What do you get the person who has everything? Well, I have the answer for that: a SELFIE TOASTER.
That’s right people, this toaster will take your selfie and put it on a piece of toast. Pair this lovely gift with a loaf of bread and maybe some honey butter, BOOM – Christmas gift magic.
Selfie Toaster
I’m totally not kidding. The selfie toaster is TOTALLY a THING and looking thru my Instagram of all the selfies, I can think of a few people who just love this, and a few more people who I would love to burn their face with this.
Here’s the full details of this extra special toaster:
The Selfie Toaster. The Selfie Toaster brings a fun twist to your toaster. This toaster comes with the ability to customize the appearance of your toast with a Selfie or Custom image! It does this with a redeemable Code and instructions on how to create your custom insert for your toaster at a later date! The Vermont Novelty Toaster Company will create and mail your custom insert within ten days of receiving a good photograph. This is the perfect gift for the person who has everything. Let your friends and family decide which photo they want on toast with the unique Selfie Toaster! The 3.75″ x 3.50″ insert is crafted in Vermont from stainless steel to ensure a long lifespan. Features a “starter” plate for added anticipation and toast art practice.
I am hoping the 2.0 version has an app that I can just upload pics to and it “burns” the image on the toast.
Please tell me you remember all the buzz of the Virgin Mary appearing on toast back in the day. Now Fred and Friends sells a Virgin Mary Toast Stamper.
People, i’m telling you the internet is full of wonderfulness.
Happy gift shopping!
ellen beck
Sunday 29th of November 2015
That just slays me, I mean it reallly really does. Say if you bought one of theese and you were doing something for a birthday, or wedding or some such thing maybe. Or if you hated your ex and wanted to burn him daily for breaakfast errr OK. I swear some people are sslfie nuts. I dont take my picture for diddley. No kidding I ahve been online since 99 and you might see a picture off my cat or dog but rarely me. This truy is a odd thing. I kind of like it.