memes, right? If you love you some memes, here are some other posts that you may enjoy:

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