Top 25 Funny Christianese Words Used By Christians

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Christianese and Church Words – religious terminology that churches use.

From words used by the modern church and some funny christian cuss word alternatives, let’s look at the Christianese culture.

Christianese

Christianese is the language that the church speaks. My family has been actively attending church for the last 20 years. I was raised Catholic, took several years off from the “church scene” and then started attending various non-denominational churches.

christianese words
Hilarious Christianese words

Even though it’s been 20 years – you guys, I’ll never forget trying to understand Christianese!

How’s Your Heart

I’m Blessed

Testimony

Secular

Saved

Unspokens

Relevant

In the World Not of It

Small Group

He Brought It

Purpose Driven

Seeker Service

Teaching the Word

Non-Denom

Fellowshipping

Elevate

Witness

Wrestling With It

Intentional

Pursuing

Holding Accountable

Believer

Echo

Being Released from It

Watered Down

This video by Tripp and Tyler sums it all up. And even more funny things that Christian Say.

50 Christian Cuss Word Alternatives

Following the top Christianese words used, what about cursing?

christian curse words
christian curse words

A good Christian shall not curse. Instead, here are 50 Christian cuss word alternatives for your amusement. 

Crappola

Holy Moly

Holy Stinking Moly

Turd

Fiddle Faddle

Horse Patooey

Shut the Front Door

Cripes

Good Gravy

Great Googly Googly

H E Double Hockey Sticks

Son of a Bacon Bit

Son of a Motherless Goat

For Heaven Sake

For Crying Out Loud

For Pete’s Sake

Heavens to Betsy

Fart Knocker

Jeepers

Jeez Louise

Pat Sajack

Bob Saget

What the Bob Barker

Booty

Shut Your Pie Hole

Kiss My Grits

Gosh

What the What

Darn

What the Devil

Wing Nugget

Dad-gummit

Dog Gone It

Suck Eggs

Shucks

Gadzooks

Holy Guacamole

Horse Feathers

Good Grief

Great Ceasars Ghost

BLEEP

Son of Biscuit Eater

CRUD 

Crud Muffin

Gee Wilkers

Mylanta

Bull Snot

Booger Snot

Mother Francis

Judas Priest

Don’t miss our Jesus memes.

i love jesus but i cuss a little

Happy PI day! We are on day 8 of Lent and of course, we are celebrating with PIE! (Make sure to check out our post on Pi Day Memes!)

One of our favorite local pie shops is Buttermilk Sky Pie Shop. To celebrate pi day, *you did see our pi day memes – right?* we picked up an assortment of pies for dessert.

collection of pies to celebrate pi day

410 Pie (pecan/chocolate chip), buttermilk pie, peanut butter pie, apple pie and chocolate pie minis –  you really just can’t go wrong!

See you tomorrow on day 9 of Lent.

Want to read more on Life, Faith and Lent -> Lent Experiment <- if you want to read all the things.

Be blessed, give grace and be kind.

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