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Funny Barbie Memes and Fascinating Facts About Barbie 2021

We are sharing funny Barbie memes and also if you have ever wondered what a real life Barbie would look like, you are in for a treat. Let’s give the low down and history of this infamous toy doll and also laugh at some memes about Barbie.

This post was originally written in 2013. At the time my daughter was 10 years old and Barbies were her thing, then. Fast forward to 2021, memes are her thing – so bringing this post full circle with stats and facts about Barbie. Oh, and we can’t forget the funny Barbie Memes!

Funny Barbie Memes and Facts About the Toy Doll

Have you ever wondered if Barbie was real – what she would be like? *sigh* I have a total love – hate relationship with Barbie. Let’s look at these interesting Barbie facts and funny Barbie memes. Facts and funny sounds like a win to me.

barbie memes
funny barbie memes

Barbie’s full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts. Barbie was named after Ruth Handler’s daughter, Barbara, and Ken after her son, Kenneth. And is from the fictional town of Willows, Wisconsin.

barbie class reunion meme
barbie class reunion meme

There are two Barbie dolls sold every second in the world. Since there is 86400 seconds in a day, that’s 172,800 Barbies sold a day.

carbie barbie meme
carbie barbie meme – don’t miss our clean christmas memes or thanksgiving memes

How old is Barbie? Did you know that Barbie is 62 years old in 2021. Barbie’s birthday is March 9, 1959. In just a few years, she can retire though some people think she should have quit years ago.

birthday barbie meme
birthday barbie meme – check out all of our birthday memes

The target market for Barbie doll sales is young girls ages 3-12 years of age. Got a toddler, then these toddler memes will totally be relatable.

fake barbie meme

A girl usually has her first Barbie by age 3, and collects a total of seven dolls during her childhood – or 94 if you were my child.

facebook barbie meme
facebook barbie meme – hate meta then check out quitting facebook memes

Over a billion dollars worth of Barbie dolls and accessories were sold in 1993, making this doll big business and one of the top 10 toys sold.

funny barbie meme

Barbie fits the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate. Keep reading to get Barbie’s measurements.

long term relationship barbie meme
long term relationship barbie meme – aka barbie on a toilet

If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.

party barbie meme
party barbie meme

Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”

What if Barbie was a real person?
barbie meme – if barbie was real.

What if Barbie was a real person?I swore if I had a daughter that she wouldn’t play with her. Barbie represent everything that I loathe about beauty. The idea that someone has to be tall, blonde, thin with big boobs slays me. Why would I let my daughter play with such a toy?

no filter old barbie meme
no filter barbie meme

And then I had a daughter – an EXTREMELY girly daughter at that. I remember the first Barbie doll she received when she was 2. It was actually a Disney Princess doll the size of a Barbie.

Okay, that’s fine, it will pass. And then she turned 3 and it was if that was the default birthday gift for the next 7 years of her life.

barbie eyes meme

If Barbie Was Real

Recently the internet has dissected the plastic doll and figured out exactly how fake Barbie really is. Check out these details if Barbie were actually a real person.

Girl standing next to a barbie with human dimensions
Real life Barbie photo would look like.

Real Life Barbie Dimensions

Ever wonder what scale is Barbie? Like how tall is she, how much does Barbie weigh if she was a real woman.

Let’s take a look and pretend that the Barbie doll is an actual woman, If she was real, here are her stats:

barbie stats
  • Barbie would be 5’9″ tall
  • She would have a 39″ bust, an 18″ waist, 33″ hips and a size 3 shoe.
  • Barbie would weigh 110 lbs and her BMI would be 16.24.
barbie doll infographic
Barbie doll stats by rehabs.com

Barbie Doll Without Makeup

Ever wonder what a Barbie doll without makeup looks like. Oh, B you look so refreshing.

photo of 2 barbie dolls. 1 without makeup 1 barbie with make-up
Barbie Meme – What Barbie would look like without makeup. via Jezebel

If you are into makeup – check out these makeup memes.

Barbie 2021

This article on the real life stats of the Barbie doll were first published on Digital Mom Blog back in April 2013. Fast forward, we are now in 2021 and good news, Barbie is evolving.

barbie mom meme
barbie mom meme – check out these funny mom memes for more mama humor

Why yes, most Barbies still are pretty – thankfully Mattel has woken up to the reality that we aren’t all white, blonde, skinny Bs. (see what i did there)


Facts & Funny Barbie Memes is a part of the Digital Mom Blog Funny Memes series