The market is down and so is everyone’s mood. Let’s break it down - with jokes. Enjoy this lighthearted look at the market meltdown!
It’s basically a tax to make importing stuff more dramatic. Think of it as international side-eye with paperwork.
It’s like charging your neighbor to borrow your lawnmower... and then they egg your house in revenge.
The market hates surprises. Tariffs are the jump scare of global finance.
“Stay calm,” they whisper, while simultaneously panic buying antacids and doomscrolling charts.
You opened your app. It opened your stress response. Let’s never speak of this again.
While stocks drop, the memes are flying off the charts. Comedy is now a coping mechanism.
Tariffs may mess with the economy, but your sense of humor is recession-proof.