Top 25 Funny Christianese Words Used By Christians
Christianese and Church Words – religious terminology that churches use. From words used by the modern church and some funny christian cuss word alternatives, let’s look at the Christianese culture.
Christianese
Christianese is the language that the church speaks. My family has been actively attending church for the last 20 years. I was raised Catholic, took several years off from the “church scene” and then started attending various non-denominational churches.
Even though it’s been 20 years – you guys, I’ll never forget trying to understand Christianese!
How’s Your Heart
I’m Blessed
Testimony
Secular
Saved
Unspokens
Relevant
In the World Not of It
Small Group
He Brought It
Purpose Driven
Seeker Service
Teaching the Word
Non-Denom
Fellowshipping
Elevate
Witness
Wrestling With It
Intentional
Pursuing
Holding Accountable
Believer
Echo
Being Released from It
Watered Down
This video by Tripp and Tyler sums it all up. And even more funny things that Christian Say.
50 Christian Cuss Word Alternatives
Following the top Christianese words used, what about cursing?
A good Christian shall not curse. Instead, here are 50 Christian cuss word alternatives for your amusement.
Crappola
Holy Moly
Holy Stinking Moly
Turd
Fiddle Faddle
Horse Patooey
Shut the Front Door
Cripes
Good Gravy
Great Googly Googly
H E Double Hockey Sticks
Son of a Bacon Bit
Son of a Motherless Goat
For Heaven Sake
For Crying Out Loud
For Pete’s Sake
Heavens to Betsy
Fart Knocker
Jeepers
Jeez Louise
Pat Sajack
Bob Saget
What the Bob Barker
Booty
Shut Your Pie Hole
Kiss My Grits
Gosh
What the What
Darn
What the Devil
Wing Nugget
Dad-gummit
Dog Gone It
Suck Eggs
Shucks
Gadzooks
Holy Guacamole
Horse Feathers
Good Grief
Great Ceasars Ghost
BLEEP
Son of Biscuit Eater
CRUD
Crud Muffin
Gee Wilkers
Mylanta
Bull Snot
Booger Snot
Mother Francis
Judas Priest
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Happy PI day! We are on day 8 of Lent and of course, we are celebrating with PIE! (Make sure to check out our post on Pi Day Memes!)
One of our favorite local pie shops is Buttermilk Sky Pie Shop. To celebrate pi day, we picked up an assortment of pies for dessert.
410 Pie (pecan/chocolate chip), buttermilk pie, peanut butter pie, apple pie and chocolate pie minis – you really just can’t go wrong!
Be blessed, give grace and be kind.
