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15+ Laughable Ted Cruz Memes – So Sad That They Are Funny

Ted Cruz Cancun memes – Cancun Cruz as they call him. He is the Texas Senator who left his state (my state, too!) while Texas was in crisis. Let this crazy not be forgotten if he decides to run again in 2022.

If you Googled “When is Ted Cruz up for re-election?” You will learn Cruz is next up for reelection in 2024 and serves until Jan 3, 2025. In other words, not soon enough. While Texas must find a new face to represent that Senate seat in the 2024 election, we have these funny memes about Ted Cruz to hold us over. Updated to include the June 2022 Lauren Boebert scandal.

Funny Ted Cruz Memes

Y’all, I wish I could say these funny Ted Cruz memes were one and done. The shenanigans keep coming so we will keep sharing the memes.

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ted cruz meme 2022

While we started with Cancun Cruz, here are some of the recent crazy Cruz has been up to, of course – told in memes.

Ted Cruz in the News Memes

Here are the latest memes for when Ted Cruz is in the News.

Ted Cruz Same Sex Marriage

So what does our Texas Senator have to say about the Supreme Court? Apparently he thinks the 2015 Supreme Court decision to legalize gay marriage was “clearly wrong.”

Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas), a potential contender for the 2024 race to the White House, called the Supreme Court’s decision to legalize gay marriage “clearly wrong,” explaining that the Court was “overreaching” when it decided the landmark Obergefell v. Hodges case in 2015.

Vanity Fair

NRA Children’s Museum Visits Ted Cruz

A mile long convoy of 52 yellow school buses visited Ted Cruz in Houston, TX on July 14th. A gun control group sent the school buses filled with items from victim of school gun violence, giving a stunning visual to hope to open Ted’s eyes. While we post Ted Cruz memes here, this hits to not only him but all NRA bought Republican senators.

What can be bought easier than a gun in america? a republican senator
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The NRA is a big funder of Texas Republican Senator, Ted Cruz. According to Open Secrets, Ted is the top recipient of political contributions from gun rights interests, drawing about $749,000 over his career. Looks like the NRA Children’s Museum needs to visit Mitt Romeny and Martha McSalley next.

DEVELOPING: Ted Cruz and January 6 Committee

As more details are released about Ted Cruz’s involvement in the January 6th insurrection, we will post links here.

Lauren Boebert Accepts $136,000 Donation from Ted Cruz Rumors Swirl

Well, here we are in June 2022 and of course another month and new Ted Cruz memes because once again the Texas Senator is in the news. This time, it’s juicy especially if you aren’t a fan of Lauren Boebert.

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ted cruz lauren boebert meme

Tiktok is all a swirl with the details, but here is the latest in Lauren Boebert is suing as rumors leak that she was an unlicensed escort on a sugar daddy website. It doesn’t stop there. Apparently, she was introduced to Ted Cruz in Aspen. The tea spilled is well, too explicit for this website (sorry folks.) But here is another issue in regards to Ted Cruz Lauren Boebert that is in question.

There was a $136,250 donation support from Ted Cruz to Lauren Boebert, done under Cruz’s PAC. Ted Cruz’s PAC is the Cruz 20 for 20 Victory Fund PAC.

Federal rules require joint fundraising committees to disclose their partners. While Cruz’s PAC listed the Boebert campaign in its initial filing this July, the gun-rights restaurateur and political novice apparently did not reciprocate despite updating her own campaign’s registration in September.

While this was back in 2020, this establishes the connection between the two which is spurring all type of rumors in regards to a relationship between Ted Cruz and Lauren Boebert. Keyword, rumors. All that said, the fact that Ted Cruz is associated with this type of extreme GOP is just another item to put on the reasons to not vote for Ted Cruz list.

Ted Cruz After Uvalde

The Uvalde school tragedy was an opportunity for Cruz to again, help Texas when dealing with a crisis. What did Ted do? While this time Ted didn’t go to Mexico, he was VERY busy holding a fundraiser, collecting speaker fees, doing cable news appearances, sending tweets and sending thoughts and prayers, but again NO ACTION for Uvalde.

We need a Texas Senator (and more government officials) that are protecting our children not the gun lobby.

Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson Supreme Court Confirmation Hearing

Fear not, of course our Texas Senator had a lot to say in regards to the Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson supreme court confirmation hearing.

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This Twitter user noticed that both Worse Person in the World and Ted Cruz were trending.

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Ted Cruz in Bozeman

Our friendly Senator Ted Cruz cause a debacle in the Bozeman airport over Spring Break. Police had to assist in the matter. This hilarious Ted Cruz meme of a protestor with a sign reading “Next time stay in Bozeman” is too funny.

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Read about the Bozeman airport issue.

These funny Ted Cruz memes all started when in February 2021 and the Texas power grid and Cruz failed us. Senator Ted Cruz fled to Cancun with his family and so these Cancun Cruz memes began.

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Ted Cruz meme – this man is missing

Ouch, @GeneforTexas has the tweet that will make you watching to see if Ted Cruz is going on vacation as that might be a sign that our Texas Grid is in trouble.

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texas grid ted cruz meme

Cancun Cruz Memes

Don’t miss our Texas memes, because we love our state and in order to be #1 we can’t have leadership that doesn’t care about Texans.

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Ted Cruz memes – Cancun is calling.

Hey, I am 100% with Ted Cruz on wanting to be in Cancun, Mexico. Who doesn’t love the Ritz Carlton – especially when your electric in power isn’t on and you are receiving warnings that the water may need to be boiled or potentially you may not have water.

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Cancun Cruz meme

Antifa did not kidnap you, but please don’t pen this lie on your kids.

Real Leaders Eat Last

Yes, it’s 2020 and we are telecommuting, working from home, remote working – whatever you want to call it. So, sure Ted “work remote” from the Ritz. There is just ONE tiny issue.

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Real Leaders Eat Last.

YOU ARE A LEADER – you eat least. (Watch the Simon Sinek video)

You don’t leave your team and head out to a vacay, especially when you spent your career calling other politicians out for doing the same thing.

You mobilize your donor base, raise money, go out and get your hands dirty doing the hard work for YOUR PEOPLE. If you want to be in leadership, lead.

I’m not even baby stepping on the insurrection and Cruz’ role he played on January 6. I’ll let you read about that one yourself.

Politics Suck – So Does No Electricity

While I don’t like politics nor talking politics – this past week, as I sat in the cold trying to figure out what needed to be done in the 15 minutes of electricity that we had – my honest views on Ted Cruz and the Texas government need to be said.

Read about it in the Texas Power Grid post.

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Good people do exist.

Politics to me is way too Republican or Democrat. I don’t specifically claim either party (or any party at all.) I won’t talk politics all the time here, but this situation just did not sit well with me.

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Bernie mitten memes be jealous of Cancun Cruz memes

Ted Cruz Memes

Dearest Ted, please understand that your privilege is showing. Here are the best Ted Cruz Cancun memes.

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Cancun Cruz

Beto Lost But Still Wins

The last time Ted Cruz was up for re-election was in 2018 against Beto O’Rourke. With 50.9% of the votes to Beto’s 48.3% – he slightly won the job of Texas Senator again.

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Beto Meme – didn’t get the job of Texas Senator but gets the job done.

Since the Texas Winter 2021 crisis began, (don’t miss our Texas winter memes) – Beto has stepped up and organized people to check on fellow Texans. Along with AOC, Beto helped raised $5 million (and counting!) for Texas.

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In a world full of Teds, be a BETO.

More About Rafael Cruz

What else do you want to know about Ted? Other than in 2022 he should not be re-elected.

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Not a good dad.

Who is Ted Cruz?

Ted Cruz, byname of Rafael Edward Cruz, (born December 22, 1970, Calgary, Alberta, Canada), American politician who was elected to the U.S. Senate in 2012 and began his first term representing Texas in 2013. He sought the Republican Party nomination for president in 2016.

Brittanica.com

Ted Cruz Donors

We know that money has power. Who are the Ted Cruz donors? How much does he bring in and who is donating?

From 2015-2020, Ted Cruz donors have donated over $54 million dollars. (source: OpenSecrets.org)

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Escaping a country with bad living conditions – imagine.

Oil Money

Ted Cruz received more money from oil and gas companies in 2018 than any other senator. (source: independent.co.uk) This more than ever with the Texas energy crisis is relevant information.

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If you are cold, just CRUZ to Mexico.

Remember Cancun Cruz in 2022

If Ted Cruz decides to run for re-election in 2022, remember this hypocrisy. Someone who spends his career fighting against helping those in need and distress in other countries, flees his own country when it is in need.

Ted Cruz Memes is part of the Digital Mom Blog Funny Memes series