Flu Memes – The Only Thing Funny About the Flu are Influenza Memes

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Today we are sharing funny flu memes, why? Because the flu ain’t funny but these memes are! I am a true believer in finding the LOL and humor in everything. Yes, even influenza.

Updating this for 2020, because hello flu season, you are back! Why is it that come January and February, the dreaded influenza virus makes it appearance. We don’t like you, go away.

In all seriousness though, the posts on Facebook and Instagram of sick kids and parents – it so isn’t funny. If I see another friend post that their kid (who goes to school with my kids!) is home early due to the influenza or strep – I think I may send my kids to school in a bubble.

Funny Flu Memes

Anyone who has had the flu, or has had to take care of a kid with the flu knows how awful it is. Stay well friends, and share these funny flu memes with anyone you know that has the flu!

Sick People Everywhere Meme

Favorite place to find sick people? Ha! Just kidding, they are everywhere.

Funny Flu Memes - That face you make before you sneeze - I feel it!

That face before you sneeze. LOOK AT THE LIGHT!

Lawd Jesus It's the Flu - Ain't Nobody Got TIme for That! - Funny Flu Memes

Lawd Jesus It’s the Flu – Ain’t Nobody Got TIme for That! – Funny Flu Memes

It's flu season if you even hiccup near me. I will mace you with Lysol sick memeHiccup near me. I dare you.

Influenza and Teacher Meme

The unofficial teacher uniform for flu season - funny flu meme

The official teacher uniform during flu season, should totally be a hazmat suit! I don’t know how teachers can be around all of those sick kids! Another reason that teachers are superheroes!

If you want to help a teacher out, consider buying extra tissues, hand sanitizer and Lysol for her classroom!

Cold Memes

Funny Cold and Flu Season infographic

Cold and Flu Season infographic showing how much time I spend sick, and how much sleep we got. Hint: not much.

If you have a cold or the flu, or have been exposed to anyone who has had in the last week – please don’t even hiccup near me. I may mace you with Lysol!

Germ Memes

You guys, germs are everywhere. Good news, there are ways to combat them. And humor is how I am doing it, but hopefully with a side of a PSA to please for the love, wash your hands.

For every handshake, yes, there is a handwipe! germ meme

For every handshake, yes, there is a handwipe!  Wash your hands people.

Technically you should welcome the germs they strengthen your immune system Dwight office memes

Technically you should welcome the germs – no thanks, Dwight.

not today flu! hazmat suit for flu

Not today, Satan and not today, flu!

More Funny Influenza Memes

Again, the only thing funny about the flu are these influenza memes!

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you. I will make you ache, shake, and sweat until you moan and groan. I will make you beg me to stop! When I am finished you will be weak for days. Sincerely, the flu.

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you. I will make you ache, shake, and sweat until you moan and groan. I will make you beg me to stop! When I am finished you will be weak for days. Sincerely, the flu.

Oprah flu meme - you get the flu everyone gets the flu

Oprah – don’t give the flu to everyone, please.

Kermit Meme Flu Season

Kermit judging is the best. It’s flu season and come near him – he will mace you with Lysol and so will I!

cave left nostril right nostril funny flu image

Everyone with the flu be like!

parenting meme - You know what's awesome about taking a sick kid to the doctor? Eve if your kid tests negative for the flu, he can still get it from the waiting room toys.

You know what’s awesome about taking a sick kid to the doctor? Eve if your kid tests negative for the flu, he can still get it from the waiting room toys. TELL ME ABOUT IT!

Stomach Flu Memes

Because while the flu typically means influenza – the stomach flu – well it’s a flu as well. Enjoy these stomach flu memes because I can tell you now, if you have the stomach flu – you are NOT enjoying it.

Vomiting and diarrhea are not caused by the stomach flu they are caused by poo - stomach flu meme

Vomiting and diarrhea are not caused by the stomach flu. You are sick because you ate poo. Wash your hands and get well. (Please, wash your hands!)

One does not simply fart when you have the stomach flu.

One does not simply fart when you have the stomach flu. Shart, maybe but not fart.

Stomach Flu Season is here, it won't be just a fart - watch out for those sharts! south park meme

Stomach Flu Season is here, it won’t be just a fart – watch out for those sharts!

oprah meme - you get the stomach flu you get the stomach flu - everyone gets the stomach flu

Now Oprah is giving everyone the stomach flu.

Never underestimate the power of the stomach flu. It could be the start to a great diet.

This stomach flu meme is hilarious but way too accurate. You guys, the stomach flu diet is NOT fun.

Just recovered from a severe cold, gets the stomach flu 2 days later

Just recovered from a severe cold, gets the stomach flu 2 days later. SOML, people.

Austin Powers Stomach Flu Meme - Taco Bell While Having the Stomach Flu

Taco Bell while having the stomach flu is not smart.

that feeling you have when you can fart instead of shitting your pants

Fart over shart.

The Kids have the stomach flu and you think you aren't going to get it? Parenting meme

The kids having the stomach flu – lysol all the things and ban them to their rooms!

When you feel a fart coming on

When you feel a fart coming on, let’s pray it’s not a shart.

when everyone in the family has the stomach flu - except you. funny kid meme

Ban everyone and tell them to get away when the family has the stomach flu!

gatorade-flu-meme

Man Flu Meme Pics

Man Flu Memes because I mean, really – I love my man but the man flu is real and can be comical.

wishing you a speedy recovery from the man flu

The man flu is real, yall.

man pills for the man flu

Man Pills – ladies, send to your man. Don’t act like a nancy!

Blocked up nose = man flu.

man-flu-meme-dying

Ear are plugged – excuse to not listen (but let’s not call any one a B, please.)Can I bring you anything? - Funny Husband Meme

This man flu meme sums it up. When the husband has the sniffles but you’d think he is dying.

catch-man-flu

Love you men, but women – we just don’t appear to have the same symptoms when it comes to getting sick.

man-flu-coming-

Ladies, prepare yourself for the upcoming man flu season.

Mom Flu Memes

As a mom, I can totally relate the these mom flu memes. Us moms give all the love and support, but when mom gets the flu – help a mom out, people!

mom flu meme - mom flu like the regular flu except no one takes care of her and no one gives a crap

Alright, so we laughed with man flu memes, mom flu is real too – and no one cares about that either (sadly.)

have the flu as a mom shows you how well your family would survive without you. they wouldn't. - mom with flu meme

Sorry fam, love you but you need me.

Bird Flu Memes

Yes, bird flu is not influenza either – but alas maybe you need a little bird flu meme chuckle.

If I get the bird flu should I eat chicken soup or will it make it worse - dinosaur meme

If I get the bird flu, should I eat chicken soup or will that make it worse?

parrot-bird-flu-meme

Gets a pet parrot, gets bird flu next day.

Dr Evil Bird Flu Meme

Woman Flu Memes

If I am going to laugh at man flu memes, I might as well laugh at woman flu memes. Equal rights, isn’t that right y’all?

Flu Sucks – Period Sucks More

woman-flu-memes

Labor Pain for a Woman – Almost As Bad as a Man’s Fever

during labor the pain is so great that a woman can almost imagine what a man feels like when he has a fever - funny mom flu meme

The Flu Sucks

I think one thing we can all agree on is that the flu sucks. It really does! Stay well people, use Lysol, Thieves, wash your hands and keep away from anyone with the flu! (And all the moms roll their eyes to trying to stay away from anyone with the flu!)

Random – learn about the KETO flu – while it’s not the regular flu, but if you are starting the KETO diet – it’s something you need to know about!

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