We are sharing funny Barbie memes and also if you have ever wondered what a real life Barbie would look like, you are in for a treat. Let’s give the low down and history of this infamous toy doll and also laugh at some memes about Barbie.
Have you ever wondered if Barbie was real – what she would be like? *sigh* I have a total love – hate relationship with Barbie. Let’s look at these interesting Barbie facts and funny Barbie memes. Facts and funny sounds like a win to me.
This post was originally written in 2013, but has since been updated. At the time my daughter was 10 years old and Barbies were her thing, then. Fast forward to today, Barbie memes are her thing – so bringing this post full circle with not only the funny images, but stats and facts about Barbie as well.
Relatable Barbie Memes
Yes, Barbie has a little known sister named Skipper.
All of us who spent our childhood playing with dolls can now relate to this funny messy Barbie meme.
Barbie’s full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts. Barbie was named after Ruth Handler’s daughter, Barbara, and Ken after her son, Kenneth. And is from the fictional town of Willows, Wisconsin.
Barbie Movie
We are here for the Barbie movie memes! It’s a hilarious movie that both my husband and I LOVED.
Starring Margot Robbie as Barbie and Ryan Gosling as Ken, this movie is both a love and a hate, depending on who is watching it. It’s interesting the perception and opinions people have with their Barbie movie reviews.
Like these Barbie movie memes – the show is tongue and cheek. If you are expecting to see the Barbie that you grew up with, don’t. The Barbie Movie is all about women finding who they are. It proves that women are equals, despite the real world being made for a man. Barbieland is a fictional world where Barbie rules.
Barbie Movie Woke
From the humor of TechnicallyRon on Twitter, these woke barbie memes were created from the 1 star reviews of Barbie movie reviews. He put them on Barbie movie posters to make the film seem “cooler than ever.”
Barbie Movie Bratz
While I am not here to provide Barbie Movie spoilers, I found this out before hand and it made the film that much better. Who knew there would be a Barbie movie Bratz synergy? I spy Sasha Bratz!
Take note of when Barbie meets the group of girls and their names. That’s right! It’s Barbie meets Bratz. Mattel hit it out of the park with this one.
Weird Barbie
For the girls who played with Barbie but cut her hair, drew on her or maybe even made Barbie clothes.
Kate McKinnon plays weird Barbie and knocks if out of the park.
Barbie Movie Allan
Michael Cera’s lovable funny character the Allan doll was the perfect addition to the Barbie Movie. In a world of Barbies and Kens, be an Allan.
Barbenheimer
During the the opening weekend, the Barbie Movie made $155 million, topping Oppenheimer. Jokes about Barbenheimer have gone internet viral with both blockbuster movies hitting the theaters during the same weekend.
Barbie’s Boyfriend Ken
One of our favorite celebrity memes, Ryan Gosling is playing Ken. While some say they don’t like how Ken is being treated, this movie is not about Ken!
Sure he plays a big role in the Barbie Movie, it’s about Barbie discovering herself and what she wants for her life without being stuck with her boyfriend Ken.
You Are Kenough
The Kenough meme is from one of the Barbie Movie final scenes. Ken finds his worth.
Of course, you can now by a Kenough shirt on Amazon.
When your man dresses himself. Ken in his fur and cat eye glasses is just a no.
Kendom
Get your man cave a set of Kendom saloon doors.
Halloween Ken
The absolute worst guy you know will be dressed like Barbie Movie Ken for Halloween.
Mojo Dojo Casa House
Sorry, the Barbie Dream House has now been renovated by Ken. Here’s an IRL Mojo Dojo Casa House.
My friend over at Subversive Cross Stitch has this amazing Mojo Dojo Casa House cross stitch pattern that you have to check out.
Barbie Clothes
Who else dreamed of having a Barbie dream house? Let’s not forget about all the Barbie clothes!
Barbie Birthday
How old is Barbie? Did you know that Barbie is 62 years old in 2021. Barbie’s birthday is March 9, 1959. In just a few years, she can retire though some people think she should have quit years ago.
Don’t miss our birthday memes.
Party Barbie
These funny Barbie memes are not for kids.
Who remembers the 1997 hit song by AQUA, I’m a Barbie Girl. Watch it on YouTube if you want to relive the “come on Barbie, let’s go party” fun.
How come it’s never, how are you Barbie? It’s always, come on Barbie let’s go party.
The night did not end well.
Barbie fits the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate. Keep reading to get Barbie’s measurements. All that said, Barbie you cannot be drinking that much – especially when you are that thin.
If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.
Fat Barbie
While the world is finally turning a corner to understanding that not everyone has to look the same, let’s flip the narrative on this iconic dolls looks with this fat barbie meme.
A few years back, this carbie Barbie meme dropped and all the laughs because the iconic doll wasn’t rail thin.
Sure, name her Carbie – ain’t nothing wrong with carbs y’all.
Barbie Doll
Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”
What if Barbie was a real person? I swore if I had a daughter that she wouldn’t play with her. Barbie represent everything that I loathe about beauty.
The idea that someone has to be tall, blonde, thin with big bs slays me. Why would I let my daughter play with such a toy?
And then I had a daughter – an EXTREMELY girly daughter at that. I remember the first Barbie doll she received when she was 2. It was actually a Disney Princess doll the size of a Barbie.
Okay, that’s fine, it will pass. And then she turned 3 and it was if that was the default birthday gift for the next 7 years of her life.
If Barbie Was a Real Person
Recently the internet has dissected the plastic doll and figured out exactly how fake Barbie really is. Check out these details if Barbie were actually a real person.
Real Life Barbie Dimensions
Ever wonder what scale is Barbie? Like how tall is she, how much does Barbie weigh if she was a real woman.
Let’s take a look and pretend that the Barbie doll is an actual woman, If she was real, here are her stats:
- Barbie would be 5’9″ tall
- She would have a 39″ bust, an 18″ waist, 33″ hips and a size 3 shoe.
- Barbie would weigh 110 lbs and her BMI would be 16.24.
Barbie Doll Without Makeup
Ever wonder what a Barbie doll without makeup looks like. Oh, B you look so refreshing.
If you are into makeup – check out these makeup memes.
How to Remove Barbie Makeup
Did you know you can remove Barbie makeup with nail polish remover? Make sure to be careful with the fumes and to keep away from children.
Barbie and Ken
Barbie and Ken have been together since 1961.
As with any relationship, the fake wears off and reality creeps in. This funny Barbie meme shows it best.
This article on the real life stats of the Barbie doll were first published on Digital Mom Blog back in April 2013. Fast forward – good news, Barbie is evolving.
More Barbie Humor
Coming in with more funny Barbie memes, let’s share some that are relatable to life.
The target market for Barbie doll sales is young girls ages 3-12 years of age. Got a toddler, then these toddler memes will totally be relatable.
A girl usually has her first Barbie by age 3, and collects a total of seven dolls during her childhood – or 94 if you were my child.
Over a billion dollars worth of Barbie dolls and accessories were sold in 1993, making this doll big business and one of the top 10 toys sold.
That moment when you meet someone and think “did we just become best friends?”
If I ever go missing, make sure to use my selfie with the most likes. It always slays me when the worse possible photo is used – take it yes, I know it needs to look like the person. With all the filters and the apps like Facetune App who knows what people look like in real life.
That constant stare, you know she is judging you.
Hot mess express barbie is the mom meme we can identify with.
Speaking of moms, for anyone who has kids that love the cartoon Barbie movies – you’ll totally get this bibble Barbie meme. Bibble From Barbie Fairytopia: we were introduced to the Bibble character who is Elina’s pet puffball and sidekick.
Toddler moms be like. Don’t miss our funny toddler memes!
When life gets hard, we go shopping.
A funny Shrimp on the Barbie meme because who doesn’t love a good pun.
Why yes, most Barbies still are pretty – thankfully Mattel has woken up to the reality that we aren’t all white, blonde, skinny Bs. (see what i did there)
Facts & Funny Barbie Memes is a part of the Digital Mom Blog Funny Memes series
laura
Wednesday 1st of May 2013
Thank you for posting this. Too bad more guys wont read it to full realize the idea in their mind of what the perfect women looks like is far from a healthy reality.