Texas winter memes because y’all, this state’s winter be crazy!

A humorous Texas meme showing an eyerolling emoji with the text, 'This Texas weather's trying to be all pretty and sweet, like it didn't just try to kill us a day ago.', capturing the unpredictable nature of Texas climate.

Laugh so you don’t cry because us Texans are cold and we can’t drive in this weather and are praying that our electric grid holds up so that we can have power. While it maybe 80 degrees here in January, Texas winter weather be crazy.

Best Memes Explaining Texas Winters

In our on-going series of Funny Texas memes, we are laughing about our winters. As you prepare for the Texas winter storm, we’re here to entertain you with some humor.

Meme featuring a character from a popular TV show dressed in fur, humorously warning Texas to prepare for winter, poking fun at mild Texas winters.

Enjoy these hilariously funny Texas winter memes, all about life in the Lone Star state when the weather changes to cold.

Meme about winter likening it to a mad girlfriend who storms out, then returns to scream more, emphasizing winter's unpredictability with humor.

Now here we are with threats of the coldest air since February 2021 (source: WFAA.) Let’s hope we can get through it this time with electricity!

Meme of Texas with state flag, joking about wild weather: 'Betcha can't go from 1 to 70 degrees in one week,' with Texas replying, 'Hold my beer.'

Below zero temperatures, extreme cold weather, kids home from school ALL WEEK, rolling power outages, no electricity, power grid failure, that’s what it was like in the Texas winter 2021.

Meme of a grumpy cat with text saying 'Texas Winter Storm? Go Away,' humorously expressing disdain for cold weather in Texas.

If you have had to deal with a frozen swimming pool, friends from the north laughing at you, frozen pipes or bursted pipes, sledding, snowmen, melting snow for water because you have no water, or a love for hilarious Texas winter snow memes – we’ve got you.

Don’t miss all of our winter memes!

Hilarious Memes About Texas Snow

Enjoy these funny Texas snow memes. While it doesn’t snow every year in Texas, when it does – you are sure to hear about it.

Texas meme showing a tiny patch of snow on grass with text: 'People in Texas be like... It snowed a centimeter, let's go build a snowman!' capturing the humor of Texans reacting to snow.

If there is an idle threat of any significant Texas winter weather, chances are things will start shutting down.

Texas meme with a snowy path barely dusted in white, captioned 'Less than an inch of snow, Texas cities shut down', humorously highlighting how a tiny snow flurry can cause a big Texan meltdown.

Our local meteorologist (shout out to Pete Delkus) is great but when it comes to snow here in the lone star states – the forecast is hit or miss. These last few years, we’ve seen more snow than we have in a while.

Texas meme with a snowy forest background and text that says, 'On a positive note... I haven't seen a mosquito', humorously highlighting Texas's heat and mosquito woes.

This funny Texas snow meme is for all of those who didn’t grow up here and laugh at all of us who aren’t use to severe winter weather.

Meme showing a relaxed Kermit the Frog sipping tea with the caption, 'Texas shuts down with an inch of snow, but that's none of my business,' humorously commenting on Texas's reaction to mild winter weather.

Don’t miss all of our funny snow memes!

Meme of a snowman 'eating' a child with a caption that reads, 'HOW TO KEEP KIDS OUT OF YOUR YARD,' showcasing snow humor and creativity in winter lawns.

When we say that Texans don’t know how to do winter, we are serious. These Texas snow memes are exactly the crazy I saw on my Facebook feed over the last week.

Texas meme humor about locals not owning snow clothes, instead braving snow in mismatched pajamas and hoodies.

Texas Cold Front

When it gets cold here, the state pretty much shuts down.

A humorous meme showing a map of the United States with Texas labeled 'CLOSED,' featuring the text 'Texas is closed until next weekend.'

Our Texas public school is given 2 bad weather days of year. If we use it, chances are that the ground is lightly dusted with snow like this.

Meme with a snowy scene and the text 'People in Texas be like: better not chance it, time to cancel school,' humorously highlighting Texas's reaction to minimal snow.

Texas Temperature in Winter Be Like

Here’s the thing about Texas and it’s temperatures. We will just tell you in this Texas temperature meme.

Meme of the Texas map with text comparing unpredictable Texas weather to random Powerball numbers, hinting humorously at extreme and erratic temperature changes.

I don’t think people talk enough about Texas temperatures and how bi-polar this state is!

Texas meme with text saying, 'People brag about their sports cars but what states can go from ZERO to 60 in one day faster than Texas?' highlighting the state's dramatic weather changes.

By nature, my attitude tries to find the good in bad situations. So Texas winter memes for laughter and good news – we haven’t seen any mosquitos… yet.

Texas Winter Bingo

Play a game of Texas Winter Bingo with me. Will Greg Abbott tell us the power grid is just fine? The kids going outside with shorts on in freezing temperatures, cover it on the Bingo card!

Hopefully a Texas power grid failure isn’t on your 2024 Bingo card!

Texas Chili

Another Texas Winter tradition, is making chili. Don’t miss our chili memes.

Share this Texas chili meme with anyone you know who is making it when the weather turns cold.

No Electricity Memes

Cold weather happens, but when it is below zero and you have no electricity – we are talking a whole new game. These no electricity memes are almost too soon for those of us who were hit with this!

Texas meme with a humorous text saying, 'The stars at night are big and bright' followed by clapping emojis and 'because there are no lights in TEXAS,' against a blue starry background.

We went outside at night, and the Texas night sky was BRIGHT with stars – sadly because there were no lights. And it was freezing.

Meme highlighting Texas's power grid issues, featuring a dark map of Texas on a glowing U.S. map, with the cheeky message about sending a thank you card to Governor Greg Abbott. — A texas electricity meme, power grid don’t fail us now!

Don’t miss our cold weather memes.

Life with No Power

We are use to our nice HOT weather with a few sprinkles of cold days. We are not made to live without electricity.

Texas meme featuring a TV host with a caption: 'Everyone sharing the picture saying they can live in a cabin with no internet for a month; 2 days without power determined that was a lie!' highlighting the struggle of dealing with power outages.

No power, how desperate were you to get your hands on a power generator?

Texas meme of a bride labeled 'Me' holding hands with an elderly man labeled 'Anyone with a generator, at this point,' highlighting humor about power outages.

This photo of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory’s grandpa and grandparents in the living room, huddled together to stay warm was the reality of Texans with no power.

Texas Power Grid Memes

Over 4 million Texans were hit with electric issues due to the Texas power grid failing.

Meme showing a Texas power grid tower with a giant red 'Repair Required' tag sarcastically noting the state's ongoing power grid issues and the governor's lack of action, with dates stretching humorously from 2021 to 2024.

It was discovered that the ERCOT power grid was minutes from complete failure. If that happened, Texans could have been without electricity for months.

Meme showing a map of the U.S. highlighting Texas in red for power outages with bold text saying 'Texas is #1 at everything, including blackouts.' It's both a geography lesson and a power outage punchline! — #1 state – including in blackouts!

Dallas Cowboys Let Us Down

We are a tough bunch, just look at our football team and these Dallas Cowboys memes.

Meme titled 'Things That Let Texans Down' featuring an officiallooking gentleman, a power line, and the Dallas Cowboys football team expressing humorous Texasthemed frustrations.

Like our electric, ERCOT and our TX government – the Dallas Cowboys let us down as well. Too soon? Probably.

Rolling Blackouts

If you have never experienced rolling blackouts, consider yourself lucky. These were surprise power blackouts. You had no idea when your electricity would quit.

Making food is spot on with this rolling blackouts meme! Cooking seriously was like playing Chopped in real life!

No Water

Another fun (not fun) thing that had to be included in our Texas winter memes 2021 collection is No Water Memes!

3 days without a shower sucks. When there are 6 of you that haven’t showered in 3 days it sucks and it is smelly!

Plumbers in Texas no what’s up. From frozen pipes to all kinds of water repairs, send this funny Texas winter meme to your plumber with payment.

plumber meme funny — Plumbers make bank during the Texas winter.

Plumbers and electricians will be doing just great with the power outages, water pipe issues and so on.

frozen pipes texas — Frozen pipes meme: water thru the ceiling is never good.

This frozen water pipe photo is crazy, but this type of water pipe burst in Texas was totally normal. Having lived thru this for un-weather related house issues, I can tell empathize with anyone who has had a water leak. Frozen pipes, busted pipes and no water is not fun – especially when you have no electric!

Going to Whataburger Memes

You can freeze Texas roads, cut off our electricity and water and deliver below zero temperatures. Texas will still find a way to get to Whataburger!

Meme depicting a rugged man wearing a fur coat with the text 'Texans Be Like... I am headed to Whataburger, do you want anything?,' humorously highlighting the Texas affinity for Whataburger even in extreme conditions.

These Whataburger memes are so Texan! We have friends who waited over 2 hours to get their snowed in Whataburger fix.

Meme of a Whataburger sign illuminated at night with the caption 'Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there,' humorously likening the fastfood chain's sign to a patriotic symbol in Texas.

The line was wrapped around the street. Texans love their Whataburgers!

Winter Coat Meme

Our kids’ warmest clothes are their flannel pajamas from Christmas. So what did our TX kids wear to play in the snow? Yep.

We layered up with multiple hoodies because our kids outgrew their winter jackets 2 years ago! And yes, our boys wear short year round.

Snowman with a Gun

Of course, even the Texas snowmen have guns.

Meme of a snowman in Texas wearing a cowboy hat and holding a rifle, showing unexpected winter weather with a Southern twist.

How Texans Play in the Snow

While people in cold climates own sleds so that they can play in the snow, Texans do it different. Sure, some do DIY sleds.

Humorous meme about Texans' reaction to snow, listing options of apocalyptic panic or tying things to a vehicle, with a shrugging emoji.

But why don’t worry about a DIY sled when you can just pull a couch with a truck! From trucks pulling kids with a rope on the roads to golf carts towing kids in buckets – snow play in Texas is crazy.

Meme of two people sitting on a couch being humorously towed across a snowy landscape by a truck, captioned with the realization of having a couch, a truck, and some snow.

Margarita Recipe

When we see the words ice and salt, here in TX we think MARGARITAS.

Don’t miss our margarita memes.

Winter in Texas Meme

Texas weather memes because in TX, our average temperatures in February are a high of 61 and a low of 41 degrees. While yes, I complain in the summer – I’d rather deal with that than winter in Texas.

Humorous winter meme about preferring Texas summer hazards over Texas winter weather, featuring witty text highlighting sunburn, mosquito bites, and flip flop adventures with a snake.

Bring on those hot weather memes because it’s cold, y’all.

Texas Winter Weather Memes

Bi-polar is probably the best way to describe Texas weather in general. These Texas winter weather memes are not joking. Seriously, y’all with a Tuesday, February 16, 2021 wind chill of -16 degrees – it was hell naw degrees outside.

Funny cold weather meme with text 'it's HELL NAW degrees outside,' humorously expressing extreme reluctance to go out in the freezing temperatures.

But like all things here in the Lone Star state, things are bi-polar here. Will it rain, or will it snow? I live in Texas so I do not know. This Dr Seuss Texas weather meme nails it.

Meme with a cartoon cat wearing a red bow tie asks, 'Will it rain? Will it snow?' and humorously concludes, 'I live in Texas, so I do not know!' — *Don’t miss these Dr Seuss quotes for kids!*

Relax Texas, you know that it will be 80 again before we know it.

Texas meme showing a police officer humorously arresting a character dressed as Elsa, with text saying, 'Relax Texas, we got her. It will be in the 80's again by Monday.'

North Vs South Weather

We heard it all week long from the people up north who experience snow and cold temperatures for weeks on end. So these Texas winter memes are replies to all of those northerners hating on the south!

I’m done with the 7 day free trial on living in Alaska. Alaska maybe the largest state, but Texas is the greatest state (as long as it doesn’t have Alaska weather!)