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Like a Turtle Stuck on It’s Back.
I feel like a turtle stuck on it’s back. Day 4 in bed and if I wasn’t working 12 hours a day, I would be going nuts. The herniated disc hates me. The mornings are awful since the medicine has worn off by the time I wake up. Thru-out the day I still am feeling muscle spasms and numb electric shocks down to my toes. At least this reminds me to not take sitting up for … Read entire article »
Filed under: Rants
We Interrupt This CRAZY Week To Bring You A Herniated Disc!
Herniated Disc – You Are NOT My Friend. On Sunday something happened to my back – I am blaming laundry. Today the Doctor confirmed my diagnostic fears: herniated disc. What happens with a ‘herniated disc’? As the spinal disc becomes less elastic, it can rupture. When the disc ruptures, a portion of the spinal disc pushes outside its normal boundary–this is called a herniated disc. When a herniated disc bulges out from between the vertebrae, the spinal nerves … Read entire article »
Filed under: Rants
Don’t Even Think About IT! SAY NO TO COMIC SANS
I think the sticker says it all. But, since this is a blog… I’ll elaborate. Comic Sans SUCKS. It’s tacky. NOT CUTE. It makes me want to scratch my eyeballs out with a rusty nail. Join the club! BanComicSans.com I am due for a reorder of stickers. My4-year-old stuck my last sticker to his door. Thinking this will be the perfect welcome gift for my new team at work! Yours Truly, - Comic Sans Hater (digital mom) … Read entire article »
Filed under: Rants
Shoe Vomitting
Shoe vomitting is what happens when you over buy shoes and you think of a GREAT idea for organizing your family’s mass amount of shoes and that idea doesn’t work and the great chest you bought for the shoes VOMITS. I need to take a breath after typing that run on. (see bio. i heart run on sentences). First – I KNOW what you are thinking. Aren’t those YOUR shoes? Well, yes – I do have an … Read entire article »
Filed under: Kids
This Mom Needs Maintenance
main⋅te⋅nance [meyn-tuh-nuhns] Show IPA –noun 1. the act of maintaining. 2. the state of being maintained: the maintenance of friendly relations with England. 3. care or upkeep, as of machinery or property: With proper maintenance the car will last for many years. 4. means of upkeep, support, or subsistence; livelihood: to provide a comfortable maintenance. 5. alimony or child support. 6. Law. an officious meddling in a suit in which the meddler has no interest, by assisting either party with means to prosecute or defend it. –adjective 7. Pharmacology, Psychiatry. administered to sustain … Read entire article »
Learning That Change is Good
If nothing ever changed, there’d be no butterflies. ~Author Unknown My 4 year old has a very HARD time with change. He likes things like they are and upon realizing that life is how it was… he proceeds to MELT DOWN. Case in point. The sun is going down, therefore it’s time to go inside. This change triggers full blown temper tantrum. Change with a 4 year old can be dangerous and draining. In my early years … Read entire article »
Filed under: SMEZ
Oh RATS!
Tonight was dinner with the art group. I’m stuck in the middle of an extra long booth between 2 people I don’t know very well. Out of the corner of my eye, I see it. A rat scurring across the restaurant floor, under a table to a booth maybe 10 feet away from me. YUCK. If there is 1 thing I can’t do -- it’s RATS. They gross me out to no end. Mice are included in … Read entire article »
Filed under: SMEZ
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