If you’re ready for some spooky laughs, these Halloween candy memes perfectly capture the sweet (and sometimes sour) chaos of trick-or-treat season!
Whether you’re raiding your kids’ trick-or-treat bags, mom tax! or handing out treats at the door, there’s a certain universal truth about Halloween candy: it brings out both the best and the worst in us.
We are bringing in the love of the spooky holiday and sugar with these Halloween candy memes.
From the fun-size frustrations to the tooth-rotting temptations, these memes are a tasty way to laugh through your Halloween sugar rush!
Don’t miss our huge collection of Halloween memes, for laughs for the entire spooky season!
Drugs in Halloween Candy
When you don’t find drugs in your kids’ halloween candy like their grandparents warned you about.
Candy Corn Controversy
While some love it, others despise it: the great candy corn debate.
Meme Caption: People who like candy corn are the same people that ate crayons at school
Meme Caption: Candy corn is the best Halloween candy.
Sugar and Carbs on Halloween
All of those Halloween candy calories can be painful, therefore we made a meme with those who over-indulge in mind.
Meme Caption: Carbs don’t count on Halloween.
Reeses Candy is the Best
Favorite Halloween sweet? Reese’s of course.
Meme Caption: How do I eat my Reese’s? Consecutively until my stomach hurt.
Buying Candy for Halloween
Want to save money on Halloween candy? This hilarious Tweet from Simon Holland nails it. Just head over to Aldi for discount candy to hand out Twicks, Skattles and 4 Musketeers. Inflation is real, y’all!
Meme Caption: My wife said we would save money on Halloween candy if we bought it at Adi so I guess we’re handing out Twicks, Skattes, and 4 Musketeers.
Be the talk of the Trick or Treaters by becoming “that house.”
Meme Caption: How to become “that” house on Halloween night, full size candy bars, of course!
Halloween Candy Tax: When Parents Eat All the Candy
Ah, the good ol’ “Parent Candy Tax.” After all, someone has to check the candy for “safety” purposes, right? These funny Halloween candy memes are for the parents who wait all year for that moment when they get first dibs on their kids’ trick-or-treat haul.
If you haven’t seen Jimmy Kimmel’s annual series where parents tell kids they ate their Halloween candy, you are missing out.
Meme caption: My kids when they find out I ate all of their Halloween candy.
What better way to introduce your children to the pains of paying taxes then making them deal with the Halloween candy tax.
20% of candy in exchange for the cost and efforts to get them ready for the trick or treating sounds more than fair!
Eating Too Much Candy
With a buffet of candy, it’s so hard to not over-indulge!
Meme caption: When you’ve eaten too much Halloween candy and now your stomach is making you pay.
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If you’re ready for some spooky laughs, these Halloween candy memes perfectly capture the sweet (and sometimes sour) chaos of trick-or-treat season!
From fun-size frustrations to the great candy corn debate, these memes are just too relatable not to send to a friend. Share these hilarious memes with everyone who needs a good chuckle this Halloween!
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