Christianese and Church Words – religious terminology that churches use.
From words used by the modern church and some funny christian cuss word alternatives, let’s look at the Christianese culture.
Christianese is the language that the church speaks. My family has been actively attending church for the last 20 years. I was raised Catholic, took several years off from the “church scene” and then started attending various non-denominational churches.
Even though it’s been 20 years – you guys, I’ll never forget trying to understand Christianese!
How’s Your Heart
In the World Not of It
He Brought It
Teaching the Word
Wrestling With It
Being Released from It
This video by Tripp and Tyler sums it all up. And even more funny things that Christian Say.
50 Christian Cuss Word Alternatives
Following the top Christianese words used, what about cursing?
A good Christian shall not curse. Instead, here are 50 Christian cuss word alternatives for your amusement.
Holy Stinking Moly
Shut the Front Door
Great Googly Googly
H E Double Hockey Sticks
Son of a Bacon Bit
Son of a Motherless Goat
For Heaven Sake
For Crying Out Loud
For Pete’s Sake
Heavens to Betsy
What the Bob Barker
Shut Your Pie Hole
Kiss My Grits
What the What
What the Devil
Dog Gone It
Great Ceasars Ghost
Son of Biscuit Eater
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410 Pie (pecan/chocolate chip), buttermilk pie, peanut butter pie, apple pie and chocolate pie minis – you really just can’t go wrong!
See you tomorrow on day 9 of Lent.
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Be blessed, give grace and be kind.