White Lotus Coloring Pages
Welcome to the most absurdly relaxing thing you’ll do today – diving headfirst into White Lotus coloring pages, where murder, meltdowns, and Mediterranean vacations all meet the magic of markers.
If you like me are hooked on season 3 of Max’s hit series, The White Lotus – these coloring sheets are for you!
Whether you’re a diehard Tanya fan, a Victoria Ratcliff apologist, or just here for the quotes that shouldn’t be funny but absolutely are, we’ve got the printable chaos your coloring book didn’t know it needed.
Download These Printable White Lotus Coloring Pages
This isn’t your kid’s coloring book. This is The White Lotus, in all its awkward glory, now in black-and-white outlines, ready for your Crayolas
Kate Bohr Coloring Page
The girlboss spiritual influencer you love to judge. Bring her tan to life (yes, that’s a challenge), or just enjoy giving her aura some color therapy.
Victoria Ratcliff Coloring Page
Parker Posey as Victoria Ratcliff is basically a human eye-roll. Give her an over-priced handbag and a fully shaded emotional breakdown. Bonus points if you yell “Piper, noOoOoOoo!” while doing it.
Tanya McQuoid Coloring Page
The one. The legend. The drama. Tanya’s page is your chance to color a woman whose emotional range includes everything from wine-drenched to weaponized brunch. Her life ended too soon on The White Lotus season 2!
Coloring Pages of Funny White Lotus Quotes
We couldn’t do a White Lotus printable set without including iconic lines that live rent-free in our brains:
“You look like you just got pushed out of a birth canal.” – Laurie, Season 3
“This is so on-brand for you, to be a victim of your own decisions.” – Chelsea, probably to herself
“Death is the last immersive experience I haven’t tried.” – The White Lotus, Season 2 – Tanya, being Tanya
“Please stop talking.” – Rick, speaking for all of us sometimes
“Piper, Noooo!” – Victoria Ratcliff in The White Lotus season 3
These quote pages are perfect for fridge decor, passive-aggressive office notes, or just mood-setting wall art for your next vacation (which hopefully doesn’t end in a body bag).
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White Lotus Coloring Page
A snarky, fan-made coloring book inspired by The White Lotus, featuring 10 printable pages of iconic characters and the most unhinged quotes from the show. Get 10 (yes, 2 more bonus White Lotus coloring pages) when you download the White Lotus Coloring Book, inspired by the hit show.
Why You Need White Lotus Coloring Pages in Your Life
Coloring is relaxing. 🖍️ So is watching rich people implode on vacation. Put them together? You’ve got a wellness activity Tanya McQuoid herself would call “the last immersive experience I haven’t tried.”
These pages are for the emotionally unstable, the aesthetically inclined, and anyone who’s ever said “please stop talking” to a coworker and meant it.
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How to Use These Printable White Lotus Coloring Pages
- Therapy session add-on? Probably not recommended, but try it.
- Girls’ night wine + shade night? YES.
- White Lotus watch party activity? Highly encouraged.
- Airplane entertainment? If you’re flying to Thailand, it’s practically a rite of passage.
Print them out, color your feelings, and maybe learn something about the fragility of the human condition along the way. Or just make Tanya’s dress hot pink and call it a day.
More Fun Coloring Pages Headed Your Way
Be sure to check back daily for even more hilariously relatable and slightly unhinged fun coloring pages from Digital Mom Blog!
We’re always adding fresh downloads inspired by your favorite shows, viral moments, and pop culture chaos.
And if you love a good laugh (or just need a break from pretending to be productive), don’t miss our funny memes page – your ultimate destination for humor and snark.
For the Love of Drama and Crayons
The White Lotus coloring page collection isn’t just for fans. It’s for people who get that life is messy, confusing, hilarious, and sometimes involves being passive-aggressively insulted over dinner.
So go ahead. Color your way through the chaos. Just don’t forget to pack your emotional baggage – it’s part of the experience.
