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50 Hilarious Barbie Memes that Nail Everyday Struggles

We are sharing funny Barbie memes and also if you have ever wondered what a real life Barbie would look like, you are in for a treat. Let’s give the low down and history of this infamous toy doll and also laugh at some memes about Barbie.

Have you ever wondered if Barbie was real – what she would be like? *sigh* I have a total love – hate relationship with Barbie. Let’s look at these interesting Barbie facts and funny Barbie memes. Facts and funny sounds like a win to me.

barbie memes

This post was originally written in 2013, but has since been updated. At the time my daughter was 10 years old and Barbies were her thing, then. Fast forward to today, Barbie memes are her thing – so bringing this post full circle with not only the funny images, but stats and facts about Barbie as well.

Relatable Barbie Memes

barbie life in the dreamhouse is great until the mortgage is due

Yes, Barbie has a little known sister named Skipper.

if you ever feel unimportant and unseen remember that barbie had a sister named skipper
barbie meme funny

All of us who spent our childhood playing with dolls can now relate to this funny messy Barbie meme.

messy hair dont care
barbie meme messy hair

Barbie’s full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts. Barbie was named after Ruth Handler’s daughter, Barbara, and Ken after her son, Kenneth. And is from the fictional town of Willows, Wisconsin.

barbie class reunion meme
barbie class reunion meme

Barbie Movie

We are here for the Barbie movie memes! It’s a hilarious movie that both my husband and I LOVED.

barbie movie meme funny  get in loser we're going to watch the barbie movie

Starring Margot Robbie as Barbie and Ryan Gosling as Ken, this movie is both a love and a hate, depending on who is watching it. It’s interesting the perception and opinions people have with their Barbie movie reviews.

me and my friends when someone asks if the
barbie movie is feminist
feminist barbie movie meme

Like these Barbie movie memes – the show is tongue and cheek. If you are expecting to see the Barbie that you grew up with, don’t. The Barbie Movie is all about women finding who they are. It proves that women are equals, despite the real world being made for a man. Barbieland is a fictional world where Barbie rules.

barbie movie meme
barbie movie meme

Barbie Movie Woke

From the humor of TechnicallyRon on Twitter, these woke barbie memes were created from the 1 star reviews of Barbie movie reviews. He put them on Barbie movie posters to make the film seem “cooler than ever.”

woke barbie movie meme
woke barbie movie meme

Barbie Movie Bratz

While I am not here to provide Barbie Movie spoilers, I found this out before hand and it made the film that much better. Who knew there would be a Barbie movie Bratz synergy? I spy Sasha Bratz!

barbie movie bratz meme when barbie meets bratz
barbie movie bratz meme

Take note of when Barbie meets the group of girls and their names. That’s right! It’s Barbie meets Bratz. Mattel hit it out of the park with this one.

Weird Barbie

For the girls who played with Barbie but cut her hair, drew on her or maybe even made Barbie clothes.

weird barbie is my favorite barbie
weird barbie meme

Kate McKinnon plays weird Barbie and knocks if out of the park.

Barbie Movie Allan

Michael Cera’s lovable funny character the Allan doll was the perfect addition to the Barbie Movie. In a world of Barbies and Kens, be an Allan.

barbie movie allan meme: in a world of barbies and kens be an allan doll
barbie movie allan meme

Barbenheimer

During the the opening weekend, the Barbie Movie made $155 million, topping Oppenheimer. Jokes about Barbenheimer have gone internet viral with both blockbuster movies hitting the theaters during the same weekend.

barbenheimer meme
barbenheimer meme

Barbie’s Boyfriend Ken

One of our favorite celebrity memes, Ryan Gosling is playing Ken. While some say they don’t like how Ken is being treated, this movie is not about Ken!

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barbie ken meme

Sure he plays a big role in the Barbie Movie, it’s about Barbie discovering herself and what she wants for her life without being stuck with her boyfriend Ken.

You Are Kenough

The Kenough meme is from one of the Barbie Movie final scenes. Ken finds his worth.

kenough meme
kenough meme

Of course, you can now by a Kenough shirt on Amazon.

When your man dresses himself. Ken in his fur and cat eye glasses is just a no.

ken meme barbie movie
ken meme barbie movie

Kendom

Get your man cave a set of Kendom saloon doors.

kendom meme
kendom meme

Halloween Ken

The absolute worst guy you know will be dressed like Barbie Movie Ken for Halloween.

halloween ken meme
halloween ken meme

Mojo Dojo Casa House

Sorry, the Barbie Dream House has now been renovated by Ken. Here’s an IRL Mojo Dojo Casa House.

Mojo Dojo Casa House meme
Mojo Dojo Casa House meme

My friend over at Subversive Cross Stitch has this amazing Mojo Dojo Casa House cross stitch pattern that you have to check out.

mojo dojo casa house meme funny
mojo dojo casa house meme funny

Barbie Clothes

Who else dreamed of having a Barbie dream house? Let’s not forget about all the Barbie clothes!

barbie clothes meme me coming out of the fitting room in clothes i can't afford
barbie clothes meme

Barbie Birthday

How old is Barbie? Did you know that Barbie is 62 years old in 2021. Barbie’s birthday is March 9, 1959. In just a few years, she can retire though some people think she should have quit years ago.

birthday barbie meme may your birthday be as perfect and unrealistic as barbie
birthday barbie meme

Don’t miss our birthday memes.

Party Barbie

These funny Barbie memes are not for kids.

looks like barbie but smokes like marley
funny barbie meme

Who remembers the 1997 hit song by AQUA, I’m a Barbie Girl. Watch it on YouTube if you want to relive the “come on Barbie, let’s go party” fun.

come. on barbie lets go party they say

How come it’s never, how are you Barbie? It’s always, come on Barbie let’s go party.

lets go party barbie meme how come it's always come on barbie lets go party and never how are you, barbie?

The night did not end well.

funny barbie meme
funny barbie meme

Barbie fits the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate. Keep reading to get Barbie’s measurements. All that said, Barbie you cannot be drinking that much – especially when you are that thin.

party barbie meme
party barbie meme

If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.

Fat Barbie

While the world is finally turning a corner to understanding that not everyone has to look the same, let’s flip the narrative on this iconic dolls looks with this fat barbie meme.

skinny fat fit or over weight love you for you
fat barbie meme

A few years back, this carbie Barbie meme dropped and all the laughs because the iconic doll wasn’t rail thin.

she's pretty, selfconfident, loves tacos and does't care what you have to say about her appearance more carbie less barbie
carbie barbie meme

Sure, name her Carbie – ain’t nothing wrong with carbs y’all.

carbie barbie meme
barbie meme

Barbie Doll

Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”

What if Barbie was a real person?

What if Barbie was a real person? I swore if I had a daughter that she wouldn’t play with her. Barbie represent everything that I loathe about beauty.

looking for the perfect girl go buy a barbie doll
barbie doll meme

The idea that someone has to be tall, blonde, thin with big bs slays me. Why would I let my daughter play with such a toy?

no filter old barbie meme
no filter barbie meme

And then I had a daughter – an EXTREMELY girly daughter at that. I remember the first Barbie doll she received when she was 2. It was actually a Disney Princess doll the size of a Barbie.

beautiful meme
beautiful meme

Okay, that’s fine, it will pass. And then she turned 3 and it was if that was the default birthday gift for the next 7 years of her life.

barbie eyes meme

If Barbie Was a Real Person

Recently the internet has dissected the plastic doll and figured out exactly how fake Barbie really is. Check out these details if Barbie were actually a real person.

if barbie was a real person
if barbie was a real person

Real Life Barbie Dimensions

Ever wonder what scale is Barbie? Like how tall is she, how much does Barbie weigh if she was a real woman.

Let’s take a look and pretend that the Barbie doll is an actual woman, If she was real, here are her stats:

barbie stats
  • Barbie would be 5’9″ tall
  • She would have a 39″ bust, an 18″ waist, 33″ hips and a size 3 shoe.
  • Barbie would weigh 110 lbs and her BMI would be 16.24.

Barbie Doll Without Makeup

Ever wonder what a Barbie doll without makeup looks like. Oh, B you look so refreshing.

photo of 2 barbie dolls. 1 without makeup 1 barbie with makeup
Barbie Meme – What Barbie would look like without makeup. via Jezebel

If you are into makeup – check out these makeup memes.

How to Remove Barbie Makeup

Did you know you can remove Barbie makeup with nail polish remover? Make sure to be careful with the fumes and to keep away from children.

Barbie and Ken

Barbie and Ken have been together since 1961.

barbie and ken faking their relationship since 1961
barbie and ken meme

As with any relationship, the fake wears off and reality creeps in. This funny Barbie meme shows it best.

longterm relationship barbie
barbie ken meme

This article on the real life stats of the Barbie doll were first published on Digital Mom Blog back in April 2013. Fast forward – good news, Barbie is evolving.

barbie mom meme
barbie mom meme

More Barbie Humor

Coming in with more funny Barbie memes, let’s share some that are relatable to life.

The target market for Barbie doll sales is young girls ages 3-12 years of age. Got a toddler, then these toddler memes will totally be relatable.

fake barbie meme

A girl usually has her first Barbie by age 3, and collects a total of seven dolls during her childhood – or 94 if you were my child.

facebook barbie meme
facebook barbie meme – hate meta then check out quitting facebook memes

Over a billion dollars worth of Barbie dolls and accessories were sold in 1993, making this doll big business and one of the top 10 toys sold.

when my eyeliner is on point my life is on point

That moment when you meet someone and think “did we just become best friends?”

did we just become best friends

If I ever go missing, make sure to use my selfie with the most likes. It always slays me when the worse possible photo is used – take it yes, I know it needs to look like the person. With all the filters and the apps like Facetune App who knows what people look like in real life.

if i ever go missing make sure to use my self with the most likes

That constant stare, you know she is judging you.

silently judging you

Hot mess express barbie is the mom meme we can identify with.

finally a barbie i can identify with hot mess express barbie
messy barbie meme

Speaking of moms, for anyone who has kids that love the cartoon Barbie movies – you’ll totally get this bibble Barbie meme. Bibble From Barbie Fairytopia: we were introduced to the Bibble character who is Elina’s pet puffball and sidekick.

nighty night dizzle poo
bibble barbie meme

Toddler moms be like. Don’t miss our funny toddler memes!

being a toddler mom be like
raquelle barbie meme

When life gets hard, we go shopping.

when life gets hard we go shopping

A funny Shrimp on the Barbie meme because who doesn’t love a good pun.

shrimp on the barbie iykyk (if you know you know)

Why yes, most Barbies still are pretty – thankfully Mattel has woken up to the reality that we aren’t all white, blonde, skinny Bs. (see what i did there)

Facts & Funny Barbie Memes is a part of the Digital Mom Blog Funny Memes series

laura

Wednesday 1st of May 2013

Thank you for posting this. Too bad more guys wont read it to full realize the idea in their mind of what the perfect women looks like is far from a healthy reality.

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